Followers

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[phone ringing]

Wake up, b*tch.

[stephanie groans]

What time is it?

8:
30.

In the morning?

Three miles five days a week.

Who is that?

I don't even know who that is.

You're such a slut.

I wanna get out of here.

Steph, that's your apartment.

I don't even care.

Cassie?

Cassie?

There's a car here.

Is there anyone else out there?

Somebody broke the window.

Cassie, you should

just call the cops.

Cassie!

Cassie!

[cassie screams]

Stephanie!

Cassie!

[music playing]

What's up, Cookies?

It is Rookie Cookie and we are

on Day 17 of my 30 day work

out challenge.

Hey, Caleb here.

People ask me all the time what

type of supplements I take.

I just wanted to show you a

quick and easy ab workout.

I want to share with you

a very unique exercise.

Chin up right into a muscle up.

Well, as you can see right

now, I'm getting ready

and I'm going on a date.

This really cute guy,

Caleb, asked me out.

Yesterday's date

was pretty awesome.

Brooke is really fun and I'm...

[click]

Babe, it's time to wake up.

I got some coffee.

I got coffee.

There we go.

It's hot.

It's hot.

What's the matter?

Why are you so camera shy?

Because I don't

have any make up on.

Come on.

Come on.

Just sip some coffee.

All right.

I'm going to have to

put this camera down.

It's time to wake up.

It's time to wake up.

It's time to wake up.

It's time to wake up.

What time is it?

It's time to wake up.

I think you know

what time it is.

Wake up.

Wake up.

Wake up.

[shower running]

Oh!

No way!

That's so not right.

Hey, guys!

Brooke and Caleb here.

We're just about all packed up.

Pretty excited.

We have about a four

hour drive ahead of us.

Babe, I want to make sure

I don't forget anything.

We've got the tent,

cooler, chairs, yoga mat,

you've got the camera.

Do you have extra batteries?

No.

And there goes my boyfriend.

Always forgetting things.

But yeah, pretty excited.

It's my first time camping.

As you all know, it's

our one year anniversary.

So gonna...

[car alarm going off]

Oh!

Hey, Pete.

Hey.

You scared me.

You guys going somewhere?

Yeah, we're about to go camping

for the weekend actually.

We're just finishing packing up.

About to leave...

That's cool.

...here in a minute.

That's cool.

Yeah.

You want me to watch your

place while you're gone?

No, I think we'll be OK.

But thank you.

What's with the...

Oh, yeah.

I'm just finishing one

of our video blogs.

You know.

Oh, yeah.

You guys post them on

the internet, right?

Yeah.

That's cool.

Would you like to be in one?

I'm just about to kind of...

Oh, yeah.

No.

That'd be cool.

Hey, what's up?

I'm Pete.

I'm the neighbor.

It's Pete.

If you've got a

problem with this girl,

you've got to come see me

'cause I'll sort you out.

He's got it for a while.

He's a pretty nice guy.

So...

Yup.

...just wanted to

say hi to everyone.

I want to give a shout out.

I just started selling cars

at my uncle's dealership,

so if you...

We better get going, guys.

Hey.

Hey, Pete.

What's up.

Hey.

Hey, man.

Have fun on your camping trip.

Thanks!

What's the matter?

You couldn't afford a hotel.

Yeah.

No, no.

Hey, thanks for watching.

Cool, man.

Let's hang out sometime.

Oh, you betcha.

Oh, my god.

Why do you talk to him?

He walked up to me.

What do you expect?

Just ignore him.

Yeah.

The guy's...

I can't just ignore him.

Freaking everywhere.

He's a person.

He's a nice guy.

He offered to...

Oh, my god, bro.

That's frickin' weird.

He's just curious.

I'm not even looking at him.

I don't care.

Oh, OK.

That's bizarre.

He's really nice.

God, I frickin' waved to him.

Be nice.

He's really nice.

Why did I do that?

Oh, damn it.

His creepiness rubbed off on me.

OK, don't let it ruin...

Yup.

It's a new day.

Here we go.

[music playing]

(SINGING) I'll bet

that you know that.

I want to be in

your arms so bad.

Where you at?

Baby, can you come over?

I'm waitin' and beggin',

we want to lose control

and you're fakin' you're gazin'

this fairytale you know it.

With your hands, wave them high.

Put your lines in the sky.

We shoot higher and higher.

We're shooting stars,

we're shooting stars.

With your hands, wave them high.

Put your lines in the sky.

We shoot higher and higher.

We're shooting stars,

we're shooting stars.

With your hands, wave them high.

Put your lines in the sky.

We shoot higher and higher.

We're shooting stars,

we're shooting stars.

We're shooting stars,

we're shooting stars.

We're shooting stars,

we're shooting stars.

You don't even realize

the amount of skill

that it takes to ride

on these country roads.

Speaking of country

roads, I want

to share a little

something with you.

Oh, look.

A phone pole.

Country roads...

Yeah, stop singing.

...take me home to the place...

Hey, isn't it good that

we kind of saw him... stop.

When would you like to

possibly settle down?

Oh, I haven't

thought about that.

I honestly... I don't know.

That idea kind of freaks

me out a little bit.

You just, you asked if we

could buy that house back there

in the middle of nowhere.

Oh.

Why would somebody want to buy

a house in the middle of nowhere

if they didn't want to

settle down and have kids?

Rent it out?

Make money off it?

Make money.

All right, that sounded like

a settled down type topic

from here.

I think...

But do you want kids?

I think you're looking

way too much into it.

So my boyfriend is going to

make me eat gas station food.

Yeah, but you had to go pee.

Well, I had to go

to the bathroom.

So we killed two birds

with one stone, right?

Yeah.

I don't know about

the food here though.

Yeah, but we're in the

middle of nowhere here, so.

Yeah.

Well, what are my

healthy options?

Well, like, I don't know,

fried chicken and french fries?

You want me to eat that?

Really?

Yeah.

Well, I mean, you can throw

it up afterward if you want.

Are you trying to

make me gain weight?

Yup.

Really?

No.

No.

I... no.

Look at that.

That's disgusting.

It's not even real food.

You want some?

No.

No, I don't want any of that.

Not if you want

clogged arteries.

Hey.

You're gonna die

at the age of 50.

You're missing out.

It tastes awesome.

No.

Sometimes you've got

to live a little.

No.

That's not my type of food.

I'll meet you outside.

I've got to fill

the car up with gas.

OK.

Ugh.

[phone ringing]

Hey, I can't really

talk right now.

Yeah, I'm with him.

It's our one year anniversary.

What do you expect?

I'm not just going

to not do something

with him for our one

year anniversary.

Like, he would

suspect something.

OK, look, I really can't

discuss this right now.

But, like, when I get back in

the city after the weekend,

I'll call you and we'll

talk about it, OK?

No, I promise I'll call you.

OK.

I love you too.

All right.

Bye.

Hey, guys.

Just checking in here.

Want to give you a quick update.

We are at a truck stop.

Brooke is inside,

and we are going

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