Five-O Page #4

Synopsis: Two inept police officers, who have spent their entire lives wanting to appear on the law enforcement reality show "Five-O", get more than they bargained for when an evil drug lord becomes falsely convinced that they are America's most badass cops.
 
IMDB:
3.8
Year:
2016
110 min
77 Views


the reports from yesterday?

No what's going on?

No.

We had a robbery gone wrong

they borrowed some ecstasy

pills for methazine.

We had a murder victim by

the name of Jill Ferguson,

and we got a good

lead on the suspect

believe committed

this heinous crime.

You got a description

on that suspect?

Local resident

left a description

of a young male in his early 20s

of Middle Eastern decent.

She also mentioned something

of a third suspect.

Hey Sarge you

ain't got no name

for the third suspect either?

Philip O'Connor,

also known in the

area for moving

heavy ecstasy pills.

What you need us to do?

Need you fellas

to hit these streets

and bring me back some info.

There's a lot

missing in this case,

and we gonna figure

this one out.

No problem.

What's up?

We f***ed up man.

What you talkin' about?

Phil?

Phil O'Connor?

That's the nigga we got down on

for the pills and the lean man.

Buzzy dumb ass.

Damn Buzzy.

Look, it's gotta be an

explanation all right?

Buzzy wouldn't do

that all right.

Look let's call him,

let's see what's going on.

Hey man f*** callin' him.

We about to pull it down on him.

What about him?

Hey man f*** him,

take them cuffs off,

we gotta go.

Damn Buzzy.

Get yo ass up.

Open the f***ing door!

Here I come!

That's cousin.

He gone love this.

Y'all thought you was gonna

catch me f***in' again

What the f***

is wrong with you

What you talkin' about man?

I specifically told you

not to sell that sh*t here!

Sell what here?

You wanna play crazy?

You don't know what the

f*** I'm talkin' about now?

Hey.

You still f*** with

them Louisville niggas?

Hell yeah, strong too.

Yeah?

How you think I be

killin' 'em OT man?

I'm so good with them niggas

they pay me ahead of time

just so I won't sell

the work to nobody else.

Them pills?

You came here talkin' about them

I gave them my man he

wouldn't sell 'em...

Shut the f*** up!

Your man sold that sh*t here.

To somebody who had to

know we took the sh*t.

You talkin' about

your avid mans.

Yeah he is.

Your avid partner.

It's a reason why

we told you not to

sell that sh*t here.

There's a reason dog.

Now yo dumb ass

about to get us all

jailed up.

But cuz...

Cuz what?

I ain't sellin'...

You ain't what?

You's a stupid mother f***er.

Damn!

I got half your money man.

The f*** you mean

you got half the money?

When I

gave him the pills

he gave me half the money.

Mother f***er.

I need all the money.

F*** is wrong with you nigga?

Hey where your mans stay?

The bar.

Man give me an address man!

4312 Stopple...

The f*** is you bossing up to?

Nigga you f***ed up!

Where the f*** is my

mother f***in' money?

Got it right here man.

We good.

Stopple right?

You got that Len?

Stay the f*** out the way.

Damn we've been

taking all mother f***in' day

with the kush.

Get yo mother f***in' ass...

Hold on man,

I ain't do nothing man.

Shut the f*** up,

you killed them niggas at

that apartment building.

What y'all talkin' about man?

You know what the

f*** I'm talkin' about.

You know who the f*** I am too.

I'm Buzzy cousin JP.

So you better tell us everything

you know mother f***er.

Seeing as you know him.

And you know what

he'd do to you,

so let's cut the bullshit and

get straight to the answers,

what happened the other night?

Man I went to go sell my

dude the pills and the lean.

Did you know who?

Hell yeah I knew him.

I didn't know the other

mother f***er that was there.

Who you talkin' about?

When I gave my guy the pills,

he gave it to his mans,

he must've recognized 'em

and started tripping out.

And that's your story?

Yeah that's the story.

You sure?

Yeah I'm sure.

You better not be

lying mother f***er.

Man look at this.

What we got?

You a rapper?

This you?

Yeah?

This your mix tape?

No no, the LP.

You ain't been rapping

no bars to nobody

about the situation have you?

F*** no.

I mean that's what

rappers do right?

Yeah they do.

How you the prime

suspect in the case then?

How's it that I know

exactly who.

What the f*** is you doing?

You sound like you

wanna do a feature

with the nigga or somethin'.

F*** all that rap sh*t.

Man bring your ass home man

I gotta go, you lookin'

like a little b*tch man.

What the f***

is wrong with you?

Man what the f*** is wrong

with your little ass

now man, damn?

Get the f*** home man.

Didn't I tell you?

You didn't have to shoot him?

What's wrong with you?

Hey man f*** that nigga.

That's what the f***

gonna happen to any nigga

got a chance to take me down!

Anybody.

That's how you feel?

Hell yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah.

F*** it.

F*** it.

Come on,

let's get all the guns.

Come on me and you.

Let's shoot the whole

city, then what?

Then what?

Clown man.

What happens when we locked up

with the same niggas we

trying to put behind bars?

Hey man f*** them niggas!

I ain't worried about

none of that sh*t.

Come the f*** on man I'm

trying to get to this p*ssy.

Hey man, I'm not

gonna keep tellin' you.

We can't keep doing this.

We can't shoot everybody up,

nigga we still cops!

Hey what the f***

is wrong with you

Nigga you dirty!

And that little nigga

coulda set you down

for a long time.

Time to see to think

about another nigga

raising your mother

f***in' son, yeah.

So f*** that nigga!

He had to go.

Better get your mother

f***in' head right boy.

F*** wrong with you?

Come the f*** on man I gotta go.

Hey good morning dad!

Good morning man.

Good morning dad!

Good morning son.

What you doing today?

What you doing?

Chillin' and

probably eating pizza.

So cleaning ain't

one of your plans

I wasn't planning on it.

Let's change those plans.

Come on dad.

You should take a day off

and chill eating pizza with me.

I can even order your favorite.

Meat lovers.

Man I wish I could.

Ya could.

Baby.

Hey go get started

on that bathroom okay?

Be in in a minute.

Hey Len.

You know you got

that meeting with the

insurance company today?

Yeah I do.

Look Karen I was

thinking that maybe

both of us should go.

Yo don't worry about

it, I'll take care of it.

Yeah you do that,

and while you at it,

I need some money.

For what?

To pay the light

and gas bill, what?

How much you need?

$300 and what the

f*** is so funny?

When do you need it by?

What's with all the questions?

Are you gonna give

me the money or not?

I paid the light and gas bill.

Okay, I get it, get out.

Get out!

You think I'm gonna take you

for a measly ass $300?

What, get outta my house!

What's up little man?

How we lookin' man?

Not good.

No?

Why?

Dad I hate doing the bathroom

can I just cut the grass?

Hang on buddy that's next.

Dad, why do I

have to go more stuff?

I'm trying to teach

you to be a young man.

And doing that,

I gotta teach you

how to take care of

your responsibilities.

Listen you do this,

and I'll order you

your favorite pizza.

Meat lovers.

Thanks.

Can I ask you somethin'?

Yeah of course.

Are we gonna be okay?

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