Foreign Exchange
- R
- Year:
- 2008
- 85 min
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[atmospheric electronic music]
# #
[sighs]
"Hi, Dave.
"I wanted to introduce myself.
"My name is Laurent,
"and I'm your foreign exchange
student for the semester.
"I like to play soccer.
"Our team is very good.
"I love meeting new people
and experiencing new things.
"I want to let you know
"that I have a girlfriend
back here,
"but she's fine with me having
some fun while I'm in the USA.
"I have enclosed a picture
of me and my best friend.
I can't wait to meet you."
[mumbling]
[driving rock music]
[car horn honks]
(Shantz)
Yo, calm down, fudge packer.
I'm doing
some very important work here.
What is that?
You, you have anything
that could play this?
No, man, not 8 millimeter.
Damn it.
Shantz, your math assignment,
gave you a B-minus
just so we don't ruffle
any feathers.
Sweet!
My genius!
All right, so you have
a geometry test today.
It's on proof of triangles
and polygons.
Triangles and--
and polygons?
Polygons.
Dude, that's--
What, that's in Washington
for history.
I did--
dude, I promise you.
I studied last night.
The polygon
is in Washington, D.C.
No, no,
that's the Pentagon, man.
That's the Pentagon.
(Shantz)
Sh*t.
[driving rock music]
(man) # I look outside to see
my dream a ways #
[car horn honks]
(Shantz) Get your powdered-cologne ass
out here!
So she's blowing me.
My grandpa calls.
Oh, no!
Grandpa Ernest.
And you know what I do?
I talk on the phone
the whole time.
Oh, watch this.
I'm gonna get her.
There she is.
There she is.
Get her.
[laughter]
[cheering]
Hey, guys.
(Jay) Yeah, bro,
she smelled that sh*t.
[laughing]
Hey, yo, Dave,
get your ass out here
and molests me.
Dave better bang that chick
this year.
(Jay)
For a girl like that
to be a virgin,
that's like having wings
and never flying.
That's pretty deep, Jay.
Thanks.
Been saving that one
for a while.
What's up, Dave?
Hey, wiener breath.
You want road head?
I'll give you a blow job
right now.
(Hashbrown) You know what, Shantz?
You're stupid.
(Jay) If you're so smart, bro,
you wouldn't have got caught.
(Shantz) Oh, come on,
The look on Lonnatini's face?
That was priceless.
(Shantz)
Do the face. Do the face.
[laughter]
Jay, because of us
getting caught,
you now have
some hot piece of tail
staying in your house
for the next three months.
You should be licking
my taint.
Keep asking, buddy.
Never gonna happen.
Look, it will be
an easy "A," okay?
And next year, we'll be laughing
about this at "O" State,
so let's just do
this thing.
Yes!
- Yo!
[singing spiritedly]
It's great.
Oh, Disco Danny.
What's up, dude?
Don't fight it.
Ow, f***.
Bro, bro,
get it away.
What is wrong
with you?
Three years and haven't
gotten it right.
Dude, I feel sorry
for your dick, man.
[moaning]
[moaning]
I get it.
I get it.
Oh, dude, Dave,
check this out, man.
Found it
in my dad's basement.
What is it?
Think it's some kind
of old-school porn.
Is it a film?
Yeah.
There's a light
right there.
She's got
the 70's hip-to-hip.
Look at that.
LL?
What's LL, man?
Uh, "long-haired ladies,"
I guess.
[all speaking at once]
Ladies and gentlemen,
your attention please.
People.
People!
Shut your gaping holes!
All right.
Now, you're all here
because your exchange students
are arriving today.
(man)
Wait, wait a second.
I thought we were
the exchange students.
Oh, man.
I was all ready to go
to Amsterdam, man.
Ah, crap, I even broke up
with my girlfriend.
And I quit my job
at Hotdog on a Stick, man.
I told my dad off.
It was hard to pack
the sleeping bag.
That's a great example
of what happens
when you're dumb.
Is everyone else sure
they're in the right place?
Yes, ma'am.
- Right here.
Present.
[clears throat]
Good.
Here are the files
for each of your
foreign exchange students.
at 3:
00You all are going to be
shining examples
of what our beautiful school
can produce.
(Shantz)
Uh, Principle Lonnatini,
the four of us would like
to gracefully withdraw
from this wonderful opportunity
to allow other
deserving students the chance--
Zip it, meathead.
After third period,
I'd like to see the four of you
in my office.
Dude, this is gonna
totally suck balls, man.
You and Jay get
hot, horny girl babes.
I get some eastern blockhead.
Dude, come on, man.
I deserve it, all right?
for Robin to come around.
Whatever.
Oh, f***, Mia Ho.
Turn around.
Who's ho?
Mia Ho.
Just turn around please.
Hi, Dave.
Hey, what's up, Ho?
Hi, Shantz.
Oh, my god, Dave.
This week's issue of
The Hughes Herald is brilliant.
The piece you did
was genius.
I really like
that you used my name in it.
That was so sweet.
Well, you know, I used
everyone in the band's name,
so it's...
Oh. I know.
But it's totally sweet.
So you want to hang out later?
Oh, sorry,
but he can't.
to loosen up
our foreign exchange students.
Maybe another time, Ho.
All right.
Shantz, why do you always
call me by my last name?
It's a jock thing.
I do it to everybody.
Hey, Boyle,
what's up, buddy?
It's what I do.
Keepin' it real.
All right.
Whatever.
Well, anyway,
maybe another time, Dave.
Any time.
All righty.
Anyhoo.
some French chicks or what, huh?
I don't know.
- Come on.
Shantz, I don't know, man.
I really don't want to
screw sh*t up with Robin and me.
Wow, you know, for a girl,
you got a lousy rack.
F*** you.
Oh, hey, Robin.
(Robin)
Hey, Shantz.
Dave, are you going
to French with me?
French with you?
Class, French class.
Right.
Uh, no,
actually,
I forgot to do my homework,
Oh.
- Yeah.
So what are you ladies
doing tonight?
Nothing, actually.
What are you guys doing?
Um, we're just--
Jay's house.
- Yup.
Love for the foreigners.
All right?
Be there.
Awesome.
You two should wear
something low-cut
and easy to remove, okay?
Obviously, I'm gonna kill Jay
for not telling me sooner.
I got to go get me
an outfit.
Okay, so I'll see you tonight.
Yeah, I'll see you tonight.
I love you.
Ball check.
Oh, f***.
Did you just--
- Jesus Christ.
Did you just say
"I love you"?
The f***'s
the matter with you?
Hey, let me remind you about
who you are to Robin, okay?
No nooky, no ass,
no poontang, no booty,
no sweet, supple vagina,
no bobbin' on the knob
like corn on the cob,
no getting your pee-pee wet,
no skin flute symphony,
no labia lip-lock,
no beatin' the guts,
no mushroom massage,
no mouth hug,
no long stride lefty,
you know, if you were
no spraying the swimmers--
All right, Shantz, Shantz,
shut the f*** up.
I get it,
Jesus Christ.
F***, my stomach.
Look, I'm just trying
to make a point, Dave, okay?
It's senior year.
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