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close with my mom,
so I called my older,
cooler cousin Wendy
and I went over to her house.
I bike ride-ed over and she
brought me into the bathroom
to do the whole tampon tutorial,
you know what I mean?
And like we're standing
there, legs open, flaps open.
Are you with me?
Mmm-hmm. I'm just stoned.
Okay.
And jamming it up there
and I'm trying to make it fit
and there's blood everywhere
and it just looks like
and I look over and
that's when I see it.
A wart.
You had genital warts
at 12?
Not on me!
On Wendy's left labia!
And she saw me see it.
Obviously I was horrified, and
that's when she said it to me,
"if you don't want one of these,
don't have sex in high school.
"After that, just make sure you're
in love with whoever it is."
And no one was
ever in love with me.
I'm a virgin.
Oh, no, no, no.
No, that can't be true.
Yes, it is.
I've never even
had a boyfriend.
But I went to
college with you.
I thought you
were the school slut.
Well, that's what everyone thought.
But I wasn't doing any of it.
I was just
talking a lot of sh*t.
And then I just got so scared around
guys, I would just like clam up.
You just...
All the time?
You don't ever?
Just stop looking at me!
I'm just all talk, literally!
Okay.
Tina Fey lost her
virginity at, like, 27.
Okay? And she's
pretty cool, I think.
And you are gonna be
mind-blowing at sex.
I mean, if your body
can keep up with your mouth,
you are gonna make some guy's
head just pop right off his neck.
And being in love
when you do it?
Only gonna make it better.
I have an idea.
Bum-bada-bum!
These are yours.
Use them.
That way,
when you're ready for Sean,
or whoever else is lucky enough
to fall in love with you,
you'll be ready.
Okay.
Maybe not Earl.
How about this one? Kevin.
Thanks, Ren.
1-900-MMM-HMMM.
That's 1-900-M-M-M-H-M-M-M.
And cut!
Yeah, it's still
feeling a little stiff.
Really?
Well, no, I mean, I'd call.
I mean, I already did call.
Maybe you guys
should have a drink.
It doesn't take much,
friend.
Can you get me
a glass of wine, please?
Will you get me a glass
of wine, please, too?
Yeah, fine. I just think a little
bit more like, "Are you alone?"
Well, we'll talk about it. I just
felt like you weren't in the tub.
All right.
We'll do better!
Thank you.
Thank you!
I just
saw your nipple!
I can never find
my keys in this bag.
I don't know why you don't
use that zipper compartment.
Oh, my God.
It's Laxton Press!
Well, I'm not gonna get it. I'm never
talking to that b*tch ever again.
No, get it!
I have an idea.
Get it!
Hello? This is
Lauren Powell.
You are a vision in
my dress! My God!
I want to go with you
to the interview.
I can't believe I'm gonna tell
Are you sure I'm
doing the right thing?
Yes!
You have nothing to lose. It's not
like you're gonna work there.
Go in there and tell her what
a good phone f***er you are
and then come home to me
and we can celebrate
'cause it's commercial night!
I have something
I wanna say.
Have you been
masturbating again?
Because you don't have
to tell me every time.
No, no, no, no.
It's not that.
I love you.
Should we hug or something?
Yeah.
Okay!
Okay.
Go have fun at
your bogus interview.
Make that lady feel sorry she never
hired you in the first place.
Hmm.
You're different.
What's going on here?
Oh!
Oh.
I've been running
a phone sex line.
You? Yeah,
that's funny.
For reals?
Is it for charity?
Hi, Jess.
Hi, Katie!
I'm here with Zelda.
Doesn't she look a lot like
She's so cute.
Hey, who's ready
to put some of
my famous bean dip
in their mouths
of our phone sex commercial?
I am! I am!
Ooh-ooh!
Hey, is Lauren back yet?
From her power play
interview? No, not yet.
I have to say, I think
what you guys are doing
is so weird and
Single White Female-y,
but then again, I'm stroking
Zelda like I'm a Bond villain.
So, who am I to
talk about weird?
Did you get the DVD?
Yes,
it's already in the player.
Wait, somebody's here. I got to go.
I can't wait to see you. Bye!
We're back!
Hey.
Hi.
Can we come in?
Yes, yes, please.
Come on in.
Nice to see you.
Nice to see you!
Hey, you.
And you!
that wants to grow
with our company.
Just somebody like you that
understands a good business model.
I know you've had a fun
It's a phase.
I love a good phase.
I'm a hasbian.
I made love to a woman with
crooked bangs for six months.
Are you following me
back to reality?
'Cause what happens?
What happens when you're
crossing Seventh Avenue,
holding that hot soy latte,
and a cab comes out of nowhere
and just takes you out?
And you don't
have benefits?
Are you really gonna be a phone sex
operator the rest of your life?
Take the job, Lauren.
This place
just looks great.
The balloons are
really festive.
Thank you.
Hard not to
focus on this here.
This...
What? What are you talking about?
Just kidding.
I know.
We're having a bachelorette
party here tonight
and I had 'em and I thought, "Hell,
I'll throw 'em on the table."
Titty f*** me!
Stoop sale.
You get the damnedest
things there.
You guys,
I just wanna tell you
Lauren and I have been having
such an amazing summer.
I honestly feel
like she is my sister.
Which, cha-ching,
makes you guys my parents!
I always wanted normal parents.
Hi.
What time was
her appointment?
2:
00.It was at 2:
00.Man, I cannot wait to
hear about that, huh?
There's my girl!
Honey, my goodness, what
are you wearing, sweetie?
I can see your bra.
Never mind. Sweetheart,
you get the job?
How was it?
It was really good.
It was a great interview.
the job right on the spot.
I know, it has insurance
and a 401 plan.
The position is really,
really fantastic.
So...
So I took it.
This is great news!
We have to celebrate!
Are you serious?
Honey, I am so proud.
Why don't you change
and we'll all go
have a big lunch
at Sarabeth's.
Put on something
that fits
'cause you know we always run
into Daddy's work friends there.
Katie, why don't you
come to my room with me
and you can help me
pick out an outfit,
and I'll tell you
more about the job.
I'm sure you'll be
fine on your own.
Okay.
Mom, Dad.
I would love to tell you more
about our special summer
because Lauren has been so shy
about it, but at our party tonight
we were gonna have a screening
of something we made
and I would love to
share it with you. Please.
Sure.
Come with me, will you?
Oh! So exciting!
I love an audience.
Oh, hi.
It's nice to see you.
Do you ever wonder why
you're alone in the tub?
It's so lonely when you're
in the tub alone, isn't it?
You don't have to
be so lonely anymore.
If you have one of these.
You can just
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