Five-O Page #7

Synopsis: Two inept police officers, who have spent their entire lives wanting to appear on the law enforcement reality show "Five-O", get more than they bargained for when an evil drug lord becomes falsely convinced that they are America's most badass cops.
 
IMDB:
3.8
Year:
2016
110 min
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All I need is a blunt now.

Look at your ass

smiling and sh*t,

what I tell you?

Stick to the script

sh*t was gonna fall

right in place didn't it?

Yeah.

Finally man.

I finally got this money to

get little man procedure.

What I tell you?

Man I already knew that

sh*t was gonna happen

nigga you be

worried all the time

nigga I already knew.

Yeah you did.

You did tell me.

Yeah.

But you know what,

be honest with you bro,

I ain't wanna believe it.

Like, I ain't think

we was gonna come up

with all this money.

I already know nigga.

Hey,

you my nigga right?

For sure.

All right then nigga

we in this sh*t together,

flat out.

Hey man,

I wanna thank you.

Here you go.

Nah for real bro.

F*** off man.

I love you bro.

This nigga on that

sensitive sh*t right now man.

Ain't gotta thank me nigga,

that's what real niggas do.

Already told you my nigga.

We mans.

Sh*t.

Come your ass Sarge man.

Come on.

The f*** he want?

Officers.

-Sarge.

-What's up Sarge?

Enjoying y'all lunch break?

It's cool.

I just smashed some sh*t.

We finally got enough

to move in on Boy,

and I need you

fellas to be on point

when I get a word all right?

We gonna raid his house

and the street operation

at the same time.

All right we got you.

Man.

Hey,

what y'all charge anyway Sarge?

Yeah.

No physical evidence

but we got enough to

hit him with the Rico.

And I'ma make sure

that any a**hole

who had anything

to do with making

a red cent with him go down too.

You boys stay attentive

and be on point

when I get a word all right?

All right we got you Sarge.

Hey, we made a lot

of money with him.

Yeah.

I'm saying this

conspiracy sh*t,

we can't get caught up in it.

He don't give a f***

about us going down.

I don't give a f*** about him.

It's all part of

the game my nigga.

Sh*t we ain't the ones hot.

I mean,

we can go holla at

the nigga let him know

what's going down but sh*t,

f*** good that's gonna

do they on his ass now.

Yeah.

I mean we got what

we needed right?

Hell yeah, we good.

Yeah.

That's little man right now.

Yeah.

What's up little buddy?

What?

All right slow down slow down.

I'll be there in a minute.

Hey run me to the house man.

D you all right?

Yeah I'm okay.

Where's your mom?

She's

in the front room

with Aunt Gigi!

Look, go upstairs,

and stay there okay?

Okay.

Karen.

Karen!

Gigi what happened to Karen?

I don't know.

What you

mean you don't know?

I don't know!

Karen!

Gigi I'm gonna ask

you one more time,

what happened to Karen?

D told me to get

here so I got here.

So what happened to her?

She said somebody

beat and robbed her.

What?

F***!

Sh*t!

F*** no!

Woo.

Okay.

Thank you sis.

You're welcome,

you need anything?

I'm good, I'm fine, okay?

All right.

Thanks for everything.

Hey listen, but if

I do need something

I'll call you okay?

Text me I'm

going on a date.

Whatever, go on your date.

All right I love you sister.

I love you too baby.

Hey.

What?

You sure you

don't need anything?

I'm sure.

All right.

You're about to

knock me down again.

How you feel?

Good.

What'd the doctor say?

Nothin', he just told

me to take my pain meds,

and get some rest.

Let me ask you somethin',

what'd you do with my money?

What are you

talking about Len?

What did you

do with my money Karen?

What money?

What money?

The money that

was in the basement!

In our safe!

That money.

That money.

You talkin' about the money

you tried to hide from me?

Or are we talking

about the money

you didn't wanna

give me none of.

Exactly what are we

talking about Len?

Are we talking about the

money that's in my house,

in my basement,

in my god damn safe?

Well the key word, Officer Len,

is my.

That's my mother f***in' money.

I'm gonna ask you

one more god damn time,

what you do with my money?

It got took, all right?

Look I was gonna go

shopping with most of it

but then I made a pit stop

to buy my escape from life.

I ran into my homeboy.

Well a dude who I thought

was my homeboy and

he beat my ass.

And robbed me.

But you know what?

You know maybe this is karma

for all the sh*t you did.

Len you don't

deserve that badge,

let alone all that

money you took.

So why don't you hide

behind your badge,

go back out there,

and take some more money?

P*ssy.

No.

Teach you the mother,

that was D's money I was saving

you stupid b*tch, I hate you!

Dad dad stop!

I thought you said

it was gonna be okay.

You lied to me dad.

You gonna leave this

b*tch broke tonight

you keep f***in' with me.

Tell him pops.

Tell him he keep

f***in' with me.

Come on

man you know I ain't

worried about that.

Talkin' about that

big money sh*t right?

F*** you think you talkin' to?

Double up.

Double the f*** up.

Give him the dice pops.

You wanna blow on

these b*tches babe?

Yeah babe.

Seven, winner.

It's all right

baby, it's okay.

It's all right.

Good hit, good hit.

I know I know.

You had enough of

that sh*t right?

Make the bet.

F*** you think you

talkin' to nigga?

Double that sh*t again.

You know what?

It's your spot.

I'm ready to go baby.

We had a couple drinks.

Won enough of your

money, we out.

Okay baby.

Bring yo b*tch ass back.

Y'all ain't going nowhere

'til I finish betting.

F*** wrong with you?

Double the f*** up.

Give him the dice pops.

It's all right.

Gonna let this little petty sh*t

make you act like that?

Shoot the f***in' dice.

Seven, winner!

Damn baby that's okay.

Just ain't your

night tonight right?

Hey f*** you nigga!

And f*** you too pops.

Y'all cheating me in

this b*tch tonight.

Lucky I don't blow your

f***in' brains out.

But I like you.

Good gamble.

Come on baby.

Where the f*** is

this nigga being man?

Damn!

She stole it.

What the f*** is

you talkin' 'bout?

Look Karen stole the

money for D's procedure.

What?

Yeah dude she got robbed.

Can you believe that?

Damn man!

F***.

And my dumb ass just

lost everything.

At the gambling spot?

Hell yeah.

Damn JP.

And B little ass

ain't answering the phone.

The one you gave the keys to?

Yeah.

Man I think this nigga

trying to spin me.

Damn man!

Damn.

Look man we gotta come

up with some money.

Look I gotta get D's

procedure done you know that.

You know what the

f*** time it is then.

You know what we gotta do.

No.

No.

No.

Hey look you heard Sarge.

All right, he hot!

Listen man.

We can't deal with

him all right?

We can't get caught

up in this bullshit.

F*** some sh*t man.

Listen JP,

it's gotta be another way.

Hey let's just

think about it man.

Come on, we can't do it.

Hey man f*** all

this thinkin' sh*t.

Is you with it or not?

'Cause dog here now.

Officers.

Officers.

Yo JP,

find a new hiding spot for

all that money you gettin'?

Nah I can't even

hide this sh*t.

You see me.

Yeah I see you.

We got bad news.

Bad news?

Yeah.

What?

No good and bad?

Just bad

Man it's all bad.

All right,

hit me with it.

You hot.

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