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Fishing Naked Page #2
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ALL RIGHT. COME ON.
IT'S ALMOST LUNCHTIME.
LADIES FIRST.
HOME SWEET HOME.
WHAT'S THIS?
HOME.
SINCE WHEN?
LAST MONTH...
...AND DECIDED TO GO MINIMALIS INSTEAD OF ENTERING THE MACHINE.
MINIMALIST, HUH?
AMY, PHILOSOPHY,
ME, MATHEMATICS.
NICE SATELLITE DISH.
WE DON'T BELIEVE
IN TELEVISION.
OKAY. OKAY.
YOU GUYS AREN' EXACTLY ROUGHING IT.
UNCOMFORTABLE...
COMMUNING. YEAH.
YOU'RE JUS A REGULAR POCAHONTAS.
OH, REALLY?
HANDLE OUR LANDSCAPING.
OH, PLEASE.
I CAN HANDLE:
YOUR LANDSCAPING.
DO YOU THINK:
THERE'S ALIEN USSES...
LOOKING AT US...
... AND WONDERING IF THERE ARE
CLICHE.
... AND INSIGNIFICANT...
CLICHE, CLICHE...
... YOU ARE.
DON'T BE INSULTING.
I'M SERIOUS.
SO AM I.
WE ARE INSIGNIFICANT,
BUT WHO CARES?
WHEN YOU'RE INSIGNIFICANT.
RESPONSIBILITIES TO WORRY ABOUT.
WHAT?
LISTEN TO YOU, GUYS.
COME ON, I'M THE ONE
GETTING ALL METAPHYSICAL...
DELIGHTFUL EVENING.
BE NICE.
WE'RE HERE?
I DON'T KNOW,
AND REALLY, I DON'T CARE.
PHILOSOPHY IS CRAP.
IT'S NOT CRAP.
NOT CRAP.
YES, IT IS.
OR SOMETHING?
WHY SHOULD I?
I MEAN, YOUR DEGREES
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
YOU'RE A LIAR.
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
HAVE A CURFEW?
ON MY GRANDMA.
HORNY WOMEN ALONE
IN THE WOODS.
AND YOU REALLY WAN TO GO CHECK ON 'GRANDMA'?
WE'RE LONELY.
LOOK, IF I DON'T GIVE MY GRANDMA
HER MEDICINE, SHE WON'T TAKE IT.
SUIT YOURSELF.
I UNDERSTAND.
WE DON'T HAVE TO
BUT IT'S SO FUN.
HIS GRANDMOTHER.
OH, WAIT, I'M HORNY.
DAVID, WAIT A MINUTE.
DAVID, DAVID, WAIT A SECOND.
LOOK, I REALLY NEED
IT'S COOL.
AMY'S A TERRIBLE TEASE.
REALLY?
OKAY. ACTUALLY,
SHE'S NOT A TEASE.
SHE'D PROBABLY
FOLLOW THROUGH.
SO MUCH BETTER.
DON'T WORRY,
JUST COME BACK:
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH TOMORROW?
COME HERE.
RIGHT.
GRANDMA.
MEDICINE.
SHE PROBABLY WON'T DIE
OH, NO.
ARE YOU?
OH, HEY, DAVID.
HEY, ART.
WHAT'S UP?
TO CHECK IN.
WHY?
YOU KNOW, JUST MAKING
MY ROUNDS.
SEE YOU LATER, LOUISE.
YEAH, BYE, ARTHUR.
OH, HERE, YOUR BADGE.
HEY, ART,
THINK YOU BETTER GE OVER HERE.
YOUR ROBE?
THAT'S GREAT, GRANDMA.
SO LATE?
I'M GONNA SLEEP
HERE TONIGHT.
WHY?
YES.
YES.
JUST DOUBLE CHECKING.
WHAT?
FEEDING HAIRY MAN.
I'M SLEEPING HERE TONIGH IN CASE ORBS COME.
