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Fishing Naked
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- 2015
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ACT THREE FINALE.
FBI, KILLS BIGFOOT.
ACTION.
I'M NOT BIGFOOT.
GET DOWN.
I'M NOT BIGFOOT. DON'T SHOOT.
GET DOWN.
IS THE CREATURE?
OH, BOY.
WHAT THE HELL.
HEY, THERE, BUDDY?
LOOKS LIKE I CAUGH YOU IN THE MIDDLE.
WELL, WHAT THE--NO, NO,
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
DOWNSTREAM.
WHAT THE F***.
RUN.
HELP. HELP.
HELP.
BIGFOOT'S AFTER ME.
HELP.
BIGFOOT. RUN.
HEY, MAN.
BIGFOOT'S COMING.
ACTUALLY,
I'M FIRST NATIONS.
WITH HAIRY MAN.
WHAT?
HELP.
BIGFOOT'S AFTER ME.
SON OF A B*TCH,
THAT HURTS.
YEAH, WE REALLY GO HIM GOOD, BRO.
MAN, IS THIS SUI GETTING TIRED.
I ALMOST RIPPED:
I THINK WE'RE
GOING TO NEED...
FIX IT UP...
MAN, THAT GUY
F***IN' LOST IT.
IT'S PRETTY AWESOME.
OF YOURS,
'YOU'RE TRESPASSING,'.
THAT IS HYSTERICAL, MAN.
YES.
YOU'RE A QUARTER WHITE,
MAN, LIGHTEN UP.
THERE'S NO GONNA BE ANY FISH...
YARDS, AT LEAST.
SO WE'RE GOOD
FROM THERE UP.
COOL, BECAUSE
GRANDMA WANTS ME...
WHAT, NO CATCH
AND RELEASE, MR. PURIST?
NOT TODAY.
NOT TODAY.
DAVID?
DAVID.
ARE YOU HERE?
DAVID?
OH, SH*T.
WELL, THAT'S HIM.
THAT'S THE KID.
HEY, ART, WHAT'S UP?
NOW, TELL HIM
ABOUT BIGFOOT.
I'M SORRY, SIR.
YEAH.
STEVE JOBS.
OH, COME ON, KID.
DOWN THE RIVER.
HAIRY MAN?
WHOA, MAN.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
TELL HIM.
WE RELEASE DAVID?
NO.
TO THE STATION...
I'M THE PRESIDENT...
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
REPORT, I'LL...
... TELL HIM
I'M SORRY.
LET HIM GO.
ALL RIGHT,
PROBABLY SEEN A BEAR.
IT WASN'T A BEAR.
OKAY. IT WASN'T A BEAR.
YOU TWO, TAKE OFF,
HAIRY MAN.
HAIRY MAN.
DRY CLOTHES, SOME FOOD,
AND MAYBE A SEDATIVE.
WHOA.
HEY, SARAH,
NOTHING WITH YOU.
HI, DAVID.
SARAH.
B*TCH.
DUDE.
SHE'S LIKE THE LAS SINGLE GIRL IN TOWN.
THAT'S BECAUSE
SHE'S A B*TCH.
THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
UH-HMM.
IT'S JUST LIKE
WHAT?
BUT NEITHER ONE:
RELAX, MAN.
NOBODY KNOWS IT'S US.
WE'RE NOT GOING
TO GET CAUGHT.
RODNEY, YOU SHOULD
IN THIS TOWN.
LOOK WHO'S TALKING, SLUT.
HOW'S FISHING TODAY?
PRETTY GOOD.
OKAY. RODNEY.
AND I KNOW I STILL GO MORE FISH THAN YOU DID.
BULLSHIT.
YOU KNOW, GENIUSES,
SIT DOWN, RODNEY.
THANKS FOR THAT.
IT'S MOOSE URINE.
HI, GRANDMA OTTERTALE.
HI.
I'LL SEE YOU
TOMORROW MORNING.
I CAN'T.
WHATEVER.
WHEN YOU DON'T CATCH ANYTHING,
AND YOU'RE GOING
NO.
DID YOU CATCH:
ANY FISH?
OF COURSE.
DID YOU SEE:
ANYTHING INTERESTING?
NO.
NOTHING OU OF THE ORDINARY. WHY?
LAST NIGHT.
THE 'BRIGHT LIGHTS'
... AFTER SPENDING
TOO MUCH TIME...
NO ORBS, GRANDMA.
OKAY.
GOOD LUCK.
I BROUGHT HOME:
AND WE'RE EATING
FROZEN FISH STICKS.
THEY'RE FOR COMPANY.
WHAT COMPANY?
LOOKING FOR ORBS.
COME ON, GRANDMA.
BEFORE YOU TAKE:
YOUR HEART MEDICINE.
THAT'S PROBABLY WHY
YOU'RE SEEING ORBS.
EAT YOUR DINNER, PLEASE.
OKAY.
I GOT IT.
HEY, ART.
DAVID.
HELLO, LOUISE.
HEY, ARTHUR.
NO, THANKS. I HAVE A LO ON MY PLATE TONIGHT.
UH-HMM.
NOT LATELY.
LAST NIGHT.
REALLY, WHAT TIME?
WHAT'S UP, ART?
YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK...
OUT THERE TODAY.
I DON'T KNOW.
CITY GUY,
NOT USED:
PROBABLY SAW A BEAR.
YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHA I THOUGHT ALSO...
A HAIRY MAN, DAVID.
NO, GRANDMA.
JUST SOME CRAZY TOURIS HALLUCINATING.
HE PROBABLY DID...
... BECAUSE HE'S ALREADY HERE.
YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU
FOR A WHILE.
I REALLY DON'T WAN TO HAVE TO LAUNCH...
... A FORMAL INVESTIGATION.
GOOD NIGHT, LOUISE.
GOOD NIGHT, ARTHUR.
NIGHT, ART.
GOD, YOU'RE RUDE.
IT'S COLD.
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
BITE YOU.
THEY WON'T BITE.
NO.
I'M NOT BORED, RODNEY.
WOULD YOU PREFER
A SPONGE BATH, PRINCESS?
YOU'D LIKE THAT,
WOULDN'T YOU?
YOU STINK.
I DO NOT.
I CAN'T DO THIS.
WELL, HOWDY THERE,
STRANGER.
OH, HEY,
I'M SORRY.
UH-HUH.
FEW LITTLE ONES.
NOTHING TO WRITE
HOME ABOUT.
THE WRONG PATTERN.
WHAT? OKAY.
OF COURSE.
CADIS FLY?
REALLY?
DUDE, IT'S ALL NYMPHS
RIGHT NOW.
NYMPHS, HUH?
HERE.
LET ME SEE:
HERE WE GO.
DON'T YOU?
I LOVE NYMPHS.
WHAT?
UNLESS YOU'RE NAKED.
MY SKIRT OFF.
OKAY.
TOLD YOU.
WHAT?
FISH NAKED.
AMONG OTHER THINGS.
HEY, I DIDN'T--I DIDN' CATCH YOUR NAME.
AMY.
COME ON OVER:
DAMN IT.
TOLD YOU.
ENJOY THE SHOW?
I WAS FISHING,
I WASN'T SPYING.
OH, RELAX, JEN.
SOMEONE WILL MASTURBATE...
MY WET, NAKED BODY.
AMY.
I WAS...
TOTALLY INNOCENT ENCOUNTER.
NICE GEAR.
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