Five-O Page #2

Synopsis: Two inept police officers, who have spent their entire lives wanting to appear on the law enforcement reality show "Five-O", get more than they bargained for when an evil drug lord becomes falsely convinced that they are America's most badass cops.
 
IMDB:
3.8
Year:
2016
110 min
77 Views


worried about D.

Don't worry

about D, all right?

Look, I'ma get a job ASAP

'cause I need you out.

I want to be happy.

I want to move on.

I can't even get a nut.

With your whack ass.

You really think

you be disrespect...

All right, da da

da da da, anyway,

I need some money.

For what?

For some shoes for D.

I just bought him some shoes...

Well nigga he needs some more.

You know what?

If he need some,

I'll buy 'em.

Goodnight Karen.

Karen,

Karen!

You asleep?

Nothing, I'm just tired.

You call the

insurance agency for me?

No, I ain't got

around to it yet.

Look don't worry about

it, I'll do it all right?

Yeah you

take care of it.

What's up man?

What's up dad?

Sorry I missed

you yesterday man,

had a long day at work.

It's all good.

How was school?

It was great dad, I got an

A on my math test yesterday.

Man that's my dog man.

Hey you got that English report?

Yeah.

Yeah?

All right, go

get started on it,

clean your room first.

Then get started on it,

need you focused all right?

All right.

I'll see you tonight.

Hey you hungry?

No.

You sure?

I'm positive.

All right.

Karen,

Karen.

What?

Look, D upstairs doing

homework all right?

So he probably gonna be

hungry in a couple hours

so just wondering you know

if you could feed him.

You know home cooked meal?

Hey whatever.

Come on Karen...

I said whatever!

God.

All right.

Here.

Look.

It's the money you

was asking for,

you know for D's shoes.

There's some extra

in there for you too.

Please I don't do

nothing for ya.

Welcome.

What's up, you

ready get outta here?

Why the f*** every

time I come over here

you always got me

waitin' outside?

You're really cuttin' up,

what you been drinking

or something man?

Come here.

I'm in there trying to

look good for you and sh*t

and that's how you acting?

That's a nice outfit, what

b*tch bought that for you?

Why a b*tch always

gotta buy me something?

You don't ever

question me like that

when I get you sh*t.

Come on man, you

know I get both parts

stop acting like that.

Yeah, whatever, let's go

the movie about to start.

Yeah you keep you a

cold little b*tch

Yeah man on my way

on a little movie date.

That b*tch

was cold who that?

My little east side chick

man she down to a drop.

Damn.

Hell yeah.

Been meaning to holla at

you about somethin' anyway.

Kick it with me what up?

We was in there,

she got to bull

shittin' and sh*t

about how her brother's

on to pills in the lane,

you know how I cut into it.

Like I need a lot of that sh*t.

Hell yeah.

She said hey you give

me whatever I want.

Straight up?

Hell yeah, and they

supposed to have a stash house

over there somewhere.

Sh*t can you get me a address?

Of course so.

I'm gonna have to

hit it with this

eight and a half again

but I can get it.

Always talkin' about that

little weak ass dick game.

Hey where that little money at

we gotta get the f*** on man.

Hey I got that

for you right here,

15 large.

Hey man what is you doin' man?

You got the money

all out in the open?

He's a idiot man.

This nigga.

Have to share this

eight and a half

ain't the only thing bulging.

So you had to show that b*tch

you had a roll you got it cuz.

Hey no doubt man.

You was a little

clown ass nigga,

but you know how to

get that money money.

Hey two things

I'm gonna get man

it's that ass and that cash.

You little silly nigga,

hey get at me man.

I'm on you,

gonna text you in a minute.

Hey there's the

crib right there.

Look dead.

Don't look like no spot to me.

Look like that

nigga working to me.

Hold on hold on hold on.

What's up man?

Buzzy said it

was a spot right?

Let's see what he

gonna come out with

he goin' in.

Hey man f*** that,

this ain't no stake out.

We ain't about to

wait five hours

on no nigga man come on.

We ain't even gotta wait that.

Why the

f*** you take off Phillip?

I was scared.

Shut your b*tch ass up

you weren't scared of sh*t.

Should shoot yo ass,

making me do all

that damn runnin'.

What the f*** you

got in that bag?

Ain't sh*t in the bag.

Ain't sh*t in there?

Check that bag Len,

you better hope

we find something

if we don't they

gonna find yo ass.

Woo lean.

Yeah?

Pills too.

Sh*t.

And a little lean?

You got lean and pills?

This my sh*t mother f***er.

Man this sh*t with

a crooked ass cop.

What the f*** you just say?

You putting dirt on my

mother f***in' name?

Put your mother f***in'

face on the ground.

Put it on the ground!

Hey man not here not here.

Don't do that here.

Let's go.

Boy you lucky

I don't blow your

mother f***in' brains out.

Here go some dirt since you like

putting that sh*t on my name.

Mother f***er.

Hey man what's up though?

Shoot man.

Dang look he

firing up the que.

Look at the sausage though

he burnt the sausages.

That's 'cause he don't

know what the f*** he doing

man I ain't ever seen this

nigga on no grill man.

I can man sometimes boy.

Whatever nigga,

hey that little movie was dope.

Man I ain't even

see that sh*t.

What?

Man I got in there

she done got to

blowing your mans down

something crazy.

Hey that b*tch

look like she'll

blow a nigga down didn't she?

Yeah for sure.

She's one of them.

Hey.

So what's that problem?

Y'all went in there

and got that cash?

Hell yeah, what the f***?

Hey, and his ass made us

catch him had me pissed dog.

Cut it out man I

know your slow ass

ain't chasing nobody.

Nah he ain't catch nobody man

I had to catch him.

No you know he caught him,

he be jumping gates and

sh*t I ain't with all that

extra sh*t.

Hey but I did make

that nigga speak dirt

on my name.

Yeah that nigga got

to talkin' crazy.

Yeah.

Hey, but them pills in.

Yeah?

Yeah, what I tell you?

Bust 'em open.

Okay.

Check 'em out.

Dang.

Yeah nigga.

And it's 10,000 them b*tches,

we need 100 a jar.

Got you.

And your boy's got the lean?

Hell yeah Dilly,

and that's that eccy nigga,

that sh*t goin' for

the high right now

so don't try to play

us nigga look up.

I got y'all.

Hey, hey,

hey why they put

it in baby bottles?

Man shut the f*** up man.

Nah man I know why.

Why?

To measure it.

All right, nigga know

a little somethin',

all right man, yeah,

cuz, them pills stat my nigga.

Don't sell them b*tches

around here you hear me?

For real, you sell them

b*tches around here

they gonna know they got took,

them b*tches want 'em

confiscated by no cops.

Do not sell them

b*tches around here man.

I got you.

Hold up, seriously,

don't sell them pills here.

Man I ain't gonna sell

the pills around here man.

Man I said I got y'all man,

y'all boys loosen up man.

They get 'em passed my mans,

they gonna sell

'em in Louisville,

ain't nothing to

worry about you good.

All right my nigga.

Why don't y'all have a

sausage or somethin' man?

I know you want a burger

you look like the burger type.

No no no.

That sh*t ain't

even got no season

that sh*t look

worse than that sh*t

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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