Feds Page #2

Synopsis: Ellie DeWitt and Janis Zuckermann are admitted to the very strict FBI Training Academy. They get a hard course, in which they learn to deal with guns and to recognise crimes. They also get a physical training. It appears that Ellie is a real fighting- machine, in contrast with Janis, the great student. They have to help each other, 'cause only when they pass all the tests, they are allowed to join the FBI...
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Daniel Goldberg
Production: Warner Home Video
 
IMDB:
5.3
Rotten Tomatoes:
20%
PG-13
Year:
1988
90 min
204 Views


You must have an attitude of dominance.

Are you fed.

You know the things that he did not know.

If you see that you're flustered,

over. He is in control.

Others to come.

Parker and Butz.

Next.

FBI! Do not move.

Do not move, turd!

FBI! Do not move, turd!

FBI!

If you try, I'll blow your brains out.

Both!

80% of the work of an FBI agent

is to talk to people.

Some lie.

Others say the truth.

How do we know when someone is lying?

Avoids looking you?

Do not concerns you in the face?

Keep your hands in your pocket

as if hiding something?

I gotta look at it in the eye.

Show you.

I will lead the questioning.

You can be my subject,

Mr. Graham.

Yes, sir.

- Sit down here, Mr. Graham.

- Thank you, sir.

You ever taken drugs you do for fun?

Eyes stood up.

It's thinking.

But if the answer is "no",

too late to be credible.

Thank you.

Can you come back again.

Plus five.

- And I go.

- And I.

Look and cry.

Ful.

- Are you hungry?

- Yes.

- You can order some pizza.

- Yes. Two large.

- I arrive. So eat only two.

- I'll eat two pizzas?

In high school champion

I ate pizza.

- As you can eat.

- Come on.

My stomach elastic.

A and eat three pizzas.

- Three?

- Yes.

Put your money on the line?

Seals mentioned will be put on pizza and eaten.

Pieces must be eaten until there is no trace of cheese.

Are you ready?

Start!

Come... smells good.

Come on, Parker!

A and a Bottoms up!

Come on, Parker! Can they do it!

So!

- I hope it's ripe right.

- What do you mean?

If chili is not ripe enough, you

has some microscopic insects.

I read that some times you worms and infested

vessels that bring food in Europe.

- I heard it too.

- Eat on!

What is this? Look...

You know what's worse?

Q and lay eggs in the intestine and is multiplied by the thousands.

- Janis eat!

- I wonder how you feel.

All riddled stomach worms and thousands of times.

- Disqualified.

- I won! You're great!

- I do not shake, Janis.

- Sorry.

- Who is it?

- I think O'Sullivan.

- No. E Flagler.

- I thought Flagler doing well.

Flagler and Lewandowsky was remove.

Ax fell.

We need coffee, soap, and erveele,

sheets of paper, grain,

syrup popcorn.

Write and paperclips.

Of those colors.

I want to take my stapler.

And one of those accordion shaped

like you have.

- A binder.

- Yes. I need one.

E 9:
30. Let's go.

- I know what you'll buy.

- What?

- Your own gun.

- My Gun?

It's as if you have your tennis racket.

You gotta create a relationship with him.

A relationship with my gun?

Who knows when we shall be able

to go shopping.

- Do we need a permit?

- We'll get one.

You're from the FBI?

De Marzio says there will be something for

"firing exercises".

For my partner.

We 9mm pistol,

Can a Sig Sauer or Beretta 226

- With single or double action?

- Double or single?

- Any... You know my tastes.

- Dual action.

OK, "Miss FBI".

How about a TZ-75?

I pulled grouped with him. 's New shiny.

Not be set mule.

Willy's for my partner.

Now you will use for training.

But later

will use in her work.

Must

charger 15 cartridges and adjustable mules.

Must use ammunition of any kind.

You know those steel bullets,

black tip?

Maybe you have to shoot through a steel door

that to save my life,

so I'd like to have a charger

of it in my purse. Do you understand?

- Want a Sig Sauer.

- Yes.

I have two, but keep the

boys special forces.

What are we? Parishioners is?

Well... God!

It has a six inch Pipe Steel

and a recoil compensator.

Want and a mule for

night for another $ 400?

How much all that's in the box?

I could do a discount... the FBI.

's Right. This gun

'll improve my accuracy.

I told you. It's as if you start a relationship with a guy

.

Soon you'll stay in bed dreaming

the firing exercises.

Have you noticed a car parked across the street?

The machine bread? No.

We should go. Five

I meet Butz, to study.

- Been there?

- The car of bread?

Try to guess.

Delivering bread?

- I get you anything?

- The bill, please.

Stand 20 minutes with the engine running and there's no

bread store in the area.

I'm just a real estate office,

an empty building and a bank.

Perhaps

the driver stopped to cash a check.

Excuse me.

How late is the bank open?

Closes at three.

Thanks.

Give me the gun.

Can overreacted. Perhaps

donuts that brought his friend

working at the bank.

We're just checking.

No big deal.

Damn! It's a robbery!

- What do we do?

- I do not know. What do you think?

- Jurisdiction can be problems.

- Banks are under federal jurisdiction.

Have to "inflated".

Stay down and pretend you have a gun.

FBI! Do not move!

Put the guns down.

- It's great.

- Yes... Well, bastards outdoors!

Are FBI agents arrested by DeWitt and Zuckerman.

Do not hold your and mecherii, that your flight with Sig Sauer

my head.

- Have you got it?

- Yes.

See? When you have a gun like this,

're respected.

These guys are finish.

- Get out of the car. FBI!

- FBI?

Careful.

I just pulled it repaired.

No problem.

- Hold the wheel.

- What?

Hold the steering wheel and pressed the accelerator.

You're surrounded !

Exit out with your hands up.

Face down!

That's Janis! Everything went crazy,

but we do face.

Read the their rights.

I'll handle the cops.

FBI. DeWitt agencies and Zuckerman.

You have the right to not tell anything.

If you cancel this right,

anything... everything... nothing...

's okay.

We have everything under control.

You have the right to not tell anything!

If you cancel this right,

all tell

can be used against you.

You have the right to an attorney.

If you can not afford an attorney, you will be assigned one

. Do you understand?

We humans government.

We are the new Untouchables.

- One day, our picture will be here.

- I do not know what to say, Ellie.

Want to see us, sir?

I and others have analyzed

agents your actions today.

I will explain a few things.

Sit down.

FBI's counterterrorism band.

How to treat a robbery in progress

is shown on page 124 of the Manual of Procedure of the FBI.

Is obvious that none of you read.

Number 1:
make sure the safety

innocent persons present.

Number 2:
notify local authorities,

demanding support.

Number 3:

thieves watch without having to put in danger.

Number 4:
Try

to him isolated on thieves

innocent people are being.

Number 5:

being fulfilled these conditions, make the arrest.

FBI agents approved as its

to give birth in the street shootouts.

The problem is even more serious when

get some learners are involved.

It happened quickly.

- Have you told anyone about the incident?

- We just returned, sir.

Not to allow such a tournament

take place in the training program.

I have seen it and nobody won.

Press agreed not to mention that they are involved trainees

no foremen.

But if anyone finds out, you will need

to expel, for example.

From now on,

're on probation.

Only weapon

's intelligence agency has its agents.

Try to use it.

That is all.

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Len Blum

Leonard Solomon "Len" Blum (born 1951) is an award-winning Canadian screenwriter, film producer and film composer. more…

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