Flawless Page #4

again this month.

To tell you the truth, I'm...

I'm kind of tapped out. I don't have

any money except for the... the therapy.

I see.

But we could still... still get together.

Oh, sure.

How about some... some time

next... next week?

Listen, Im gong to be tied up

for the next couple of weeks.

But I'll call you.

I gotta go.

OK. Bye.

- Bye, sweetheart. I'll call you. Bye.

- Sure. OK

Bye.

Don't go, cos she ain't interested in you

or what picture you wanna see.

Mr. Pogo has returned.

Where you going?

I haven't finished my story.

Nice wheels.

Thanks, man.

- Yeah, it must have cost you.

- Yeah.

Where'd you get the money? Hey?

- What the fu ck?

- You been lashin' around a lotta cash.

Where'd you get it?

Some guy owed me money. Big deal.

What f***in' guy? What guy?

Look, f*** this sh*t.

Tasha, we gotta get out of here.

Aw, sh*t!

I'm f***in' the b*tch.

I'll tell you. Don't hurt the bike.

I been dealing.

Dealing? For who, motherf***er?

Radio.

For that fat f***? In Mr. Z's territory?

F***er!

Oh, sh*t!

You deal around here again

you're f***in' dead!

You never said nothin'

about dealin' drugs!

Prick!

Tasha.

I really thought you were the one.

You just treated me like scum.

And you left me like a tornado

leaves a town.

I gave you love.

I gave you gifts.

Bu t you treated me like sh*t.

And you f***in' kicked me

when I was down.

You f***in' kicked me

when I was down.

So no more excuses.

When I call, youse answer the phone.

Cos I know you talked to Karen.

She told you?

No. Tia.

The young one in the dance club

who had eyes for you?

Tia's a whore, Tommy.

They're all whores.

Except my mother, may she rest in peace.

Hey, watch it.

Hey, and your mother too...

What's your name again?

- LeShaun.

- LeShaun. Right.

Anyways, tomorrow's Saturday

and the card game's at Vinnie's.

The guys would sure love it

if you would drop by, like old times.

Maybe.

Yeah, sure. And black is beautiful.

Man, watch your mouth, all right?

Fat boy

Fat boy?

Oh, you motherf***er!

Now, watch it...

You wanna come over here and watch?

Don't be mad at me just cos

you look like Pillsbury Doughboy.

I am somebody.

Oh, no. Hold on.

Hand me the paddle, man.

Get that f***in' paddle before...

Watch out...

Hey, come on! I said it to you on purpose!

I know, you came from kings.

I saw Roots. All 20 nights of it.

Hey, you're making me

miss 'em, Tommy. Come on!

I got it.

There we go.

Hey.

Is Walt there?

Yeah, he's here.

Thanks.

Don't cry for me, Argentina.

What do you think, M r My Le ft Foot?

You know, for the Flawless contest?

I don't know.

Oh, your brain's still broke, huh?

Well, that's OK.

Have you seen Miss Rusty? Cos

she was supposed to help me with this.

No, I haven't seen him.

OK. Thank you.

- Bye, baby.

- Bye.

Bye, big boy

He gone? Huh?

I don't wanna hear one f***in' word

from either one of you.

OK... baby.

OK, baby.

Oh, my God. I'm so glad

I lived long enough to see that.

Baby!

Get up, girl.

Like Lana Turner in Ziegfeld Girl.

Oh, honey.

Oh, honey.

Hi.

Are you all right?

Oh, peachy, honey.

Where the hell you been?

Oh, fun and games.

My mothers funeral and wake.

Oh. Sorry to hear about your mother.

Oh, my father killed her a long time ago.

Buried her today, that's all.

This is my legacy...

Her old gloves. She always wore gloves.

Yeah, she was a victim, you know?

But she was sweet

you know, but a victim.

A reformed drunk...

on her knees at church, begging

you know, Jesus, Mary and Joseph

and every goddamn saint in heaven

to forgive her for giving birth

to Cruella de Fag, you know?

Being a slave to my father before he died.

You would have loved each other.

He...

He thought Archie Bunker

was a flaming liberal.

You know, every morning

she would get up and fix him breakfast.

And... every morning, for 30 years

she said

Hi, Daddy. Do you love me?

No answer.

Every morning, 30 years.

Hi, Daddy. Do you love me? No answer.

One day, my ma says

Hi, Daddy. Do you love me?

And...

he said no.

The moral of that story is so...

If you haven't gotten an answer in

30 years, you ought to know it by now.

Thanks for the drink.

You're welcome.

See you tomorrow.

Thank you for staying.

Sorry about your mother.

Thanks.

You 're right, Walt.

Honey, I just want you

to know that you're right.

You know, Im

I'm not an artist, you know.

I'm not some... female impressionist.

I'm a...

I'm lonely...

and I'm ugly...

and I'm a drag queen.

Now look who's feeling

sorry for themselves.

Where have you been?

Sonny, don't.

You says if I come here last night

you'll have the f***in' money

Not now! I didn't have the money!

I was somewhere else!

Where's the f***in' money?

Come on, man. Take it easy.

Who the f*** is this?

- Let go! I'll get the money.

- Get my money.

Let go of him. I'll give you the money.

Walt, just get in the room. He's not

gonna let you go. Just walk in the room.

I'm tired of coming here for nothing.

Five minutes. OK?

If you f*** around, I'm telling you

I'm gonna f***in' smack you.

You look really good today, all right?

All right, honey.

F*** you, you cocksucker!

Don't you f***in' lock this door!

Motherf***er!

Don't you lock that door!

No! Not the f***in' door again!

Rusty! You wanna f*** around

let's f*** around.

Open the f***in' door!

I need that money, man!

Steel plate. Don't worry.

I don't know if I did it to keep out

burglars or Sonny when he gets like this.

Go home and beat up wifey

before I call the cops, you f***er!

All right, f*** you! You just f***ed up.

I'm comin' back every f***in' night.

You don't pay me, I'll take a f***in'

scissor to every f***in' wig you got here!

Motherf***er!

So that's your... your boyfriend?

He's not always like this.

He's got this Italian Catholic

guilt and shame thing

because he loves me so much.

We're... we're working it out.

This won't happen once I have...

my operation to be all woman, you know?

That's why I work teaching and sewing

saving up for the day that I...

become a real woman.

You 're gonna become

one of those he-she freaks?

All she.

After the...

hormone shots and the operation.

You're gonna cut off

your dick and balls?

Snip, snip, sweetheart.

How could a man cut off his dick

and balls? Why would you do that?

Because

I'm a woman trapped

in a man's body, honey.

You 're no woman.

I'm just not your idea of a woman, Walt.

You 're nobody's idea of a woman.

I'm my idea.

Maybe I can under understand if if

you wanted to be a woman, but...

I don't understand a man

wanting to be an ugly woman.

Open up! We ain't got all day! Come on!

Walt! We didn't think

you would come to Vinnie's house

so we brought the party to you!

- We missed you.

- Let's go! Let's go!

Hey, you guys.

Is Waldo back here or what?

Waldo Koontz is back.

The man's a true hero.

I'll never forget that day

in that bank 14 years ago.

I heard it 43 times. I heard it.

I don't wanna hear it again.

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