Feast Page #25

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ADULTERER:

I will not die because of him!

HEROINE:

Don't be stupid, drop the gun!

IN BASEMENT:

Roadie HACKS at one of the two greasy cables in the shaft

holding the elevator... Papa Beast is in the elevator body

and RISING.

INSIDE BAR:

TRAMPY:

YOU'RE KILLING HIM!

ADULTERER:

They'll get in! We'll all die!

IN BASEMENT:

Roadie almost has the primary cable cut. Papa Beast rises up

to bite.

SNAP!! The cable BREAKS. Roadie SOARS to the top of the shaft.

Papa Beast is pulled down screeching to the bottom of the

shaft.

BA-BAM! The keg elevator door bursts open on impact.

BAM! Roadie SLAMS into the ceiling, kicking and yelling.

IN BAR:

BAM! Tuffy KNOCKS Adulterer's shotgun up, takes the gun, and

rips open the keg door.

Roadie swings out.

RAH!!!!

P.O.V. - Papa Beast is right behind him it opens to feed

and...

Simultaneously, Tuffy and Heroine shove their shotguns into

its mouth. It raises its eyebrows like "OH!"

HEROINE:

Smile!

BLAM! Papa's head EXPLODES and he falls back down the shaft.

CLANK! Tuffy slams the keg door shut.

Roadie's panting on the floor. Adulterer is down, winded.

BOZO:

Welcome back.

ROADIE:

F-f-f*** you.

BARTENDER:

What the hell happened?

TUFFY:

You okay?

ROADIE:

They were all over the place.

BOZO:

You smell like ass!

BARTENDER:

We shot a skunk.

BEER GUY:

We're lucky to be alive.

BOZO:

Yeah, maybe.

HEROINE:

(re:
Roadie's wounds)

Get something on that.

Good Girl and Tuffy move to help Roadie.

HEROINE:

(to Adulterer)

Don't do that again.

Adulterer nods, ashamed.

BOZO:

(to Heroine)

What now, Geronimo?

BEER GUY:

My truck.

BOSS MAN:

Didn't you see what just happened,

dick wad? They own this place.

BEER GUY:

Not necessarily. You said we had

five in the beginning? And now there's

two still in the basement?

(addressing group)

I think we have enough firepower to

get outta here. That's not bad, our

odds are getting better. Right?

Boss Man sips a bottle, still hopped-up on morphine.

BOSS MAN:

If you ask me, I'm gonna just lay

right here, wait for sunrise, then

walk on out of here.

He nods to himself.

CRASH! Momma Beast's arm ERUPTS through the Boss Man's

belly...

BOSS MAN:

OHHH!!!

SNAPPP!!! His head and legs SLAP together as the arm pulls

him THROUGH the small hole in the floor.

BOSS MAN:

UGHHHHH!!!

The group jumps back! Blood rockets out! His body is pureed

down the tiny hole!

CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! Teen Beast and Momma Beast start to

PUNCH through the floor, grabbing anything they can reach.

HEROINE:

Get on the tables!!! ON THE TABLES!!!!

Everyone struggles to get on the tables.

PUK! PUK! PUK! Planks rip down.

A Beast arm GRABS Good Guy's new pants and RIPS them from

his body. BOTTOMLESS again.

GOOD GUY:

CRAP!

He jumps on a table and is embraced by Good Girl.

GOOD GIRL:

Sweety!

Grandpa grabs Grandma as her chair is yanked to the floor.

GRANDMA:

Oh!

GRANDPA:

Hold on!

Grandpa pulls her upright to the table top.

CRASH! A Beast arm reaches up and GRABS Para's wheelchair,

violently shaking it.

PARA:

Helllllp!!!

THUD! Para FALLS to the floor.

Teen Beast sticks its head through the small hole where Boss

Man's dead body was pulled through. It screeches, but is

instantaneously KICKED by Roadie's boot. Tuffy flips a table

over the hole in the floor.

CRASH! Teen Beast's arm GRABS Para's leg and tries to pull

him down the hole...

PARA:

HELP MEEE!

BOZO:

BONSAI!

Bozo JUMPS from a table and HACKS Teen Beast's arm in half...

he picks up Para and TOSSES him onto the table with Good Guy

and Good Girl.

BOZO:

Hot potato!!!

Bozo leaps onto the table with Tuffy...

RAH! An arm grabs a table leg from Heroine's table. It

totters. She jumps to the bar and slides on her side to the

near end of the bar top.

BAM! BAM! BAM! The two Beasts continue to CRASH into the

floor, trying to get in.

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