Fired Up Page #2
...and we really hope
that you do good.
Yeah, do us proud, you know. Beat
the skirts off those 300 other girls.
And guys? Are there guys there?
Do guys go?
- What about guys?
- It's a good question.
There's girls and guys that go.
I don't know if guys-
Yes. The good teams are all co-ed.
That's interesting. I just didn't
know that. I was just pondering.
Carly, come here. We're working on
a new mount Bianca came up with.
- Yeah!
- Coming.
I'm gonna walk away backwards,
so you guys don't talk about my ass.
Man, she's got nice lumps.
Either one of us ever hit that?
I don't think so. I think
she respects herself too much.
Right.
Who wants to deal with that drama?
So, what do you think
about cheer camp?
- What do you mean, what do I think?
- Let's go.
- We're not cheerleaders.
- We're athletes, we can do anything.
They don't just let anybody go.
You've gotta be part of a squad.
Let's join a squad.
How hard can this be?
A couple of flips, a pyramid.
Black sheep
Three hundred honeys
on our biscuits.
- Screw football.
The only reason we started playing
was to pull chicks.
You can't honestly tell me you enjoy
running in blazing hot pads...
...trying to catch a pass two seconds
before some 2000-pound mongoloid...
- ... crashes into your Nutter Butters.
- El Paso, here we come.
Not if it comes to us first!
Oh, sh*t.
- I'm on fire.
- Mookie!
- Water, water, water.
- I'll put you out.
I'm a hero.
Screw football. Let's go cheer.
Shawny Shawn!
We need to convince
the squad they need us.
- Not gonna be easy.
- That's why we go to Poppy.
- I wish there was another way.
- There's not.
- But I wish there was.
- But there's not. We're here.
- I wish we weren't.
- But we are.
Hi, sis.
Why am I looking at you? Speak.
Poppy, you're getting so big now.
How old are you?
I'm 60. Can we get past
the small talk?
The only time you come to see me
is when you need something.
What? Tug mags?
Mike's Hard Lemonade?
- Another ride to the clinic?
- Poppy.
No. We wanna go to that
cheerleading camp you're going to.
Since you're killing on the JV squad
and so advanced beyond your years...
...we thought you'd get us
up to speed.
Hey, buddy,
you can piss on my face...
...just don't tell me it's raining.
You guys have been through
every girl at your school...
...and you're looking
for fresh muff.
Some itchy-itchy-nah-nah.
Wall-to-wall carpet.
Okay, seriously, how old are you?
Tell you what, I'll teach you
some basic cheerleader moves.
High V's, low V's,
touchdown, baskets.
Don't the guys just throw
the girls up and then catch them?
Pretty much. But I'll let you practice
on me and tell you what they're called.
In exchange, I get Shawn's room.
- No.
- Done.
Those are my terms.
- We'll take them.
- Dude, I've got my own bathroom.
Dude, after cheer camp, you won't
even need your own bathroom.
What? What does that even mean?
Poppy, you got yourself a deal.
Teach us, we go see Carly.
- Wrong, Gossip Girl.
- What?
Carly's not one of your humpety-hump
football groupies.
She's too smart to buy that you guys
wanna be cheerleaders.
Okay, so, what's the play?
- Here she comes, here she comes.
- Go, go. Get up there.
Oh, rats.
- We got our Frisbee stuck.
- How are we gonna get it down?
- Go space shuttle.
- That's what I'm thinking.
Good idea.
- Ready?
- Okay.
One, two, three, four, five, six
Seven, grab, drop, catch
- Great job.
- Go, buddy.
Do they always get
so excited like that?
Haven't you ever seen them
I mean, they flip all over the place.
You'd think they were cheerleaders.
- No.
- You guys really like cheering?
That wasn't cheering,
just goofing around.
and go cradle.
No. We threw my sister up in the air
to get our Frisbee.
It was either that
or we get three ladders.
Come on, guys.
You love cheering. Don't run from it.
This is a safe place.
We kind of do. It's so much
more athletic than football.
If it were up to us, we'd go
with you ladies to cheer camp.
But we're football meatheads.
to what society expects.
Don't tell anyone, okay?
Totally ruin our rep.
- We'll catch you later.
- Have a good summer.
We're gonna go watch
a Bears' game on TV.
Go, Bears
I'm supposed to believe
the biggest jocks in school...
to be cheerleaders?
Don't get caught up in the lockstep
of society's expectations.
They tossed Poppy
like 20 feet in the air.
Look, Carly,
we don't have any muscle.
If you really wanna do better this year,
they're our only hope.
Unless you guys wanna try steroids,
which I'm totally open to.
- I'm just saying.
- I don't care. I don't trust those guys.
They're not coming. I'm the captain.
Miss Klingerhoff is the coach.
Let's see what she thinks.
What a fantastic idea.
It's exactly what this squad needs
to just push it over the top.
But Miss Klingerhoff,
they have never done it before.
They don't know any of our cheers,
and, come on, it's Nick and Shawn.
Don't judge a book
by its cover, Carly.
You never really know what a book
is about until you get to page 50.
Fifty?
- Wouldn't guess a page over 40.
- More like 35.
My chickens.
You come here, you.
All right. One down, one to go.
What are we gonna say to Coach
Sh*t-For-Words to get out of football?
What every kid says to get out
of everything he doesn't wanna do.
So not only do I find out yesterday
I'm adopted...
...the people I've called mom and
dad are infertile imposters...
...who bought me outside a meth clinic
for two boxes of Sudafed...
...but I also get
this news dropped on me:
My birth father, Bruce...
...well, he needs a kidney
and I'm the only match.
And apparently Bruce needs it stat.
You need it stat, Bruce? Huh?
instead of the stay-at-home dad...
...who showers me with love every
day, this goddamn spermless liar!
So now I gotta be at Kaiser
Permanente tomorrow at 6 a. m.
I know. Bruce couldn't even afford
a real hospital.
Managed care. It's ironic, huh?
Never managed to care for me.
You shitting me?
Are you saying you can't go to camp?
Yeah, but don't make me say it,
coach.
Because it's eating me up inside.
It's eating me up.
Sh*t!
- One, two.
- One, two.
Cheer camp! One, two.
You might have everyone else fooled,
but not me.
Well, if being a fool
for cheering is wrong...
...then I don't wanna be right.
your bullshit with her.
That's a great note. Thanks.
We're so psyched you're here.
- Yeah, us too. Oh, yeah.
- Me too, yeah, yeah.
- She's really into cheering.
- No worries.
We are driving
We, we are driving
We are driving
We, we are driving
We like driving
We, we like driving
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