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For a Good Time, Call... Page #6
you said I had a nice ass.
Mmm. Eat me
for lunch at your desk!
That feels so good.
Do you have a big calculator?
I have to pee so bad! It's
Harold, our new tax attorney.
I got a big calculator,
I got the biggest!
Yeah, I got a big
calculator for you.
I want you to
press 5-8-0-0-8.
You know what
that spells? "B*obs."
Audit me, Harold!
Inspect every inch of my bod
with a fine-tooth comb.
I'm about to jizz!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
I think you
found my loophole!
It happened!
Pleasure doing
business with you, Harry.
Hey, can you fax over
those I-9s? Okay. Bye.
Okay, bye-bye.
Thank you. Bye.
Becky!
Thank you.
What a relief.
You're welcome.
Is that a gift for me?
Yes.
And I have one, too,
and we're going out.
Oh, my God!
We're matching!
Let's start with
the artichoke dip.
Yes, and then do you maybe wanna
Yes, and like a salad.
With dressing on the side?
With dressing on the side, of course.
Okay, good.
Okay. What is going on here?
Let's just tell him.
Are you guys scissor dancing?
Honestly.
You know, I hate lesbians,
but you have to tell me.
I'll make an exception,
I'll get past it for you two.
No!
What then?
We are running a phone sex line.
Boom!
Shut up.
Not my idea!
And this doesn't
make me a whore!
A whore? No!
This makes you awesome!
She just phone-f***ed the
sh*t out of our accountant.
What's going on?
What? Wait, wait, wait, wait! But
what happened to Lawson Press?
Laxton Press, and that b*tch
never called me back, so...
Screw her! She has me.
Wow.
You ladies are living some f***ed-up
version of the American dream.
You have to tell me,
what do these guys say?
Is it all like penis in vagina?
Where do the d*cks go?
I've had phone anal.
You had phanal? Oh, my
God, I'm so good at that!
Can I work for you guys?
No! It's girls only.
No.
This stinks.
No fair.
I could be the unicorn
this time if you want.
Actually, I was
thinking since we both...
Hey, sorry I wasn't here
for your call at 10:00,
but I had to get
out of this apartment.
You know, it's okay.
I was thinkin'
maybe we could meet up?
In person?
What?
Well, we haven't had
phone sex in a week
and we still
talk every day.
And I loved your essay
and you made it
through my short film.
It's kind of like
we're already dating,
so I thought maybe we could meet up?
Like Friday?
Hello?
I f***ed this up.
I'm sorry.
Okay, let's do it.
Really?
You don't have to.
No. No, I want to.
I do, I really want to.
Shaquanda, I can't
wait to meet you.
Oh, yeah.
Urn...
Actually my name
is Katie.
Hello.
Lauren?
Lauren? Lauren?
Hey. What?
What were you
doing in there?
I was working. What?
Did you just
have phone sex?
Do we not run
a phone sex line?
Well, yeah, but...
You slut! You just put
your fingers in your puss!
Ew! No!
You know that a little pony
dies every time you do that.
Did you wash your hands?
Maybe I didn't!
Ew!
Whatever.
You must do it all the time.
Ew. No.
You're not that
good of an actress.
Anyways-...
Urn...
10:
00 Sean lives in Brooklyn. Thatis not just a billing address.
And now we have
a date on Friday night.
So.
No.
Why not?
I don't know, 'cause
he's probably a rapist.
Oh, please! Don't judge him. You
and I are the ones on the phone.
Please?
I haven't been on
a date in forever.
Now I've had a taste
of the outside world!
I want more!
It's just gonna be
a cool bar in Brooklyn.
I'll come home,
I promise.
Fine. But you
play by my rules.
What are your rules?
You'll see on Friday,
won't you'?
Is that a new shower head?
Yeah.
It pulsates. On my body.
Cute dance.
Okay. That's good.
I, literally, never wanna
see that dance ever again.
Oh! You just blinded me
with that dance.
I am now blinded.
These are the rules.
Step one, put these on.
Way too small for me.
That's the point, okay?
10:
00 will never beable to get in these.
It is rape-prevention
wear at its best.
Oh, for Christ's sake!
Okay, step two.
Bug spray-
What?
I didn't know where to buy
mace and I just figured
it'll do the same thing when
you spray him in the face.
What the hell kind of purse
would that even fit in?
You can borrow my tote.
with some other stuff.
What, no canned goods
for my survival?
All right, I'll take it. Hell,
throw it in my new tote bag!
I am ready to
survive date rape!
Ta-da!
Can I please get
one drink? Please?
My blood alcohol
level's dangerously low.
No, you're leaving.
Don't make me go. I don't wanna
go back to that apartment.
I'm outside.
Guys!
Is that him?
Is that him?
He looks like
T.T. Barber.
All right, I need you both to,
like, bring it down a notch.
All right? I will
know him when I see him.
Is that him?
Look at that lumberjack.
A lot of bears here.
You like a bear.
I like a bear.
Katie?
Yes.
Hi.
Hi.
Wow! You are really pretty.
And you are
really pretty, too.
I'm sorry. I didn't know
you were bringing people.
That's cool.
These are just my
overprotective friends
that are gonna be
leaving in a second.
I'm Katie's
Lauren. Hello.
Hi.
What's up, man? Jesse Lawson.
Hey.
How are you doing?
Good.
You like comedy?
Do you like to laugh?
Check it out.
You're welcome to come.
It's a $10 cover.
Two drink minimum.
Great.
Yeah.
Okay.
Awesome.
Okay, good.
I'm good, guys.
My word.
Nice to meet you.
Nice meeting you.
Bye.
I'm just gonna
say this.
I do not think
it's weird at all
that you guys met
on a phone sex line.
I don't think it's weird.
'Cause, you know what? F*** it.
- Life is weird, right?
- Let's go.
No. I was in
the shower this morning
and have you ever
thought about hair?
Let's go.
Some's curly, some's...
It's weird.
Bye.
All right.
Sorry. Sweet.
Yes.
Sweet as can be.
And very funny.
Yeah. Well, he's a
comedian, you know, so.
Nice to finally meet you.
All right. Let's do it.
Ready. Okay.
Cheers.
Cheers.
You're right. This is so much more
comfortable than being at the bar.
Can I open my eyes now?
No.
You cannot look at me
and I cannot look at you.
It's easier this way.
Trust me.
You know, I approached two other
I met a Christina
and a Lily.
No, you didn't.
I saw you walk in and you
No, I know, you're right.
I knew it was you.
You're cute.
You better not be peeking.
I'm not.
Let's open our
eyes anyway, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Count of three.
One, two, three.
Put it anywhere.
Lauren!
Put it anywhere.
You're home!
How was it?
It was great!
Did you smoke
that whole joint?
Uh-huh.
Tell me about your date.
It was amazing.
It was, like, the best
date I have ever been on.
It was never awkward.
And then we started kissing,
which, by the way, was just...
He was so good.
And then...
What? Did he get
in my Spanx?
No.
What?
Well, I got my period
when I was 12
and I wasn't
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