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Synopsis: Two inept police officers, who have spent their entire lives wanting to appear on the law enforcement reality show "Five-O", get more than they bargained for when an evil drug lord becomes falsely convinced that they are America's most badass cops.
 
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3.8
Year:
2016
110 min
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yo b*tch cooked up man.

Man I only f***

b*tches who can't cook.

Y'all boys be careful man.

All right my nigga.

Sarge, what's good?

What's goin' on Sarge?

Fellas still wasting your time

down at that corner

Hell yeah, you know

I be craving that

Naruto with the shrooms man.

You know I gotta

have my two Conies.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, two

Conies with mustard for you

I already know.

Damn, Sarge act like he know

what we eat and

sh*t did you see?

Hey, bet you don't know

them two thick hoes...

Shut up,

listen, I brung y'all

down here to talk to y'all

on a serious note.

I've been going through

these files all morning,

there's too many unsolved cases.

We need to get a grip

back on these streets.

Hey look Sarge we

trying all right?

Damn your effort!

These streets is beating us.

It's like they one

up on us every raid.

It's been a long

time since I've been

beat by these streets like this.

What y'all gonna do about it?

We gonna have to turn up.

Mother f***ers wild as

hell out there Sarge.

We don't go head to head

we gonna lose every

time, flat out.

Hey Sarge we gotta

come up with some

aggressive tactics,

or this gonna be impossible

for us to do the job out here.

But it's like this,

right now it's my job

that's on the line,

and if you girls don't want

no dick to come in here

and change everything

y'all done built,

I advise y'all to get out there

and get me my streets back.

On a way more serious

note though Sarge,

you could've said a pause,

a no homo or something when

you said that dick though.

That sh*t's.

So aggressive tactics.

That's what you need

Y'all got the green light.

Hey man.

Get ready to slow

down a little bit,

stop being so reckless out here.

Gotta remember

bro we still cops.

Hey man I ain't about to

slow sh*t down right now.

Especially how this

money comin' in.

Hey look man,

there's some things that

we gotta take serious.

Thing I'll take

seriously is the HIV.

And I'm good, I stay covering

this big mother f***er up.

You know what let's

do it your way then,

no worries, forget it,

we gonna do it your way.

See how far that get us.

I don't think

you understand man.

Where I'm from,

being able to put niggas on

is enough to say I made it.

In the same breath,

the sh*t done paying all right,

and sh*t start to go downhill,

look at this sh*t man.

Sh*t don't get no worse

than the pain and struggle

I come from.

F*** it nigga I

ain't got no worries.

F*** I'm gonna worry about?

What up though?

Chillin' man.

Chillin'?

What's been up with you man?

Man chillin' man

same old same old man.

My guy.

Hope you brought

some of that stuff

that you had with you last time,

that sh*t was real

flaky my nigga.

Hell nah, just

got something pills,

my Kentucky plug

didn't want 'em all,

I wanna see what

you can do with it.

Yeah.

You say you can get

off anything right?

Hell yeah.

Let me see 'em.

Right here?

Man this my hood, we good.

All right, say no more.

Sh*t man beans man.

I got caught with these

skittles last time,

but you know what I mean

I could f*** with 'em dog

for sure.

Hey P!

P!

Hey what you want for 'em man?

You know I need

my 25 off the top.

I got you man I'm

gonna look out for you

you know we all

gotta eat my baby.

Let's get it.

Hey man what's poppin'?

What's good homie?

This my man Sam man.

What's up?

Say you need

that good sh*t man.

F***ed up.

Hell yeah man, you know me

I need my 25 off the top.

It look good too.

For sure.

Where you get this sh*t from?

My people be hooking

me up, what's good?

Y'all be good people,

good people

Give it to you for

a nice ticket too

that's my mans right there.

Really?

Where the f*** you

get this sh*t from?

Man who the f***

your mans talkin' to?

Nigga this my sh*t,

where the f*** you get this

sh*t from?

I would have told

you where the f***

I got it from.

Man where

the game you flyers at?

Come on pops hit

again, on the green.

Busted.

Damn pops you hit me too hard.

Hit me.

Busted.

I'm out.

Hit me.

Hit me again pops.

Busted.

Damn pops!

Hit me.

Busted.

I'm out.

Hit me.

16 sir.

Baby you better stay.

No f*** that hit me again.

Busted.

Damn!

Should've f***in' listened.

Always f***in' up,

don't ask me for no loan,

come on, let's go, come on!

Damn pops.

You done f***ed

everybody up

Guess it's just me and you.

Let's play.

Hell no man,

take this bullshit

and get you somethin' to drink.

I ain't about to

keep f***in' with you

and lose this sh*t bet.

Every time I play you

one on one I lose.

I'll play.

Damn so

you really did got you

a little nigga

Damn right J.

You don't know how to act,

let alone treat me.

The f***

that supposed to mean?

Well, you know I

don't care if you

out here f***in' b*tches.

We can take 'em home

and f*** 'em together.

There you go.

But you just so disrespectful

with your sh*t.

Man shut the f*** up,

come here, come here man.

No, and on top of that,

what you don't

understand is that

I don't want your money,

I just want y'all time.

So your little

nigga ain't got no money

but he got all the

time in the world

Yes, time, I don't

want his money.

That's cool.

I'ma have all the time

in the world for you

one day soon as I finish

chasing this money.

Yeah whatever boy,

you ain't gonna never change.

One day.

How you been though?

Good man, I been staying

the f*** out the way.

What's up with grandma though?

You know I miss the

sh*t outta her man.

She good, I'm just trying

to get her up out that

apartment building.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I just heard that it was

a shootin' over there,

I know it had to be

over that lean sh*t.

Yeah straight up?

Damn man come the f*** here man.

Stop playin' with me man

bring yo ass here.

Damn.

Man.

It's crazy man you

playin' on real

you know you miss me man.

Damn this sh*t's still wild

as hell over there

Yeah, I just gotta

get her up outta there.

Hell yeah you

know I gotta get her

the f*** from over there,

that's my baby.

I hear you talkin'.

Whatever I'm gonna take

care of that for you though.

Since your little

broke ass nigga

ain't got sh*t but time for you.

Yeah all right

make it happen then.

You know it.

Cut the car off.

Put the keys on the seat,

let me see your hands,

let me see 'em.

License and registration sir.

Get the f*** out man

get the f***

out the f***ing car man.

What the f*** you

got in the car?

My license in my pocket man,

mother f***er car's legit,

f*** you trippin' for?

Shut the f*** up,

you got somethin'!

Check the car.

Bingo.

Thought you ain't had nothing.

Man that sh*t ain't mine.

Hell yeah,

this my sh*t nigga.

No it ain't.

Smell good too

There you go Sarge, Sarge.

Come on put that up.

Get yo ass.

You better not say sh*t either.

I was near the area

when I heard the stop

over to dispatch.

Look like y'all officers

got this one under control.

Yeah you know us Sarge.

Ain't nothin' what's up Sarge?

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