Finding Amanda Page #4
- R
- Year:
- 2008
- 96 min
- $31,340
- 47 Views
- What are you doing tonight?
- I'm not doing nothing.
Or nobody.
Oh, well, we're gonna have
to change that now, won't we?
Ooh wee!
Ah!
So, where are you from,
cowboy?
I'm from Burbank,
Californ-ay-a!
They got real cowboys
in Burbank.
Do they really?
Well, I got my boots on!
This is a nice car.
Thank you.
I just got it.
Isn't that
the best smell?
It's the best smell. I mean,
it probably causes cancer,
but all
the good stuff does.
Yep. Cigarettes, asbestos,
high-tension power lines.
Soon there'll be nothing
left to enjoy.
So, where do you
want to talk?
Oh, I know a place.
I just have to go home
and change first.
And you have to see
my house. Oh, my gosh,
my gorgeous,
fabulous house.
I love it so much.
Greg? Baby?
Hello?
Where should
I put these?
Oh, just over here
by the door.
Trying to keep
the carpet nice.
Come on in.
Isn't it perfect?
Everything in here
is just perfection.
Well, except for
that lamp
because it looks perfect,
but it's a little high
and the wall's
a little low.
And so, 'cause the lamp
is high, it doesn't really--
do you know what I mean?
Anyway, I'm gonna take it back in
the next couple weeks anyway, so--
Okay, I'm gonna go pee.
You stay here, make yourself cozy.
Be right back.
Don't tell me to shut up.
Why do you have to be so mean?
Who are you?
I came with Amanda.
She's in the bathroom.
- Better not be a f***in' john.
No, I'm her Uncle.
- Hi.
- Get out.
I am going.
You are such an a**hole.
Just go.
Call me.
- You're the television guy?
- Guilty.
- Amanda!
- Oh, hi, baby.
I'll be right out.
Oh, you guys, I have
a really great idea.
I'll be two seconds.
You can tell Amanda
about the girl if you want.
It's no big deal.
Oh, no, I'm not
planning on--
You can if you want to.
No big secret.
- It's none of my business.
- She knows about the other chicks.
Is there more than one?
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Just the way it has to be.
I don't follow that.
Amanda's out banging all these
strange guys all the time.
I gotta deal with that,
you know?
So I bang other chicks.
It keeps it equal.
Keep the playing field flat,
you know?
- Flat.
- I see.
Yeah.
Don't say anything
about the girl.
- I thought you just said--
- Just keep your f***ing mouth shut.
- Hi, baby.
- Hi, baby.
Hi.
Mmm, I missed you.
- Hi.
- Okay, that's enough.
Look at my big man.
Isn't he gorgeous?
So gorgeous.
Hey, we're gonna go someplace
and hang out. You wanna come?
Oh, no no.
Babe, I'm real tired.
Greg, damn it!
Coaster.
I'm sorry,
I forgot.
I'm trying to keep things
nice around here.
- I mean, f*** me.
- I'm sorry. Christ.
No no no, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
He endures
my little outbursts.
Don't you, baby?
Greg is going to school.
Tell him.
Refrigeration.
Learn the heating and cooling business.
My focus is more
on cooling.
So, a lot of
money in that?
Coolness?
Global warming?
Ever hear of it?
What an idiot.
I forgot to tell you
about my brilliant idea.
You should come over tomorrow
night and I'll cook dinner.
- That'd be nice.
- Yeah?
You'll be home.
Right, baby?
I guess.
I might be tired.
Oh, no no.
You'll be fine.
Come on. Okay, now
I have to plan a menu.
Oh, I'm so excited.
Okay, I'm gonna go change.
You guys bond.
You could tell Amanda
about the girl if you want.
But don't.
I'm f***in' serious,
a**hole.
Did you love Greg?
Don't you just love him?
He's so hot.
Don't you think
he's hot?
Yes, he's hot.
Hot and sociopathic.
- What?
- Nothing.
He's very very hot.
He doesn't mind
your chosen profession?
Why should he?
My profession pays for
his school, his clothes
and his brand-new truck.
I keep my boy very happy.
Where are we going?
Oh, I know a place up
the strip that doesn't card me.
But we got to make
one more stop first.
Is the car gonna
be okay here?
- Oh, yeah, sure.
How about us?
So, anyway, I came here--
it was, like, last year
and I got a job at the
International House of Pancakes.
- Do you know it?
- Yeah.
Yeah, I usually say IHOP,
'cause it's shorter,
but I wasn't sure
if you'd heard of it.
Oh, well, it lists both names
in Zagat, so I'm good.
So, anyway,
my friend Michelle-- she worked
with me but she was a hostess--
she got this job
dancing at this club.
- Dancing?
- Stripping.
She was making huge money,
no taxes.
- Everything under the table.
- Including Michelle, no doubt.
Oh, poor guy.
- I hate to see that.
- Mmm.
So, anyway, she introduces me
to the owner of the club.
Before you know it,
I'm dancing.
- Stripping?
- Yeah.
And you just started,
just like that?
Well, you don't really need
a lot of training to strip.
I mean, I've taken off my clothes
every night before I go to bed.
You know?
Oh, my gosh!
- What was that?
- I don't know.
Sh*t.
Scared me.
- Did you see me jump?
- Just keep walking.
Oh my God.
So, yeah, no training.
Except I took a
pole-dancing seminar once.
- That's it.
- They have seminars in pole dancing?
Yeah, at the local
community college.
Isn't Vegas the best?
I killed at the club. I had this whole
"Sweet Young Thing" working for me.
Every guy who pays for a blowj*b
wants to get it from a girl
who looks like she's never
given one before.
- That's my look.
- You do remember
I'm your uncle, right?
- Yeah?
- Hi.
- Is Link here?
- You picking up?
Yeah, he knows.
Shut the door.
This will only take
two seconds.
Cool.
- Hey, you want some?
- Uh, no.
No, thanks.
I'm-- I'm married.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Oh, so is she.
- That's nice, to have
something in common.
My mouth's watering already.
Okay, you can
come back now.
Yeah. Enjoy.
Here's your pony, sweetness,
all saddled up and ready to ride.
- Thank you, sir.
- You're welcome. You'll love it.
- Hey, how's B.V.?
- He's great.
Good. Good, you tell him it should
be ready by the end of the week.
Okay.
Hey, what's with
Principal Skinner?
He's cool.
He's my uncle.
- No sh*t?
- Yeah.
No, none at all.
Hi.
Hey.
Hey, your uncle?
Wow.
I had an uncle once.
Or I killed some gook's uncle in 'Nam.
I can't remember which.
- How's it going?
- Good.
- You?
- Well, I got no legs.
I got no balls.
I piss out of a tube.
How the f*** do you
think it's going?
Right, but getting
the good parking spaces
must take some
of the sting out of it.
You're funny.
He's funny.
You're funny.
Thank you.
Good to meet you.
Good to meet you.
I'd like to introduce you
to my better half.
Unfortunately, it got blown off
You were in the sh*t?
Up to my neck,
sweetie.
Up to my neck.
Hey, you want
something?
- No, I'm good.
- Come on!
You're in Vegas, queer-bait.
Loosen up a little.
Good point.
You have any pot?
Pot?
Who the f*** smokes
pot anymore? Pot?
Hell, they ought to take pot,
they ought to hang it on the
wall of a museum somewhere.
That's how old pot is.
Pot is old, motherf***er.
So you don't have any?
Oh.
Hey, TJ?
Yeah?
Hey, go around back.
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