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have a lot of outlets for it.
This is New York City. Most
people need more than one job.
How many jobs do you have?
Well, my top faves
include doing nail art
because I'm good at it and
I also hand out
fliers for Jesse
because I support the arts
and I'm a really good friend.
And I also really like
taking orders at Wo-Hop
because they have the
best Chinese in the city.
Everybody knows that,
and I get it for free.
Switch.
Why aren't you at work?
Did Jesse tell you?
You kind of gave it away
with the greasy hair and the pajamas.
How you gonna pay
your rent, girl?
I have a savings account.
Oh, right, your rich
parents from Long Island
that cut your sandwich up
into cute little four squares
until you went
to prep school.
Whatever.
You're not a writer.
You're some fake nail tech
with a counterfeit diploma you
probably printed at Kinko's.
Oh, Ming Lee!
What did you say to her?
Yeah, I'm your slave.
I love being your slave.
Yeah, put me in your cage!
I wanna go in the cage!
Wait! Wait, it's dark in here! I
don't wanna be in here anymore!
I don't wanna be
in here anymore!
Yeah, your dick looks so big
and it's looking at me!
Let me out! I'm scared!
Kane?
Please, let me out! Please, let me out!
Let me out!
I wanna...
Just cum on my face.
Got to go, bye.
No, no, no...
I'm hungry-
You want the story
or not?
Yeah, sure.
Fine. Whatever.
When I first came to New
York,
I didn't have money,
like I'm sure you did.
And I didn't have
parents that were like,
"Oh, you can be the first pretty
president," or whatever, okay?
My gram let me
move in with her,
but I was pretty
much on my own.
And then she died
and I saw an ad
in the Village Voice
for a phone sex line
and I called it,
and I nailed my interview.
And that's how I'm here.
Why are you so mopey?
Charlie changed his Facebook
status to "single" today.
Sorry. I mean, I don't
really deal with break-ups,
but it's not so bad
being alone.
Take the cookie.
So, how does it work?
Basically, like,
whatever they say,
I just tell them
I wanna lick it.
Like, nipple guy, lick it.
Hairy balls'? Lick 'em all.
Okay. Ew.
You have to know
some dirty words.
Didn't you talk
during sex with Charlie?
I mean, he loved when I
would tell him he was sexy.
Wow.
Whatever.
I meant,
how do you get the calls?
It's easy. I just call and tell 'em when
I'm on and they forward me the calls.
How much are
these guys paying?
I think like $4.99.
I get $1 a minute. It's a decent
enough living for me, though.
my cell phone minutes, but...
Okay.
First, get a land line.
You're wasting your time
for a buck a minute
and this depraved
company you work for
makes four times as much
as you for doing nothing.
Get your own hotline.
Okay, rude.
I've thought of that.
It just sounds
like a ton of work.
It's not a ton of work.
You just call
the phone company,
they'll give you
a new number,
you'll set up
a PayPal account,
new number and you're done.
You seem to know
how to do this.
Don't even think
about it.
Help me make this
a business
and I'll pay $100 of your rent
until you get another job.
No.
Okay, forever.
I have an interview
tomorrow at Laxton Press.
It is the second best
publishing house in the world,
it is my dream job
and I'm perfect for it.
Really? Okay, well, you go
get your fancy-pants boring job
and I'll just be
here being exciting.
Fine.
It's my 10:
00 regular.His name's Sean.
You know,
you're not better than me.
You're not better
than phone sex!
I wanna lick you
from top to bottom.
I wanna hear you cum.
F***!
Hi.
Hi.
So, not to drop
a bomb on you,
but it's our two-month
anniversary this week.
Yeah, I know. You don't got to tell me.
I got the phone bills.
And don't take that the wrong way.
You know I like you.
Yeah, I figured.
Am I the only one
you're phone banging?
You're the only one,
period.
I don't know, it's just easier on the phone.
I'm shy, too.
No, you're not.
Last week you described a
gang-bang you had in college
while I came
all over my coffee table.
Stop! Do not ever tell me
what I've said to you ever again.
I have another
call coming in
and you need to
save your pennies.
I'll talk to
you later, lover.
Bye.
Hello?
Look, I'm qualified. I'm
more than qualified for this job.
I have wasted the last five years of
my life working for the wrong company.
I'm ready to take my
career to the next level
which is why
I'm here with you.
Okay.
I am the most organized
person you will ever meet.
I am the most hard-working
person you'll ever meet.
Probably
one of the smartest.
Listen, the job
we called you in for
was filled via
nepotism this morning.
Actually, it's not really nepotism.
It's cronyism or...
I don't know what
it's called when you hire
someone's nephew,
but there's no job,
and there won't
be another one for
about three months
for a junior editor.
Three months?
I really need
a job right now.
From the looks of this,
you've had everything
planned out since you
were five-years-old.
Maybe take a summer off
from escorting Dawn's Syndrome
children to the Broadway theater.
We all made fun of you.
Work, you f***ing piece of
f***ing motherfucking sh*t!
Hi.
Hi.
Laxton Press isn't hiring
So, until then, I'm yours.
I wanna make
a third of the profits
and I'm not
getting on the phone.
It's strictly business.
I wouldn't want
you on the phone.
You wouldn't have
any idea what to do.
Can you help me
make a website?
Of course, I could,
but you don't
need a website yet.
phone for your new landline.
Oh, my God,
you got me a gift!
You're welcome.
And it's pink!
Okay.
So I've been thinking
about the concept of my line
is that it's classic.
like my pretty pink phone.
These men wanna jerk off to your voice.
They don't need a concept.
What's your number?
Okay, slave driver.
What about
1-900-ASS-TIME?
No?
1-900-U-FINGER?
1-900-ASS-BAGS?
No, no, no.
TEA-BAGS?
Something with "bags"
in it. I don't know.
1-900-VAG-BAGS?
Mmm.
Oh, my God,
this smells so good.
Mmm!
That's not bad.
1-900-VAG-BAGS?
No.
No. 1-900-MMM-HMMM.
Mmm!
Like, 1-900-M-M-M...
H-M-M-M.
Yeah.
Ooh.
I like it.
That's it!
Yes!
I love it!
I love it so much!
Hello, world!
For a good time,
call 1-900-M-M-M-H-M-M-M!
We have a business!
1-900-MMM-HMMM?
Yes, I am. Hold for billing, please.
Billing!
Misty, it's Dan
from Connecticut.
Cheryl, it's Eddie
from East Lansing.
Rachel, it's
Schleheim again.
Guzzling cum?
My favorite! Lauren!
Tootsie!
Champagne!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
D.J.?
Stephanie?
No! No! I said no! No!
Cindy, Aaron with
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