Five-O Page #5

Synopsis: Two inept police officers, who have spent their entire lives wanting to appear on the law enforcement reality show "Five-O", get more than they bargained for when an evil drug lord becomes falsely convinced that they are America's most badass cops.
 
IMDB:
3.8
Year:
2016
110 min
77 Views


Yeah why do you ask that?

All the time you

and mom arguing.

Hey listen man,

sometimes when two

people love each other

they don't always agree.

Kinda like you and your cousin,

when y'all playing 2K

and y'all always arguing

about which camera angle to use.

Yeah.

You're right.

But when the game's over,

we stop arguing.

Yeah.

I guess you right.

Well I guess when me

and mommy's game is over

we'll stop arguing too.

Hope so.

Mr. Crawford?

Yeah that's me.

Do you mind if we...

No no, he's

fine, I don't mind.

Okay.

So looking at your application

you're looking for

insurance to cover

your son's cancer

treatments, correct?

Yes, yes that's right.

Has he

had any treatments

since he's been diagnosed

with the illness?

Yeah, he's had a couple,

but that was before

the insurance expired.

I'm just looking to

see what I need to do

for the new coverage.

I see.

The problem is you

haven't been covered

for over three months.

And we can't

transfer your policy

to our company,

because it's expired.

Yeah, I'm aware of that.

Listen,

I can't wait on this

paperwork to go through,

so what would be the price

if I wanted to take

the cost myself?

Well, it would be

$30,000 down,

and a premium of 375 per month.

And I take it that's

all due at once.

The down payment is

all due in one lump sum,

however the policy won't

start for two months

after we receive the payment,

unless you're willing to pay

the rapid processing fee

of $15,000.

You telling me if

I give you $30,000,

that my son's coverage

won't start for two months?

That's just like waiting

on the insurance companies,

what's the purpose of me

taking the cost myself?

I don't have that type of money,

that's 45,000.

I'm truly sorry.

Man I already

told y'all niggas

I ain't paying

y'all niggas sh*t.

So what the f***

is you saying?

I'm saying y'all

niggas ain't finna

keep shining off of me homeboy.

I done told you that before.

You or your p*ssy ass partner.

And I told you I need

all mines mother f***er.

Or I'm shutting this b*tch down.

You better make

somethin' happen.

Nigga you trip...

Man cut the bullshit.

You know what we here for.

Kill all the small talk.

I got somethin'.

If my man here whoop your

p*ssy ass partner ass,

I ain't gotta pay

you niggas sh*t.

But if he whoop my man ass,

I'll pay y'all all y'all's sh*t,

for the rest of the year.

But you gotta take

that badge off homeboy.

Nah f*** that.

After he beat your man's ass,

gonna pay me double

mother f***er.

Man f*** this nigga up.

Beat the f***

out that boy Len.

F*** him up bro.

Yeah mother f***er come on.

Yeah come on mother f***er.

Hell yeah, f***

that boy up Len!

Man don't let

that p*ssy ass nigga

whoop your ass bro.

Man whoop his ass bro.

F*** him up!

This sh*t over nigga,

and that's double too nigga

I need all of my sh*t.

Get yo punk ass

up mother f***er.

Get up!

You want some more?

Hell yeah.

Sh*t over boy.

That's double big fella.

I mean mine on the

first of every month.

Good sh*t Len come on,

I'm in the car.

First of the month big fella.

I would've beat yo ass.

You still a b*tch.

So,

we got a suspect that's

been under our radar

for under 10 years now.

Latrel Jones.

AKA Guy.

He got the largest

heroin operation

on this side of the mid west,

he's still growing.

And we got any opportunity

of taking Guy down,

I'm gonna need

y'all to drop best.

So when the

investigation start?

It already have.

And yeah,

our suspect from the pill case

got found murdered.

Just our lucky day fellas,

we got a witness

that came forward.

Y'all fellas enjoy

the rest of y'all day.

What's up man?

You ain't been

f***in' with cuz

It ain't like that.

Come on man I

know I was tripping.

You family though.

Still gotta get this money.

I know you like f***in'

these hoes my nigga.

You know I love doing that man

but what's poppin', you know

I got a sh*t load to move

in a minute man.

Yeah you probably gotta

catch that precinct

That supposed to mean?

You don't know

what I'm talking about?

Hell no.

Your little Arab homeboy,

he dead.

I blew his f***in' face off.

So he ain't talkin'.

Me you and Len the

only ones who know

what the f*** popped off.

So you can get your

snitch ass the f*** on.

Man what you talkin'

'bout snitching?

You ain't snitching?

Hell nah.

That's your word?

I'd rather die

before I snitch.

My bad cuz man.

Trippin' man.

F***ed up in the

head right now man

there's so much

sh*t going on man.

You had me threw

off for a minute man

you know it's death

before dishonor this way.

We cut from the same

cloth I know you wouldn't

play me like that.

F*** no.

Hey,

I'm still gonna put something

together for you though.

Now that's what

I'm talking about man

let's get to this money.

All right then.

Hey me and Len gonna

chill at your crib though,

until sh*t cool down.

It's hot around this b*tch.

Yeah go

ahead man you know

you can go there any time.

You ain't gonna

need my key though

I left the side

door open for ya.

Look at you man you

still leaving doors open,

slippin' and sh*t

man you don't learn.

Hey y'all

boys be cool man.

All right, holler

at me though.

Hey cuz.

What up dog?

Hello.

Chill out.

Calm down.

Who?

All right, all

right I'm on my way.

I'm on my way.

Who was that?

Nobody man chill out.

It's Buzzy mama wasn't it?

Yeah man so what?

JP he was your cousin man.

Your family.

He was your blood.

Man f*** all that blood sh*t,

that nigga was a snitch.

You know what the

f*** happen to rats

in this game we play.

F*** is you talkin' 'bout?

Yeah but Buzzy man?

Come on J.

It's Buzzy.

I mean how you know he

wasn't telling the truth?

The truth?

What the f*** is

you talkin' 'bout?

Only me you and him

know what the f***

popped off,

and for sure I ain't said

sh*t to nobody nigga.

That nigga was lying.

And that's what the

f*** gonna happen

any nigga that lie to me.

Tired of telling you that sh*t.

You just a hood ass nigga.

You damn right nigga.

F*** it, it is what it is.

Hey man.

What the f*** Sarge

got us out here for?

I don't know man.

We missin' something though.

Man, I've been searched

this b*tch up and down,

I'm about to find sh*t man.

No man we

overlooking something.

Ain't sh*t in here man

this b*tch abandoned man,

there's old ass boats

and sh*t in here man,

we're not about to find sh*t.

Let's get the f***

on man, come on.

Boats.

The boat.

Man you ain't

about to find sh*t

in them old ass boats man.

You always being extra,

come the f*** on.

Come on think think think.

Damn.

Yeah.

That's gotta be it.

Yo JP!

JP!

Look what I got.

The f***?

It's like

30 of 'em in here man.

One.

Damn.

Hey we got like 30 of 'em.

Damn this some flake too.

Let me see another.

What?

This definitely some flake.

Man I'm keepin'

these two, come on.

Hey man, hey you

heard Sarge all right?

Look this a special

investigation.

Look we need to lay

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