Five Thirteen Page #3

Hold-- hold up.

Nah, this isn't supposed

to be a prom date.

I got this, I got it.

You know, I think that

right now would be a good time

for you to call your people.

(music playing)

(phone ringing)

Tre:
Yeah, it's me.

We're with your friends down here

and there's a misunderstanding.

They talking about a package.

I don't know about a package.

- You never said--

- Calm down.

I know all about it.

I suggest you just

do what the man says.

If I was in your position,

I would do exactly what

the man says.

You know why

they call him El Loco?

When he was 13 years old, he

came home from school

to find two

strangers raping his sister.

13 years old.

He took a pencil...

killed them both.

Grown men.

You heard me?

And he killed his sister so she

wouldn't have to live with the shame

of what had happened to her.

Now, if he did that to his own sister,

imagine what he'd

do to your b*tch asses.

Come back in a straight line,

don't stop for nothing.

Call me as soon

as you get in the states.

I got winner.

MY-u my apologies.

Looks like we're

gonna be staying.

I think so.

IJ"

iSefior, ayudame!

(screaming in Spanish)

Tre:
What's his problem?

You don't got no problem.

Where do you think

the kidneys are coming from?

(laughil19)

Kidneys?

What the f***?

Kidneys?

I don't get it.

Man, relax, man.

No, 'cause I

didn't sign up for this.

Not no kidneys-- body parts!

This is crazy, man.

Yo, what'd

did Nestor say?

Nestor?

That's another one.

He knew that we were getting down

here to get some kidneys.

He didn't say

nothing about it.

You know why?

'Cause he knew, I would

have said no.

I would have said no!

This ain't right, man,

I'm not down with no kidneys!

I don't do that.

Now, I thought it was a couple

of keys, a little bit of yayo.

- Yo, Tre, listen, listen.

- But they're doing kidneys, man?

You see

the tattoos on that kid?

For all we know, he

with his click.

They do that to him,

just think what they'll do to us.

I don't know about you,

but I ain't trying to fight

my way back up to America, man.

Just stick to the f***ing

plan and let's be out.

All right?

El Loco, he thinks

he's tough.

Yeah, you know what?

He a crazy motherf***er, if he thinks

I'm gonna take somebody else kidneys

that I seen walk in here,

screaming and crying.

I'm not doing that.

- Dog...

- Yo, have some dignity.

Dignity?

I'm thinking about

you and me.

I'm thinking

about our lives.

What are you talking

about?

What, you want to

take on this whole crew?

You don't even know where

the f*** we are, man.

Let's just do it.

Just relax.

Let's get the job done

and go back to L.A.

You're just as crazy

as that motherf***er.

The operation will take

place at 5:
00 a.m.

You will be

ready to leave at 6:00.

But for the night, please,

enjoy our hospitality.

(chuckling)

man:
I've done a lot

of things in my life.

I made a lot of money.

Everybody's scared

of me.

But there's a few

things that I haven't done.

For example, I haven't

been to the islands.

F*** an island girl.

There's a lot

I haven't done.

You see where I'm going

with this?

Like, you tickled my

imagination the other day.

The doctor here.

Because, I'm powerful.

Oh, I can get

anything done.

But I can't get

a motherfucking kidney.

Mr. Esteban, every

minute counts.

We have a private place where

we'll do the surgery in two days.

Doc, spare me.

You tell my people

and I'll be on the plane.

You take care

of the rest.

And you, you offered me this

and you want something in return.

And I can give it to you.

My reputation

is at stake.

But then again,

if I die, who gives a f***?

So, I'm gonna make this

deal with you.

I just want Miami.

You know that.

I will give you Miami.

But I gotta live.

You hear me?

I have to make it.

I have to be able to walk

and talk and f***,

and curse and I have

to live, to give you Miami.

It can be a beginning of a long

collaboration together.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I hope so, yeah.

A long relationship.

Because

you know what?

If I die, you're f***ed.

IJ"

Oh, my God!

So these

are kidneys.

Damn, that's disgusting.

I've never seen him from

the outside before.

Yo, Stick.

Look, let's go to a payphone,

I want to call Nestor

and let him know we good.

All right?

Yo, we in the middle

of the desert.

Call him

on your celly.

Use your head.

I don't want

to use my cell!

Cells could be traced.

Come on, be smart!

Now close this up,

let's get the hell out of here.

Damn, that's disgusting!

Tre:
Get your ass out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

it's me.

I got the delivery.

Two pies, one with pepperoni,

one with cheese.

Yeah, I'm

back in the states.

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All right.

I'll phone you

when I get to L.A.

(knocking)

Come on.

Get your ass

out here.

(change clattering)

(fly buzzing)

(car starting)

IJ"

(police radio chatter)

Tre:
Yo, what the f***

is wrong with you man?

Did you see that?

The motherfucking police,

he checking us out.

You know

where the f*** you at?

You need to relax,

cabr6n.

You that f***ing

thirsty over a f***ing beer?

Stick:
I'm gonna miss that girl

in Mexico, man.

That ass... l'ma have dreams--

I'ma have nightmares

about that ass for months.

You know, at one point, she squatted

down and suffocated me.

I don't want

to hear that sh*t, man.

I don't give a f***

about that, man.

She put her ass cheeks,

like, it engulfed my whole head.

I got a big head too.

Man, that was good.

Your butt is mine...

(mumbling "Bad-w

You're too high stressed.

No, look, man we doing

this thing, man.

We've been

moving that sh*t here.

Last night, that wasn't

enough for you, man?

- Stay between the lines.

- Wasn't that enough for you?

Just stay between the lines

when you're driving.

God damn.

You get me

f***ing upset, man!

You play too f***ing much, you

don't take nothing serious!

Yo, it's smooth sailing, we

take the kidneys back to L.A.,

get them to Henry, get paid,

make Nestor happy,

that crazy motherf***er.

And we enjoy ourselves,

I'm just starting the party early.

- Yeah, whatever.

- All right?

Yeah, all right.

Don't party

too f***ing hard.

F***ing dummy.

(music playing)

Stick:
Oh, man...

Yo, them beers

got me f***ed up, man.

Man-

Yo, pull over up here,

man, I gotta take a sh*t.

What?

I gotta take a sh*t,

man, now.

I gotta take a sh*t.

You see

where the f*** we at?

We in the f***ing desert.

I can't see in front of my face,

you want me to pull over

'cause you gotta take a sh*t?

You better hold your ass-cheeks tight,

I ain't pulling over.

Yo, dog, I gotta take

a sh*t, I gotta take a sh*t.

I gotta get to L.A.

Man, unless you want

to smell sh*t from here to L.A.,

you better pull over, 'cause this

sh*t's coming out.

It's coming out quick, man.

Damn, Stick, you get on

my f***ing nerves, man!

Dog, it's peeking, for real.

- Pull over right up here.

- What the f*** ever, man.

Damn!

IJ"

Tre:
ls there a problem,

officer?

Officer:
Not yet.

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