Flodder 3 Page #7

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-2.50?

That's 2 and a half guilders.

We can bid too.

It means 250 thousand guilders.

A bid of 300.

Where?

-It's the people from the wedding.

That's Mr Van Brandwijk. He's the man

who wants to get you out of Zonnedael.

So that's Ruud.

No one more than 300?

-Come on Sjakie.

We have a bid of 350.

400. No one more?

Just our luck, a party pooper.

400 going... 500!

A bid of 500.

Doofus. He thinks you're bidding.

550. No one more?

This could take a while.

Until someone runs out of money.

No one more than 600? 650.

Mr Van Brandwijk bids 700.

I can only go to 800.

A bid of 800.

What are you doing?

-I'm bidding for Sjakie. He's so slow.

Now I can't bid any higher.

800. No one more than 800?

Careful, Ruud.

We're already 80,000 over our

limit.

But we have to get it.

We have to have the house.

-You're going too far, Ruud.

800 going...

-We've got it, Sjakie.

800, going, going... 900.

I'm fed up with your Flodder

obsession.

900, going...

-Well, that was it.

I'm sorry.

Going, going...

We have a bid of a million.

Who's that guy?

Who's that? He can't be with

the Flodders.

I don't think so. Look at

his clothes.

One million... going...

going... sold to that gentleman.

For one million guilders.

Thanks, Sjakie.

-We'll find something else, Sjakie.

What will you do? You have no

house anymore.

No roof over your head.

-Yes, that sucks.

But what really sucks is that we have

invited everybody to the party.

These keys, sir...

-You already got it for me, thanks.

Geertruida.

I said I never wanted to see you

anymore.

I wanted to see you one more time.

You picked quite a moment.

-I'm really sorry.

I never meant to hurt you.

How are you?

-None of your business. Not good.

We're on our way to the poorhouse.

And how do you live?

I think we can be content.

The buyer didn't exactly look poor.

We got rid of those Flodders and it

didn't cost us a cent.

What's happening there? Is that

the bum?

Do you know each other?

-Yes, he's my secretary.

Geertruida, we had a great week

together.

I'd like to do something for you.

For all of you.

This is the deed to the house.

This makes you the owners.

See it as a farewell gift.

Did you see that? The Flodders got

their house back.

What kind of secret deal is that?

-I'm surprised too.

I don't think we can do anything

about it.

So they can stay in that house?

I'm afraid so.

That's unbelievable.

How can this happen in a democracy?

You're a strange person.

We're having a party tonight.

If you can escape your children,

you're welcome.

But don't get any ideas.

That you gave us the house doesn't

mean anything.

You were just a bit short. Don't you

have any gold teeth?

Don't let him provoke you.

We're having a party tonight. Can we

park some cars in front of your house?

He's a sore loser.

What a hothead.

-Did you invite him to the party?

No, he takes up too much room on the

dance floor.

Found a nice girl, Sjakie?

-This is Mirjam.

Everything ended well, so we

made up.

She's sorry.

-I'm sorry that I caused you problems.

Forgive and forget. The beer's in

the kitchen.

Going for the jackpot, Sjakie?

-Nice little legs.

Those kids of yours.

-What about them?

They're alright.

-You've got a bunch of creeps.

They've got that from their mother.

She was always after my money too.

Poor you.

-I'll get them, just wait.

How will you do that?

When I die, all my money goes to the

whales. My kids get nothing.

Do they know that?

-Of course not.

They can find out at the funeral.

-Bastard.

It's just a shame I can't be there.

Did we have a meeting?

We have an unpleasant announcement.

Ruud, what's wrong? What

happened?

They kicked me out of the committee.

-What?

I'm no longer chairman.

-Well I'll be.

I bet that's Liesbeth's idea.

She always wanted your position.

Call the mayor and tell him you

won't accept this.

This means we've also lost our seats

of honor.

I didn't have a dress made for nothing.

2500 guilders.

And Liesbeth will take the credit for

our work.

Hello, mayor.

Yes, I know what time it is. My husband

wanted to talk to you.

Ruud?

I chose those wall lights. Nice, no?

And check out the tiles in the

bathroom.

You should see it in daylight.

What about this room?

Did you decorate this too?

-I don't think so.

Although...

Kees, I can explain.

He taught me that yesterday. He said

it could come in handy.

Hey, go away.

Bloody hell.

Our car.

-Yes, I'm very shocked.

You should screw over

the insurance.

I mean the old man. He's fooled us

for years.

What's with the terrible noise?

The neighbors have company.

Can't they warn us when they

throw a party?

What was that loud bang?

It can't be the fireworks. That's

tomorrow.

I hope they won't overdo it.

Pepita doesn't like loud sounds.

Have you been smoking in secret again?

-What makes you think that?

You can't fool me. I smell smoke.

What a strange dog.

Yes, unusual.

Wouldn't he know?

602 here, go ahead.

We're getting reports about a car

driving through gardens. Go have a look.

Understood, we'll have a look.

I bet that's those Flodders again.

That's terrible, Johnnie.

-I wanted a new car anyway.

That fire! Has the fire department

been called?

Where's the police?

-Too many questions, Sjakie.

It's starting there too.

I don't think anyone's home there.

Unbelievable how it burns.

That's because of the cheap building

materials.

Look out!

This is 602 with an emergency.

-Go ahead.

Zonnedael is burning.

-Do you find that funny, 602?

It's no joke. The whole suburb's

on fire.

Everything alright?

Water, water!

I told you not to eat too many

peppers.

SALE:

3 BOTTLES OF METHS FOR THE PRICE OF 1

Stop the car!

What's with those sounds?

Maybe it's about the 25th

anniversary.

I can't reach the fire department.

They're busy.

Maybe they have the night off.

Careful, it's dangerous.

Pepita!

Careful, the fireworks!

Great party. I didn't expect that from

your neighbors.

If they keep this up, they won't last

until 26 years.

Yes, this could get out of hand.

I hope they don't go on for too long.

I want to have a good sleep.

My car, my car!

Finally we have our own house, and now

we don't have any neighbors.

Great we can play loud music.

-They emptied our entire swimming pool.

They didn't even say goodbye.

Who?

-Those losers from our suburb.

They all just left.

-Why do you care, Ma?

Well... you know... they'll always

be your neighbors!

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