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For a Good Time, Call... Page #4
the low-hangers.
April, get the
water bottles.
It's John, the one who
likes to hear you pee.
Mmm. You sound like a redhead. Do
you have freckles on your dick?
See, what I do is just wait
till it comes out on DVD
and then I just
watch it all in a row.
Oh! F***,
that's my cervix!
Whoa, whoa! This is
still Billing!
Hi, it's Katie. Leave a message. Bye!
Hey, good job not calling me back.
Well done.
Is this number a beeper? Because
Oh, I love that smell.
Mmm.
Can I lick it?
You're a dirty girl, Misty. Oh,
my God, you're gonna make me go.
Ooh, it's so good.
It's so good!
I want to get on
my hands and knees
and reverse
into that big cock.
Yeah, back it up.
Back it up.
Beep.
Beep, beep-
- Beep.
- Beep.
Toot, toot! Oh! Beep, beep!
Toot, toot!
Beep, beep, beep, beep!
Loadin' dock! Loadin' dock!
Dick dock! Dick dock!
Yeah, fill me,
fill me up!
You all done'? Okay, honey.
Call us back soon. Bye.
I thought he was
never gonna cum.
Welcome to Jersey,
ma'am.
You're right. It really
does open up the space.
Actually, I have
some things to tell you.
I've instated
a 10-minute minimum
so we don't have to waste time with
those two-pump Johnnys anymore.
I like it.
Okay.
Second, and this is
the big one.
Okay.
We've made $12,000
in three weeks!
No.
Yes.
Oh, my God!
I know!
And because of that, I felt like
just to be safe business-wise,
I incorporated us
so we're now an LLC.
No sh*t!
Yes.
Well, f*** Grandma!
Can I get us that new couch?
Sure. Okay.
I really, really need you to drink
this green tea I made for you
because you're
getting all hoarse again.
I know. I got to
keep the throat lubed.
I have also been thinking
and I was wondering
if maybe we could
hire some dumb-ass
to work for us
for $1 a minute?
Urn...
Yeah. Yeah,
we could do that.
Perfect because
You did?
Yes. She writes...
"Dear slut talkers,
look no further.
"I scared my last boyfriend away
"Here's a taste."
"F*** my tits
until they're so raw,
"you have to move
down to my itty bitty..."
...itty bitty,
edible gummy-wear thong.
I am loud,
I am creative
and I love
giving phone blowies.
So this is a nice couch.
And also, I've been
practicing my baby voice.
"That won't fit, mister!"
Not really for us. We really try
to stay away from the pedo thing.
You do really sound like a baby,
though, so congrats on that.
May I?
Oh, the stripper pole?
Sure, go for a spin.
Has it been
used today?
Not today.
Okay, great.
I love her!
Love her!
Look at you,
you're a natural.
So... You are
very flexible.
She's better than me.
Well, let's not...
Okay, we charge
a 10-minute minimum,
so the point is just keep the guys
on the call as long as possible.
Just make sure that they bring
up the sex stuff, okay?
You just small talk
from the get go
and see what
happens after that.
I'm from Maui
and I love to take
my cat to the dog park
on Sunday mornings
in my bikini.
I mean, it's perfect.
Amazing.
You got to be on your A-game,
though, for every call.
All right,
don't listen to this,
but I don't care if they wanna
take a pretend dump on your b*obs.
You just roll with it
and act like it's sexy.
Can we see it?
Steamy!
I like it right there!
Ooh!
Get over here!
Welcome to our family!
I just came in my panties
and I'm a squirter, honey!
'Cause they smell so good!
Yeah, you can have them for $29.95,
plus shipping and handling.
Good boy. I'm gonna make 'em
nice and wet just for you!
- Surprise!
- Hi! Hi!
Hello! Oh, my God!
Hi!
Daddy had an appointment
in the city this afternoon
the sale at Barneys
and we figured as long as we
were in the neighborhood...
Your mother's lying.
So sorry we didn't call.
Okay. Just give me
one second, okay?
Sure.
F***.
I'm so glad Charlie let you
keep the dishes. That's only fair.
This is like the longest
hallway in Manhattan.
Brought your favorite, boo-boo kitty.
Magnolia!
Thanks, Mom!
Hello. Hello. Oh,
and this is a potted plant.
Great. Thank you.
Hit it!
I'm so close!
That's...
That's my roommate. She's
exercising in her room.
What is that?
Is that a stripper pole?
Oh!
Yeah, it is.
Oh, my God, is your
roommate a stripper?
No! Oh, my God. No, she's not a stripper!
She exercises on there.
You know,
it's good for your abs.
That's not structural.
Have one of these guys.
You had me worried for a second.
Actually, honey, Daddy and I
were in your account this week
to make
a little gift deposit.
You guys still
watch my account?
We couldn't help
but notice that
you have 10 grand
in that account.
Did Morty finally
give you that promotion?
Did he?
Yeah. Yeah, he did.
I know, I am so sorry. I don't know
why I forgot to tell you guys.
Sweetie,
it's just not like you
to keep these things
to yourself.
Scott! Adele!
Katie. Oh, God,
what a pleasure.
It's so nice to meet you.
You.
Well, okay.
Oh, my goodness.
Lauren didn't tell me
how good-looking you were.
Why don't you sit down? Let's
get to know each other, then.
I would love that.
I would love to do that
because I love parents,
but our very good friend
Krissy is coming over
and she just
went through one of
the worst break-ups
I've ever been privy to.
Don't even get me started.
Oh, my God.
I told you this was gonna be a bad time.
You guys... We'll stop into
She's just heart-broken. If we
can just do this another time?
I understand. Okay.
They need some time.
Your promotion's a big deal.
We've got to celebrate.
I know.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, dear.
Look who I found,
just surviving.
You're doing good.
Hi.
Hi.
I'm Krissy.
Krissy, I'm Adele. Sweetie, I
know we just met, but listen,
life is full of
ups and downs
and good times will come again.
It is.
Adele and I were separated,
it worked out fine.
Come on, honey,
let's go.
Feel better, honey.
I'm gonna walk them out.
Okay.
Nice to
meet you, Katie.
There, there, sweet thing.
I've got you.
Okay.
I've got you. I do.
It's over, you guys.
Oh.
Oh.
Let's get this
f*** show started!
Please hold for Misty.
Krissy!
It's John from San Jose!
Oh, God, it feels good
to have a night off.
I feel like I was always
meant to be an employer
and not an employee.
Do you remember the last
time we left this apartment?
No, I really don't.
Can I braid your hair?
Okay.
I want you to
go get a bowl of milk.
A very, very full
bowl of milk.
And then I want to
squat over top of it.
You're gonna dangle
your boys in there.
What's that, did I hear a
dog in the background?
Okay. I want you to go get some kibble.
Yes, go get some kibble.
I want you to take two pieces,
put them in your mouth.
put them in your bum.
Okay, do you have any
Okay, I want you to
go grab that potted plant.
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