GRANDMA, IT'S GONNA
BE COLD TONIGHT,
AND I WON'T BE
ABLE TO SLEEP...
... IF I THINK YOU'RE OUT HERE
FREEZING TO DEATH.
I WON'T FREEZE
MY BLANKET BACK.
COME ON.
SH*T.
YOU TREAT ME:
LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.
I'M SORRY, GRANDMA.
WITH PEOPLE, DON'T YOU?
DAVID.
GUYS GUESSING.
GUESSING?
... IMAGINING THE TWO OF US...
CRAZY LESBIAN SEX.
I'D HATE TO LE THE LITTLE GUY DOWN.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
NICE TRY.
MAYBE.
ABOUT EXPERIMENTING.
... AND SNAKES,
AND OTHER CREEPY-CRAWLY SH*T.
I'M TIRED, AMES,
STOP MESSING AROUND.
I'M SERIOUS.
AMY, IT'S NOT POLITE...
...TO SHINE A LIGHT ON SOMEONE
WHEN THEY'RE PEEING.
THANK YOU.
WHEN DID YOU GE THE GREEN FLASHLIGHT?
WHAT?
YOU KNOW.
THE GREEN LIGHT YOU WERE SHINING
YOU WEREN'T SHINING
I TOLD YOU:
SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE NO MESSING WITH ME?
NO.
THAT IS SOME:
GOOD LANDSCAPING.
MM-HMM.
WATCH THOSE RACCOONS, GRANDMA.
OKAY.
YOU'LL TAKE
YOUR MEDICINE, RIGHT?
OKAY.
WHAT?
OH, AREN'T YOU GOING TO WISH...
WITH ME YESTERDAY.
BETTER THAN SLAVE
OW.
GET OUT.
WHY?
GET THE F*** OUT.
YOU'RE SMOKING HERB
YOU SHOULD'VE CALLED ME,
YOU A**HOLE.
UGH.
OW, FRICK YOU, MAN.
YEAH, IT BURNS.
I DIDN'T HAVE A PHONE.
WELL, THEN
YOU SHOULD'VE FOUND ONE.
SERIOUSLY, DUDE,
WHAT THE F***?
YOU LUCKY BASTARD.
THAT'S LIKE--THAT'S LIKE
'PENTHOUSE' FORUM SH*T.
IT REALLY WASN' THAT EXCITING.
WHAT, YOU DIDN'T SEAL THE DEAL?
NO.
MY GRANDMA TOOK.
HER MEDICINE.
OH, MAN. YOUR PRIORITIES
OKAY, WHATEVER.
NO.
YOU MEAN BEFORE:
EX-GIRLFRIENDS?
SH*T.
SOUTH FORK?
THE FISHING SUCKS,
EXACTLY.
TIME TO GENERATE
SOME MEDIA CRED.
OH, YOU'RE GOOD, YOU.
RC.
- YEAH, BOB.
HEY, RC, I'M KIND OF
HUNG-UP HERE.
YOU KNOW, BOB, PAR OF BEING A FLY-FISHERMAN.
IS LEARNING HOW TO GE YOURSELF UNTANGLED THERE.
DOING YOU A DISSERVICE.
HEY, RC.
ANY LUCK TODAY?
NEVER MIND.
YOU'RE NOT JOINED.
THAT CRIMINAL, DAVID.
COME ON, MAN.
THAT WAS:
A BULLSHIT CHARGE,
YEAH, BULLSHIT CHARGE.
AND DRIVES THROUGH
THE POST OFFICE.
AND THAT'S
A BULLSHIT CHARGE.
YEAH, OKAY.
I'M OUT OF
STIMULATORS, PARACHUTES.
WOOLY BUGGERS.
AND I'M LOW ON.
EVERYTHING ELSE.
OKAY.
HAIRY MAN.
OH, SH*T. DAVID, REALLY?
AS BIGFOOT.
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