Five-O Page #6

Synopsis: Two inept police officers, who have spent their entire lives wanting to appear on the law enforcement reality show "Five-O", get more than they bargained for when an evil drug lord becomes falsely convinced that they are America's most badass cops.
 
IMDB:
3.8
Year:
2016
110 min
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low on this one.

Hey man, f*** what you

and Sarge talkin' 'bout,

I need this sh*t

I'm taking these.

Hey look do what

you wanna do all right

but I'm telling you

you need to lay low.

Hey man, report what

the f*** we got man.

I'm taking these.

Stupid.

Sarge.

Yeah we got somethin'.

Think you gonna

want to see this.

Told you you was gonna

wanna see this Sarge.

38 kilos of cocaine.

Yes sir.

Great bust.

Good job fellas.

Now you earnin' you paychecks,

that's what I'm talkin' about.

What's the count

on this evidence

you say you recovered?

38 kilos.

I want you to keep

that number right

for reports later on all right?

A bust this big I know

the media gonna be

all over it.

No Sarge,

you know we don't

do the media man,

that's your thing

Sarge, you do that.

You boys deserve the

recognition you about to get.

Now wrap this evidence up

and get it back to the office.

Damn man.

Sarge always got a nigga

on some bullshit man.

You know you about to

do all the talking nigga

I don't f*** with no media.

Nah I got it man,

don't worry about it.

Yeah I hope so.

Hey, how we gonna

get all this stuff

back to the room though?

Sh*t, I'll take a couple

more of these b*tches man

you already know

and get the f*** on.

Nah I got 'em.

You straight?

Yeah all right,

know what I'd do

with them b*tches.

I definitely know that.

No that

ain't just Coney,

that's the best Coney.

That sh*t good as hell ain't it?

I mean it's just Coney.

Ain't none of that

Finkle Ackbar sh*t

you be eating.

Lolo, holler at them though?

Yeah.

Trippin' man.

Hey what's up, you

need some help?

Yeah man,

hey look, I just came over here

to congratulate you boys.

Ain't y'all them officers

that had that big bust today?

Yeah that's us what's up?

Yeah.

What's up?

Hey, how big was

that bust anyway?

Definitely the biggest

bust in our career

so far.

Len?

Yeah you know it.

About a 30 brick bust.

Yeah.

Hey man if you gonna

tell it tell it right,

38 to be exact.

Big boy bust.

38, okay,

was more like 40.

If you being exact.

Hey man how the

hell you know that?

What the

f*** you just say?

That ain't what you wanna do.

Look around you.

I don't give a f***

who in this b*tch.

Man put it down.

So if you don't want

your brains splattered

all over this mother

f***in' floor,

I suggest you chill.

And sit down,

enjoy y'all lunch.

You don't know who the

f*** you talkin' to boy.

Nah I do.

Two crooked ass,

thieving ass

little pigs.

F*** you nigga.

Chill.

Chill man.

And if you don't

play y'all cards right,

y'all will never

have to make another

traffic stop again

in y'all lives.

Yeah and FYI,

that little 40

brick that was lost

wasn't sh*t but a tax write off

if you wanna be real about it.

You know what though,

here man, take it.

Take this.

Y'all caught me, all right?

Know what?

I'ma change y'all lives fellas.

All this hard work

y'all doing out here

in these streets.

Y'all deserve what

I'ma do for y'all.

Yeah,

and that two

to the 40,

keep that.

No harm no foul right?

Man.

I hate waitin' on this

b*tch to cook man.

Sh*t be good as f*** though.

Sh*t how you tryin'

to play it now?

Whatever we do,

we gotta take her serious.

Real serious.

Nah for sure.

No matter what though man

we gotta get some

real money man.

Man you ain't hear Sarge?

Man they gonna be lookin'

at us through a microscope.

One false move

one slip up,

we could be dead.

Or in jail

for the long haul.

Hey man I ain't even

thinkin' like that man.

Hey man we ain't

gettin' locked up.

And for damn sure

ain't nobody dying.

But we can get this

money my nigga.

Sh*t we gotta least see what

the nigga talkin' 'bout.

F*** everything else

nigga, you need this sh*t

for your son right?

Sh*t this might be the way.

You sure?

Hell yeah I'm sure.

Even Sarge on this nigga dick.

He gotta be somebody.

I say we get this

cash and serve justice

at the same time my nigga.

Look we dealin' with a dude

that at the snap of a finger.

Could have your family

and mines killed.

Look this case bigger than us.

And if we mess up,

we're going down.

For good.

We good my nigga.

Let's get this money man

we need that sh*t.

Look I got your

back all right?

I'm down with you.

That's what the f***

I'm talkin' 'bout.

Hit that nigga up man.

Sit tight man I'm

about to go get this

mother f***in' food man.

All right.

Man you sure this where we

supposed to meet him at?

Hell yeah.

You ready my nigga?

Time to get this money.

Look man I just

hope he's serious.

I need this money to

put little man together.

Hey man why you always

worried about some sh*t?

Chill out, we good.

Man you sure?

Yeah I'm sure.

And for damn sure

little man good.

Shut the f*** up with

all that sh*t man.

F*** around and

scare the nigga off.

This him too, chill all

that sh*t out man.

What up though?

How y'all feelin'?

Like we about to get rich

if you ain't been

talkin' us to death.

Y'all silly.

No we serious.

As f***.

Listen here, Officer Len.

If there's any

understanding of loyalty,

and everybody keep they

mother f***in' mouth shut,

getting rich will be the least

of your worries my nigga.

Trying to find somewhere

to hide all that sh*t

is where the real

problem come in at.

Hell yeah,

he talkin' that sh*t

I wanna hear now.

Hey man what we

gonna be doin'?

Hey chill the f*** out.

Damn.

Hey we with whatever.

We will tear this

b*tch up if we have to.

Long as that money right.

Y'all definitely

ain't gonna be doing

none of that hot sh*t.

None of that corrupt

sh*t y'all been into.

Instead, y'all gonna

become my mules.

See I need more insurance

get my sh*t from

point A to point B.

That's where y'all come in at.

I mean it's simple.

For each hole when y'all move,

give y'all two bands.

We're moving none less

than 20 at a time.

No money exchange,

no questions asked,

just pick up

and drop off.

Hell yeah.

Hey,

you tellin' us we ain't

gotta tamper with evidence?

Kill nobody or nothin'?

Come on man, keep

it 100 with us.

What the f*** you

really want us to do?

Hey why us?

Because man,

y'all five.

Y'all my insurance.

Y'all the law.

Hey that sh*t

make sense to me,

let's get this money my baby.

It's crazy.

This really worked out.

We started gettin' real money,

and all we had to

do was pick it up

and drop it off.

Boy that really put

us on the money.

But we was makin' money.

But JP wanted more.

He started gambling,

and the more money we made,

the higher the bets.

Me on the other hand,

I had to save,

and save it all

for me and my son.

I need my son happy and healthy

like every other kid.

And as long as we

keep working the bags

and working these streets,

everything should play

out like it's supposed to.

Sh*t we even got

some extras coming.

JP gave one of his guys

two kilos we had

at the boat bust.

And life ain't half bad.

Nah, it ain't half bad at all.

Man.

That sh*t hit the spot boy.

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