Ferdinand Page #3
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- 2017
- 108 min
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Lupe in the house.
BONES:
You suck, Lupe!Oh, yeah? I used to suck,
but not anymore. (CHUCKLES)
Let me introduce you
to the new guy.
He's a monster
and I'm his coach.
And did I mention
that he is my closest
and dearest BFF...
What did you say
your name was?
Ferdinand? Is that you?
Hey!
That is a ridiculous name.
Tell him your real name,
killer.
Yeah, it's me, Ferdinand.
Hey, guys.
Wait a minute.
You know these chumps?
Whoo! Little Ferdinand.
You've had a growth spurt.
I called you weirdo.
Don't sweat it, Bones.
We're good.
My gosh! What have
they been feeding you?
Oh, hey. Guapo?
That's right.
The one and only.
Ah, I get it.
You try to come back here
and intimidate us?
'Cause let me
tell you something.
I am not intimidated
by your freakish hugeness!
Oh, mama.
I don't know you...
but I'm not scared of ya,
you sorry sack of meat.
You're an affront
to my nostrils.
(CHUCKLES) Angus,
you're talking to his butt.
Oh. (SPLUTTERS)
I will not take any lip from
the flea-bitten likes of you,
you wee goat.
(CHUCKLES)
Now you're talking to my butt.
Aah! Go and boil your head,
ya bunch of bampos.
I'm away.
Uh, a few new faces
around here since I left, huh?
(EXCLAIMS)
(GRUNTS MENACINGLY)
Hello, Maquina. Hi!
He was created in a lab.
A Franken-bull.
Says nothing, feels nothing.
(FLY BUZZING)
You seem fun.
Look what the goat dragged in.
Hey, Val.
Valiente?
He remembers. Oh, I'm touched.
Hey!
Oh. Didn't see you there,
Bones.
What do you mean you didn't
see me? Oh, I get it.
'Cause I'm small.
You know what you are?
A sizeist.
(GRUNTS)
Guess some things
never change.
Look at you. All grown up.
When you ran away with your
tail between your legs...
I never thought
I'd see you back here.
That makes two of us.
Nah, I get it.
Now that
you're a big tough guy,
you think you're better
than me.
What?
Correction, Valerie.
Actually, he knows
he's better than you.
Ain't that right, F-Bomb?
I didn't say that.
You said it with your eyes.
Well, I'm glad you're back.
You are?
Oh, yeah.
Good to have a real bull
around here for once.
It'll make me look even better
when I beat you to a pulp
inside the ring.
Welcome back, Ferdinand.
That was insane.
They all hate me.
Yeah, they hate you.
They hate me.
They hate each other.
A lot of hate.
It crushes your soul if you
Oh, well.
Come on, pal.
Let me show you your new digs.
This is the one.
Ooh.
Get that big butt in there.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Oh, that's heavy. Get in!
(STRAINING)
Ow!
Isn't this great?
It's smaller than I remember.
Oh, you don't like it?
You know where I live?
A bucket.
And there it is.
Took the liberty
hope you don't mind.
Wait! I know
what our place needs.
Little feminine touch.
(GAGGING)
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
A little something
from me to you.
(BURPS)
Excusez-moi. (CHUCKLES)
Little bit of regurgitation.
Nighty-night, bestie.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.
No, seriously,
there are bed bugs
and they are vicious.
(LUPE SNORING)
(SIGHS)
(LUPE VOCALIZES)
(LUPE MUMBLING)
(LUPE SNORING)
FERDINAND:
Huh?Wow. You weren't kidding
about the bugs.
UNA:
(GASPS)He saw us. Stay still!
DOS:
Hey! Why would you stop?UNA:
(WHISPERING) Go back.We have to do something.
DOS:
All right,let's do it old school.
(CLAPS TWICE)
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
Um... Are you trying
to steal my stuff?
Oh, no. We'd never
do something like that.
Nope. Not us.
You have offended us, sir!
I'm sorry, little guys.
I feel terrible.
Ow!
