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to make this very special

because I'm planning on popping

the big question

on this trip and I

want to share this experience

with you because you guys have

seen us from the very beginning.

So I think you'll agree with

me that she is definitely

the one I should spend

the rest of my life with.

So she's going to

film a yoga video

and I'm going to

set everything up

and film this whole experience.

I'd be lying if I

said I wasn't nervous,

but it's definitely

going to be something

that she'll never forget.

She's coming right now.

So we have about an

hour left on our trip.

So Brooke...

Can we please go?

...so Brooke, why don't

you tell us what...

Turn it off.

Please, can we go?

What?

Whoa.

What's the big deal?

Caleb, please drive.

Why?

This creepy guy just

walked up to me.

We're in the middle of nowhere.

What?

He knew who I was.

I just, I don't know.

I'm just... can we

please get out of here?

Wait, hold on.

I really don't want to be here.

Hold on.

Slow down.

What do you mean a creepy guy?

Oh my god.

Do you know this guy?

No.

Is this the creepy

guy you were...

hey, what's up?

Brooke?

Yeah?

You forgot your wallet.

Y'all going camping?

Yeah.

Caleb, please just drive.

Can we go?

You're welcome.

Please turn the camera off.

Seriously.

Caleb!

OK.

So a little bit

of a video update.

We are 30, 40 minutes away?

About 35.

35 minutes away.

Literally in the

middle of nowhere.

It's beautiful.

And we have no service at all.

We are off the grid officially,

which is what we wanted, honey.

Yeah.

No service to do anything.

What the hell?

What?

There's a guy riding our ass.

What?

[horn honks]

What the hell is this?

[men yelling]

Caleb!

Roll your window up!

That's the guy from

the truck stop!

What the...

Why do you have

your window down!

Pull over!

God!

God!

Why did you even roll

your window down?

I don't know!

He just pulled beside.

I thought he was passing.

Oh my god.

All right.

Well, look, they're

clearly moving on,

so let's just wait

here for a second.

What is your favorite baby name?

I haven't even thought

about that yet.

Why?

Really?

What, have you?

Yeah.

I think either Caleb

the second or Casey.

But Cs.

I like Cs.

Casey for a boy?

Isn't that a girl's name?

No, it can be both.

Boy or girl.

OK, we're finally here.

Can't get too excited.

It's 15 miles an hour.

I really hope this is a new one.

It's going to take us

an hour to get them...

to get there.

I can't even speak

I'm so excited.

Oh, look.

Other people are here.

It's not just us.

No, we're going way out

in the middle of nowhere.

So we're going where nobody is.

Oh, no.

But everyone's back there.

Woo!

Now we're here.

Here we go.

Primitive camping right there.

Primitive camping?

Mhm.

That means no bathrooms.

Most importantly, no internet.

Just you and me.

What about Wi-Fi?

I mean, not Wi-Fi, but...

No.

No Wi-Fi.

3G?

Anything?

No.

Anything?

Come on.

Oh my god.

Looks miserable.

You always this slow?

You didn't say anything

about alligators.

Come on.

Uh-uh.

Nope.

You're not going to

see any alligators.

And you know this for a fact?

Yup.

I'm not walking across that.

I don't see one gator.

There has to be a way around.

No.

Not one gator here.

Not doing it.

Uh-uh.

This is freaky.

Caleb, seriously.

I'm not comfortable knowing that

I could get eaten in my sleep.

You don't have anything

to worry about.

My parents are

going to kill you.

Ugh!

There's mosquitoes

everywhere, Caleb!

Yeah.

Surprised.

Yeah, but you don't have to

worry about snakes, right?

I swear to God, if

there's a snake,

I'm kicking him towards you.

Stop it.

I'm really actually scared

that there's a snake somewhere.

I'm looking at something pretty

cute on my screen right here.

There you go.

Me?

Yes.

Isn't this cool?

I mean, there's not one

other person out here.

I don't know how

I feel about that.

I don't think you look afraid.

I think deep down inside

you'll appreciate this.

I'm terrified.

Well, you're doing good so far.

Well, we've only been

walking for what, 10 minutes?

A little longer than that.

So you know what?

That means that time is flying.

I think you enjoy this.

Hey, so we've been walking

like 15 miles so far.

How far have we been walking?

Two miles.

Are we almost there yet?

No, seriously though.

Like, I'm tired.

Like, how is this supposed to

be a good anniversary thing if...

It is, we're... hey,

look, we're almost there.

OK?

Like, how far though?

We got...

Seriously, this bag is heavy.

We just have a little

bit further to go.

I'm carrying a lot of stuff.

Yeah, but look, Miss

Fish Chick, I mean,

this is just a three mile hike.

Fish.

You're trying to

make fun of me...

I said Fit Chick.

You're trying to make

fun of me because you

know I'm aggravated right now.

Well, because you're complaining

about being so tired.

Well, I am.

Look, I'm carrying

most of this stuff.

Well, this was your idea.

Yeah, but I'm not complaining.

Well, you've probably

done this before.

I haven't.

Trust me, we've just got a

little further and it's...

I would just think that

on my first hike ever

we wouldn't go 15 miles

into the middle of nowhere.

15 miles?

15 miles?

We've gone two miles.

Two miles, and

we're almost there.

Are you really tracking this?

Like, exactly two miles.

Yes.

Yes, I am.

All right.

Let's get going.

No more complaining.

This is going to be fun.

Why am I dating you?

Hey, this is it.

Wait, really?

Uh-huh.

Yeah, 20 miles later.

20 miles.

Can I actually take

all this stuff off?

Like this it, this is it?

Yeah.

All right.

Well, I guess you better

start building that tent.

Move your foot.

No way.

Should I get...

Why is that so bright?

Turn the camera away.

Well, it's a special occasion.

Why?

For what?

What do you mean what?

Camping?

My first time camping?

No, it's our anniversary.

Oh, yeah.

And I've got something special.

More wine?

No, something better.

Here.

Hold the camera.

I can't see a thing.

It's way too bright.

Champagne!

Yes.

Yay!

I'm excited!

Does this make you happy?

Uh, yeah!

All right.

Wait, can we take a

picture before you pop it?

OK.

All right.

OK.

Hold on.

I don't know.

You have longer hands.

OK.

I'll hold it.

Sure.

OK.

Can you get the bottle in it?

Yeah.

Let's get it in here.

OK.

Ready?

Kiss.

Did you take a picture?

Oh, no.

Hold on.

Let's do it again.

OK.

You suck.

OK.

Pop it.

I want to see it.

All right.

Hold this.

Yeah.

Here we go.

Wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait.

Let me actually see that.

How would you like me to pop it?

Pop, lock, and drop it?

That's not sexy at all.

All right.

Don't mess up.

Don't mess up?

If you're lucky, you'll hit

an animal with the cork and...

I know.

...feed us for, like, a week.

All right.

The camera's kind of heavy.

All right, here we go.

I'm getting impatient.

I know.

OK, sorry.

I've got to try to

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