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For a Good Time, Call... Page #5
Good. Did it crack?
Ooh. I like that.
Okay, now I want you
to crack all your toes.
Now, when you're
on the tenth one,
I want you to pull each lace out of
your shoe very slowly. Good boy.
Now, when you have
that lace out,
I want you to wrap it
around your balls.
You're gonna start
tugging really gentle.
a very special message
and when I do that, I want
you to pull real hard, okay?
You got that lace? Good.
Here's your special message,
Mr. Phone Caller.
Girl, you do a good braid.
I feel like she's talking
a lot of calls in there.
Do you wanna go check?
Yeah.
Okay.
You've got your hairy
dick in your hand, yeah?
That plastic bag over your head?
You feel like a naughty boy'?
You know who else thinks
you're a naughty boy'? G-O-D.
Forget this number. Do you
want God to damn you to Hell?
Because he just did.
What the f***! Get the
f*** off the phone!
We're running
a business here!
God bless you.
Jesus loves you.
Your business
is disgusting.
What is that?
It's a cross.
I know what it is!
I know what it is!
I am an undercover
agent of the Lord.
And you two didn't
even know. Even you.
And you seem smart.
I saved
some souls tonight
and that's more than I can say
for you two phone whores!
All right, well, obviously you're fired!
Out! Outwith you!
Get out!
Jesus loves you, too.
Come on!
Out, out, out!
Let there be
no filth in this...
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
We're Jews.
I don't
wanna hear it!
Oh, God, I'm cumming!
Amen!
Oh, my God.
F***ing Craigslist.
What happened?
I just picked up
the phone and he came.
I should be
our second operator.
I don't wanna be
boring anymore.
Are you high?
I appreciate the sentiment,
but we just lost
half our callers
to f***ing Jesus of
Nazareth back there.
Look, I will do
whatever you tell me to do.
I will lick whatever
you want me to lick.
I will make us so much money.
I'm good at everything.
You know that.
All right.
I'm gonna take
a chance on you, kid.
Now, you just say the words
as I point to them, okay'?
"Dripping, hole,
clenches."
Next.
"Hard, cock, jams."
Next.
"Wet, snatch, opens."
Say it like you mean it!
Okay, let's
give this a try.
There's a lot of
d*ldos in there.
What? I used to
work in a sex shop.
Oh, I love it when
your cock is in my mouth!
Now you try.
Has this ever been
in your...
Hello?
Tell me what you're wearing,
Oh, it's this cute dress
from Cynthia Vincent.
Lauren! Hey, I thought we were
gonna take this seriously, right?
Harder!
Faster!
I'm wearing a lacy, pink thong.
It slid right up my ass.
And a bra that is just so
tight on my heaving breasts.
Good. Good.
I like it when
they're long and hard,
oh, when they really
are just so, so meaty.
Jesus, have you
murdered each other?
It's some real
War of the Roses sh*t.
I feel like Danny DeVito.
Call me.
I wanna rub your breasts
when I see you in that dress.
Mmm-hmm.
I wanna rub my own breasts
when I see you in that dress.
Ooh, yeah?
Where else are you pink?
I wanna take you to dinner
when I see you in that dress.
Then, after dinner, I'm gonna take
you home and I'm gonna f*** you.
I'm gonna rip
that dress off you
and I'm gonna
f*** you so hard.
Cum for me, baby.
Boop!
Yes! Yes! Oh, I'm cumming! I'm cumming!
I'm cumming! I'm cumming!
Oh, God, yes!
Oh, yes.
Well, I just blew my load all over your tits.
I'll see you inside.
Hey, don't make fun of me, but I'm
gonna send you that essay I wrote.
I'll send you
that film I cut.
It's only the longest short
film in the history of cinema.
Is this the one
about the little man
that lives inside
of the cardigan?
No, this one is about the conjoined
twins who found happiness.
Oh, okay.
That's my other line,
but call me later
and let's talk
about them. Bye.
1-900-MMM-HMMM.
Uh, a three-way?
Urn...
Yes, we can do that.
Hold for Billing, please.
Lauren!
You need me to
run the card?
Yes, and then
I need you to stay.
It's time for your
first call, honey.
Ready?
Yes.
Hi.
I'm Kitty and I'm
here with my friend.
Hello, I'm...
...Catty.
Hello,
Kitty and Catty.
I guarantee you, that's gonna confuse
me once I start whackin' off
but for now
that's okay.
I've heard you've been a bad
boy and I'm here to save you.
I'm actually the one who
will be doing the saving
because I am
a goddamn man
sky on a bird made of steel.
masturbating while taking a sh*t.
Tell me what you
ladies are wearing.
Well, Catty is
wearing a lace nightie
and I'm caressing her
with my tongue.
Okay. I'm starting to
masturbate and I'm done pooing.
What part of her
skin specifically
are you caressing
with your tongue?
MY nipples.
Nice.
Okay. Great.
Now you know what
I want you guys to do?
I want you to put your tongues
on a collision course
and just ram
those f***ers.
Ram tongues.
Catty is... Oh,
she's such a good kisser.
Her lips are so
luscious and wet.
Okay, so, Catty,
what do Kitty's
underpants look like?
Oh! They're so cute!
I mean, they're...
Well, they're leopard print.
There is an animal up
her tight, sexy ass.
Nice.
Kitty, what do Catty's
underpants look like?
She's not wearing any panties.
Do you like that?
No, I don't. I think that's
gross, to be totally honest.
You're just, what?
You're just sweating vagina
juice in your jeans all day?
That's disgusting.
Put on underpants.
Tell me when you have them on.
So I can keep masturbating.
Jerry, come on,
the flight's about to leave.
Dude, I'm jerking off in here,
right this second, literally,
and you're ruining it.
Just delay the flight, okay?
Now, Catty, look at Kitty
and tell me what you see.
She's so pretty.
She has the most
beautiful eyes.
And her hair is
soft around her face.
And Catty is
so beautiful.
She has this luminous skin
that I would kill for.
She is so nice
and honest,
and such a good friend.
Kitty is just so
fun and outgoing
and she lights up
every room.
And she gives
great manicures.
You guys have any d*ldos or
anything like that around?
Listen, last night was...
You made me proud. You're a
I know.
I'm a slut.
Is it okay I'm a slut?
Yeah.
A slut that made
$800 in one night!
I don't know if I'm just,
like, being emotional
because of last night
or whatever,
but I want you to stay.
Really stay.
Past the summer.
Okay.
Pinky swear.
I have a friend who's a girl.
And I like it!
You can't take that job at Laxton Publishing.
Let's go full time.
Okay.
It's Laxton Press.
And last night
was my first night,
so let's just take this
as it comes, okay?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. I get it.
I almost forgot.
We're gonna be twins!
I'll have you know
I schlepped all the way
to Brooklyn to
get this for you.
I will not let you down.
I'm only givin' it to you because
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