Feds Page #3

Synopsis: Ellie DeWitt and Janis Zuckermann are admitted to the very strict FBI Training Academy. They get a hard course, in which they learn to deal with guns and to recognise crimes. They also get a physical training. It appears that Ellie is a real fighting- machine, in contrast with Janis, the great student. They have to help each other, 'cause only when they pass all the tests, they are allowed to join the FBI...
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Daniel Goldberg
Production: Warner Home Video
 
IMDB:
5.3
Rotten Tomatoes:
20%
PG-13
Year:
1988
90 min
194 Views


Thank you, sir.

Wright 8. Striker 8.

Debiacci 7. You failed.

Peterson, 7. You failed. Guana

7. You failed.

Parker 8. Zuckerman, 10. Bravo!

Sheppard, 10. Bravo!

Bickerstaff 8. DeWitt 4.

One more and you're eliminated.

Butz 8. King, 8...

was good.

FBI! You're under arrest!

Facing a wall!

I know I...

is something that I'm not right.

Come back! Spread your legs!

And keep your hands up!

- Are you sure you want to be an FBI agent?

- Do not move and Keep your mouth!

You're dead.

- What is it?

- I do not need this sh*t!

I could to win $ 60,000

a year working at a lobbying firm.

My family was right.

I was stupid because I came here.

- What are you talking about?

- Imagine you.

You can not quit.

We are partners.

We are partner

're roommates.

Janis, have been chosen

of 6,000 people.

You know Nixon wanted to be an FBI agent,

but rejected it?

Good for them!

You got further than

Nixon and want to quit? I can not believe!

We have taken only because they needed a number of women

statistics.

Who cares? We're here.

-We almost got the house.

That's the house?

You're not of the house.

You got bad grades.

You're about to be eliminated.

Only geeks like Brent will succeed.

Sure. He was trained for this since he was a sperm

.

We are looking for weakness. Then he forces the

to see if we can deal with.

- So proceed FBI.

- Yes? So proceed Zuckerman.

I know you.

I have given wrong never, right?

You guessed it.

So far, I've done than things

Whom you knew in advance that you will deal with.

Sorry.

- I gave wrong many times.

- Really!

Not a big deal.

If you fail, your work and more.

If you wrong again and you

work and more.

You should write a book.

"Joy to fail". Would be successful.

Let me tell you something.

In the first month the Navy,

kept screaming at me that I am not good enough.

Then I realized that they're right.

I was not good enough.

Can I help physical training.

I can show you things that are not books

.

- Yes? What you win from this?

- I want to take my exams.

FBI agent I want to get.

And now... I have a few problems.

I hope you'll help me.

So might we both

Keep opportunities.

- Dream.

- What do you care? Wanted to leave.

True.

Pulled the trigger, do not hit him.

And be relaxed. Have fun.

You're Clint Eastwood .

Do a better America and kill the bastard.

Yes...

Finds keywords and highlights

them.

Catch colored paperclips beside them.

If you want to become an FBI agent,

need to talk to an agent.

Leave sweeping, no time.

The best motion

a blow between the legs.

- Between?

- Yes?

The problem is, I expect that.

Have to take him by surprise.

Trod on his foot!

Take a step back and fish love it.

- Amendment 14.

- Equal Rights.

Amendment 8.

Protections against cruel.

I EXAM:

I Define the following terms:

maens bad, mea culpa, actus reus...

Now right hand.

Garner principles established by the case against Memphis.

- Rule offender fled.

- Conditions for reinerea a vehicle.

Carroll Doctrine.

Knew gonna eat potatoes?

Talk to me?

I do not think...

Question:

an amendment in the Constitution there...

Parker 9. Lake, 7. Canada 7.

Butz 8. DeWitt, 10. Bravo!

Pretty soon I'm asking you to help me.

- Zuckerman 9. Give back.

- 9?

- It's good and September.

- It's great.

But bribery case in New Hampshire?

- It was a race.

- Stroke?

- It's unclear circumstances...

- Sorry.

I was wondering... if you want to have dinner together tomorrow night

.

- To get out together?

- Yes.

I could go to Washington to give a

Raita.

Would be great.

Okay. Am car.

I'm going to pick you up at seven?

- Okay.

- See you then.

What do you think?

You and Brent,

raiding the U.S. capital?

Looks like paradise.

'll Probably take me a local

elegant.

- Probably.

- What to wear?

- I'm all right.

- Cancels meeting.

Be serious! You know your clothes,

have to help me.

Shopping.

Give a round by Washington.

- Can I help you?

- Yes.

My friend has a meeting with a senator and wants something sexy.

I see.

I have exactly what you need.

No senator. He's an FBI agent.

Is a dinner at the embassy,

social event or something like that?

Not just a dinner.

's Got nice legs, so I

should they bring out.

Maybe something split up to the waist.

Something to say "jump on me."

Is a creative Benvenuti.

I believe a great getting.

Cute, right? What do you think?

- Do you really want to know?

- Yes.

- Mind?

- At all.

Talia is too low.

A wad be done.

Should more closely.

And the back looks short.

- Short?

- Yes.

Wedges are crooked.

And the hem is sewn to the car.

At this money, can be sewn by hand

. And I'll hide legs.

This dress will not only bring your

a visit from the "fashion police".

- Anything else?

- Color does not favor you.

Do you have a dress made

Japanese creators?

- Sure.

- Thanks.

Do not worry, we'll find something.

I like socks.

I have never spent $ 400 on a dress

.

I have not even spent $ 100.

Too bad they're wasted

for an arrogant bastard.

Yeah, it's pretty arrogant. I'll pass.

Tell your mother that died

and get ready for the funeral.

'll Understand you.

Open it. Still not ready.

- You look lovely tonight!

- And you.

'm Ready.

- You look amazing.

- Yes?

- Yes. Here you go.

- Thanks.

- I'm hungry. Do you want some popcorn?

- No, thanks.

- Shall we?

- Goodbye, Janis!

Pa!

In my family, the FBI is like a religion.

A family FBI's different from a normal family.

Are you learned to your life concerns

as a tactical exercise.

Small are brought up in a state of alert,

aware of the situation and ready to react.

I think my family was more joyful.

The tradition begins with Grandpa.

Was in seminary, he wanted to become a priest,

but felt I could do more for America

.

Hoover Americans look with a high sense of duty.

He and my grandfather were well understood

and I became a family FBI.

I know this sounds American propaganda,

but that's me.

I tried to revolt.

I played football.

I left my hair,

I went to rock concerts,

but I love what I do.

Now I love it.

- They changed the lights.

- Thanks.

's Open.

- Hi!

- Hi!

Librarian told me that you got

"Psychology deviaioni and fish."

- I was wondering if you finished it.

- May.

I said you got "

aberrant behavior" and "Violence of mind".

I need. If you do not use your right now...

not. I'm there.

Great.

's Great. This is not the office's grocery store.

Sesame biscuits Have you ever tried?

Are fantastic. And I. ..

What is this?

Weird.

I found.

I bring over two to three hours.

- Okay.

- Thanks.

'll Spend your whole Saturday night

studying?

So make a living.

PBS transmits a special

about Nobel Prize winners.

Want to go see him?

- How long?

- An hour.

's Too much. Maybe if it was a half hour...

I have a lot to learn.

You can watch the first part.

Da. Can I watch a half hour.

Then go back to study.

Okay.

- Howard, do you worry so much.

- I know. It's awful.

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Leonard Solomon "Len" Blum (born 1951) is an award-winning Canadian screenwriter, film producer and film composer. more…

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