Don't fall for it, Ferd.
They're filthy weasels.
Hey! We're not filthy weasels.
We're filthy hedgehogs.
She knows what we are.
Yeah.
Beady-eyed, little thieves.
We're not thieves.
We're survivors.
(LUPE BLEATS)
Balls!
Let's roll!
No, wait! Hold on! The flower!
(SCREAMS)
Please don't chew on us!
My greatest fear
is death by chew.
Step back, beast!
Come on.
You wanna dance? Let's dance.
Oh, hey!
Don't tempt me, pinecone.
Will you stop?
Eat quills!
And you,
I'm not eating anyone.
Ha!
Wait, wait. Hold on.
You're not like
the other meatheads, are you?
Don't be fooled, sister.
Where do you think the
It ain't from chickens!
No, no. Look at him!
He's soft and sweet.
Like butter.
Thanks. I think.
Let's start over. I'm Una.
I'm Dos.
And I'm Cuatro.
Oh. What happened to Tres?
(GASPS)
We do not speak of Tres.
Oh.
Sorry.
Look, you can
take the food if you want.
I'm not hungry.
Oh, really?
Whoo-hoo! You don't
have to tell me twice.
Ah-bup-bup-bup.
The flower stays.
(SIGHS)
Good-bye. For now.
Let me give you a boost.
Oh, thank you!
Nah, I don't know.
Ow! Okay, fine.
Ooh! Free ride!
Great to meet you!
What a nice bull.
Oh, yeah.
Sucker won't survive
a day in this place.
Hmm.
I gotta get back home.
(SNORING)
(LUPE MUMBLING)
(EXCLAIMS)
LUPE:
Get back. Get back!Ow, ow, ow. Get back!
(GASPS) Where are my teeth?
(SNORES)
(MAN LAUGHING)
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
All right, I'm going home!
I'm going...
(GRUNTING)
Holy cow, that hurt.
(GROANING)
Face is on fire.
(LAUGHTER)
Klaus, Greta, look!
Looks like somebody
wants to come
to our side of the fence.
Silly moo-moo.
He doesn't know the rules.
Hey, can you guys help me out?
How do I get
to the other side?
Hmm. How do you get
to the other side?
Oh, let me ponder
(LAUGHS)
Mmm... (GASPS)
Spoiler alert! You don't!
(ALL LAUGH)
Hoof bump. Hoof bump, Klaus.
Hoof bump, Greta.
(ALL WHINNY)
See, this is the beautiful
horsey side.
And that
is the stinky bull side.
Yeah.
Beautiful horsies stay here,
and you ugly beasts
stay there.
Don't even think of coming
over to our side.
Or we'll alert the humans.
Yeah.
Sucks to be you.
There is no escape.
Nothing gets past us.
Never ever never.
Never ever, ever, ever.
HANS:
We have eyeson the back of our heads.
KLAUS:
Yeah.HANS:
The nose of a kitten.GRETA:
The flexibility of a monkey.
Ears like that
of a cocker spaniel.
Good one.
Shoo! Shoo, shoo!
Go on, stinky one.
Have a nice day
smelling terrible.
KLAUS:
Yeah.(HORSES LAUGH)
HANS:
I bet his parentsweren't even related.
(HORSES LAUGHING)
(BLEATING)
(YAWNS)
are pigs. Aah!
Aah! Sardine can!
(RETCHING)
Oh, that turned.
RANCH HAND:
El Primero is coming.
El Primero is coming. Come on!
RANCH HAND 2:
What?El Primero? El Primero!
El Primero!
Oh. Here?
El Primero!
El Primero! El Primero!
El Primero!
What?
El Primero. El Primero.
Ow, ow, ow.
El Primero.
(SCREAMS)
LUPE:
Ow!El Primero.
Oh! Hey. Uh, sorry about that.
El Primero.
Who?
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
Big P is in the house!
There are many
great bullfighters in Spain...
but there is only one
El Primero.
You got this, Guap.
You got this. You got this.
Hey, Guapo. No pressure.
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