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FISHING.
DOWN HERE. LATER, RC.
SERIOUSLY.
- SOUTH FORK.
SOUTH FORK RIVER.
YES, THAT'S RIGHT, CHET.
WE ARE LIVE:
WITH TONIGHT'S BIG STORY.
BIGFOO ON THE SOUTH FORK RIVER.
...THAT WAS JUST TAKEN HOURS AGO.
TAKE A LOOK.
HEY, GRANDMA.
...SOME KIND
OF CREATURE...
NEWS.
TOURISTS THINK:
THEY SAW A BIGFOOT.
HOLY SH*T.
NO.
- CHARLIE MURPHY.
CHARLIE MURPHY,
VERY FANCY PIECE OF EQUIPMENT.
WELL, THE--I HAD ON
AND THE CREATURE.
... LOOKED AND MOVED MORE LIKE
... AND I MIGHT HAVE HAD THE--
... THE AUTO-FOCUS OFF
IN THE EXCITEMENT,
REALLY LONG LENS,
...UNTIL I GET A BETTER PICTURE.
EVERY DAY?
NOW, WHY WOULD YOU WAN TO BE OUT HERE EVERY DAY?
WHAT A DOUCHE BAG.
JUST CHILL.
NICE.
I SAID CHILL.
THEY WERE IN:
BY THE ROCK.
LOOKING FOR?
OH, AMY, JEN.
WE WERE JUST...
IN THE RIVER?
YES.
NO.
THIS IS RODNEY.
WHAT'S UP, LADIES?
WOW.
A NEW FAN.
I HOPE YOU'RE NO TOO DISAPPOINTED, RODNEY.
OF COURSE NOT.
YOU KNOW, DAVID,
WELL, YOU DIDN'T COME
BY YESTERDAY.
SILLY, SILLY BOY.
AND TODAY, YOU BROUGHT A FRIEND
WITHOUT OUR PERMISSION.
I'M RODNEY.
OKAY, I'M RODNEY.
DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THOSE LINES.
SINCE YOU'RE NOT FISHING,
WITH OUR LAUNDRY.
I'M NOT REALLY
A LAUNDRY GUY.
OH, REALLY?
THAT'S TOO BAD.
I HAVEN'T TAKEN OFF EVERYTHING
HARDLY WORKING, RODNEY.
WELL, I'M KEEPING BUSY.
I SEE THAT.
DAVID UNDERSTANDS
HEY, DAVID.
DO YOU MIND WASHING THIS, TOO?
NO.
SO, DAVID.
YOU'RE FIRST NATIONS, RIGHT?
MOSTLY.
MOSTLY?
MY GRANDFATHER'S WHITE,
WHY?
DAMN GIRL, YOU'RE NOSY.
I'M SORRY.
I CAN'T HELP IT.
I'M GUESSING
IT WASN'T THE PROJECTS.
WHAT TRIBE:
ACTUALLY, I DON'T KNOW
MY STORY?
YEAH, PLEASE.
HERE WE GO.
MY GRANDFATHER:
WAS A RODEO CLOWN...
FOUR-LEGGED COMPANIONSHIP.
WHEN HE WAS CRUSHED BY A BULL.
FIRST NATIONS T.A.
THEY SPLI FOR AN ASHRAM IN FRANCE.
TROUT FISHING:
AND SWEAT LODGES.
EACH SPRING, WE'D MIGRATE DOWN
TO THE LOWLANDS...
... WHERE WE WOULD TRAP MOOSE...
THE LUNAR ECLIPSES...
... COMMITTING PAGAN ACTS
OF DEFIANCE.
PRETTY STANDARD:
FIRST NATIONS STUFF, REALLY.
DON'T MOCK HIM, AMY.
IT'S ALL TRUE.
RIGHT.
IT IS.
SERIOUSLY, IT'S ALL TRUE.
TRAPPING MOOSE?
MY GRANDFATHER:
WAS A RODEO CLOWN.
SHOULD'VE KNOWN.
I'M AFRAID
THAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE.
THAT'S SO SAD.
HEY, DAVID.
WOO.
STILL SMELLS:
I DON'T THINK
IT'S YOUR CLOTHES.
I THINK SOMETHING
GROSS.
DUDE.
- I TOLD YOU.
BOTH, PLEASE.
SO, WHAT ARE THESE ORB THINGS?
I DON'T KNOW.
LIKE I SAID,
KIND OF STUFF...
KIND OF STUFF?
THEY'RE DESCRIBED
A FLASHLIGHT ON ME...
SHE SAID:
I WAS HALLUCINATING.
COULD BE.
BUT MOST PEOPLE:
ARE HALLUCINATING
GREAT.
OH.
WOW.
I LIKE THESE.
MINE.
REALLY?
THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
GOT SOMETHING:
A LITTLE MINOR:
IN HORTICULTURE.
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS
WORKS FOR ME.
THEN THE HAIRY.
GROTESQUE ARM...
BUT WAS OVERCOME
BY HIS EXTRATERRESTRIAL LUST.
BEING TELEPATHICALLY
AND SHE GRATEFULLY...
OH, MAN.
THAT IS WORSE:
THAN GHOST STORIES.
SLEEPOVERS.
HELLO, TRUSTY ROCK.
COME ON, GUYS,
A LITTLE PRIVACY.
JEEZ, LOUISE,
BETTER GHOST STORY
NO, NO LIGHTS.
HALLUCINATING AGAIN, SWEETHEART.
BULLSHIT. YOUR SHI ISN'T THAT GOOD.
WE'RE LIVING OU IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
AND I'M GETTING BUZZED
BY ALIEN ORBS.
WAS IT THREATENING?
WHILE I WAS PEEING.
SHUT UP, RODNEY.
BEDTIME.
ALONE.
NO, MAN, I'M GOOD.
DENIED, HUH?
THEY'RE CITY GIRLS.
WE'RE JUST NO REAL OPTIONS FOR THEM.
THAT EASILY, BUDDY.
ABOUT GIVING UP.
BOOM.
YEAH.
THAT'S GOOD SH*T.
SURE GOT JEN:
ALL FREAKED OUT.
I DON'T KNOW.
AND I DON'T THINK.
SHE TOOK:
WHAT, YOU THINK
SHE FAKED IT?
SHE SEEMED LIKE:
SHE PROBABLY:
CHICKS ARE CRAZY.
YEAH.
I DON'T KNOW.
ONE LAST NIGHT.
THAN BAT-SH*T PANCAKES.
I THINK IT'S TIME
FOR HAIRY MAN...
A VISIT.
MAN, JEN GETS
SCARED AGAIN...
... AND I THINK
SHE'S JUST GONE.
SO, YOU DON'T THINK
THINK ABOUT IT.
HUH?
WELL, WHEN YOU PUT I THAT WAY, IT MIGHT WORK.
IT'LL WORK, MAN.
AS SOON AS THEY SEE HAIRY MAN.
THEY'RE GOING TO BE SO GRATEFUL...
THEY'RE GOING
TO BE LIKE, 'UHHHHH.'
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