Fido Page #2
Bill!
I met our new neighbors today.
Did you know that he is the new head
of security for Zomcon?
Really?
That's who moved into
the old Johnson place?
Uh-huh. And did you know
that they have six zombies. Six!
And when his wife asked me
how many we had,
I didn't know what to say.
So I told her we had one.
You what?
What was I supposed to do?
Tell her that my husband
is afraid of zombies?
I'm not going to talk about this.
Hey.
Zombie?
The roast.
- Dad.
- Sorry.
I thought that was
a different button.
Whoops.
What are you doing?
It's hurting him.
Sorry. I...
You know,
I bet with our new neighbor,
we'll have the safest
street in Willard.
I can't argue with that.
And, obviously,
it will be chained up
in the backyard
when it's not doing chores.
Obviously.
It'll have to be.
Helen, propriety.
You're the boss, dear.
Afraid of zombies.
I'll tell you what
Nothing, that's what.
Just stay right there.
Think I'm afraid of you?
Huh?
That what you think?
That's right.
That's right.
Nicely done, Tammy.
No.
Grandpa's fallen
and he's getting up.
The elderly.
They seem friendly enough,
but can you really trust them?
No.
So don't get caught off guard.
heart monitor.
When the heart stops, we start.
Aren't you going to
help me practice, Dad?
Oh, is that today?
from yesterday.
But I've already got
Don't other dads take their kids
to the driving range?
No.
No, they don't.
Honey, honey.
Please don't play
baseball by yourself.
It makes you look Ionely.
Now, I'm going over to meet
our new neighbors.
But you said you already
met the neighbors.
Timmy, I thought
you were on my side.
Give it here.
Come on, stupid. Throw it.
It's a baseball.
You throw it.
You throw like a girl.
Did it again.
It's so dumb.
Ow!
What are you doing?
It wasn't me.
You shot me with a B.B. Gun.
Get him!
So, where do you want
to get shot?
Head shot, Roy.
you've said all day.
- Roy!
- Leave me alone!
Ow, my arm.
My arm.
Stay away from me.
Stop, zombie! Stop!
Let's get out of here.
And that loser Stan,
I thought he was
going to pee himself.
Crying like a sucky baby.
They sure won't
pick on me again...
at least not when you're around.
What?
Do you want to play?
Okay.
We should get a name for you
before Mom does.
I know.
How about Fido?
Nice catch, Fido.
Well, if you're not going to catch it,
you got to go fetch it.
Go get it, boy.
Come on, boy.
You're disgusting.
Why don't you go home
and get some clothes on?
If your mother could see you now.
Can't bear to look at you.
You rotten zombie!
You nearly scared me half to death.
Stop that!
You're spoiling my quiet time!
Fido?
Hello?
Oh, jeez.
Fido!
Stupid collar.
That's Mrs. Henderson.
What am I supposed
to tell Mom and Dad?
You're not supposed to
even be off your leash.
Dad's going to kill me.
Come on.
I got to get you cleaned up.
Hi, Cindy.
My mom and your mom
think we should be friends.
Oh.
Sorry.
That's okay. I don't mind.
Well, bye.
You're not allowed to have a zombie
without a leash.
You're a kid.
I don't care about
stupid Zomcon rules.
Here comes my dad,
and he sure cares.
- Hello, Tommy.
- It's Timmy.
Right you are, sweetheart.
Is that blood on your zombie?
Uh, it was a nosebleed.
Well, that's not a fresh zombie.
Only fresh zombies bleed, son.
I meant my nose.
How did blood from your nose
get on to your zombie, then?
I wiped it there.
Daddy, can we go now?
I can't be late for
All right, princess.
Get in. Come on.
Okay. Bye, Timmy.
I hate ballet.
I think we're in trouble, boy.
Hmm.
Heart attack, eh?
My grandpa had a heart attack.
You're not so bad, are you, boy?
Too bad you had to go
and eat Mrs. Henderson.
- I don't even want to ask.
- He got dirty.
And how on earth did he get dirty?
We were just in the park...
What were you doing
in the park with the zombie?
You stupid zombie.
Look at what you've done.
I'll never get it cleaned up in time,
and in your father's garage!
You're not allowed in here.
You know that, Timmy.
Mom, when we were
in the park...
Timmy, are you listening to me?
send the zombie back.
No, Dad always does
what you say.
No, not this time.
Not with a zombie.
And then what are
people going to say?
They're going to say
that the Robinsons are strange,
and they're going to be right.
It's nothing, Mom.
We'll clean this mess up.
Dad won't even know.
I promise.
What was so important that
you needed to tell me, Timmy?
Um, it's Fido.
He protected me
from the bullies.
Fido? Who's Fido?
Fido.
What kind of
a stupid name is Fido?
Who names their zombie, anyway?
Lots of people name
their zombies.
Mr. Theopolis has a name for his.
I bet he does.
At any rate,
zombies don't have heart attacks.
No, I mean before,
when he was alive.
That's what killed him,
like Grandpa.
What...
You know you're not
supposed to talk about your grandfather.
Sorry.
I forgot.
Well, that's quite a thing to forget.
And she's missing since this morning?
Well, she's always
wandering off on her own.
I'm sure she'll turn up.
Mr. Henderson should have put her
in a retirement home years ago.
Really, Bill!
What would Francis do without her?
He'd be all alone.
Those homes are very comfortable
and... secure.
They're only secure because
they use the old prison.
Well... she is over 65, Helen,
and old people can't be trusted.
Isn't that right?
Yeah, we had a lot of trouble
with old people during the war.
Jonathan, please.
He never gets tired of talking about
that dreadful war.
You must have been, what, 10?
Uh... 11.
Any kills?
Just... one.
Someone close to home?
It was his father.
But you're fine now, aren't you, honey?
Yep.
Well, you did what
you had to, Robinson.
It's a terrible thing,
the Zombie War.
Families having to kill their own.
Never lose sight of that.
I'd take Dee Dee's head off
in a second if I had to.
He always says that.
Don't let 'em get too close.
It makes it harder to pull the trigger.
Well, that went well.
What is it, Timmy?
I just hope a zombie
didn't get Mrs. Henderson.
What a thing to say.
Well, what if somebody's
zombie did attack her?
What then?
Well, we all remember
what happened to the Johnsons
when their zombie
into the Wild Zone?
That's probably how
Bill.
Let's just say there's a very good reason
we don't have prisons anymore.
Bill.
Well, Helen,
Can't keep denying it.
Timmy, I think it's nice that you're
caring so much about Mrs. Henderson.
But I think she's gonna be just fine.
Come here.
Come on! Come on!
Come on. No more mistakes
on Daddy's rug.
No, no, no. We're not going anywhere
until you do your business.
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