Foreign Exchange Page #2
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- 2008
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I ask you again,
your little in the middle?
I don't know,
all right?
Look, all I know is,
when it happens,
I want it to be perfect,
okay?
I want there to be fireworks
and Marvin Gaye playing,
and most importantly,
I want it to be with Robin,
okay?
Look, you got to
forget about Robin.
Forget about her.
Mia Ho.
Mia Ho is the way to go.
You know she wants it.
And that Asian p*ssy
is so tight,
it'll make even
You know what, you're a b*tch,
but you're right.
I know you're just
looking out for me, man.
I'm sorry, man.
Why is there
a poster of you up there?
What?
Oh!
You're a dick.
Principle Lonnatini, you--
you really like bush,
don't you?
Yes, yes, I--
I love bush.
I mean, wow,
you really, really love bush
don't you?
Yes, I do.
As much as I love bush,
I prefer a nice landing strip.
[snickering]
A good shave
is always nice.
[snickering]
[laughing]
You mean like a Brazilian wax?
[laughing]
What?
Did she just say that?
[loud thud]
God damn you.
You know, this is exactly
why I brought you all in here.
Your complete lack of respect
for anything important
is an insult
to every natural-born American.
I know you may want to coast
through your last semester
like the worthless
little parasites that you are,
suckling on the teat
of this United States
government-funded institution.
You remind me
that you get one night
under the bleachers
with your dress
pulled over your head
and all your classmates yelling,
"Katie Rottencrotch!"
[whispering]
Rottencrotch?
But this is a beautiful school,
full of beautiful Americans
and they don't speak
any other language
but good old-fashioned
American English.
You know, I don't know
who I want in this school less,
you four
or those burrito-munching
sand turds.
I have spent
my entire life being pro-life,
but I'm rethinking it now.
Get out.
(man)
Hashbrown,
are you with us on this problem?
Uh, yeah, yeah, sure.
Good, well, then I'm sure
you wouldn't mind
coming up
to help us out with it.
Word.
You skipped a grade, right, son?
Two actually.
I have a lot of friends
at M.I.T.
I'll put the good word
in for you if you want.
Actually, I'm going to State,
but thank you anyway.
State?
You're better than that.
Think about it.
So, Chelsea, you coming
to my party tonight?
I don't know.
Well, if you don't come,
I can't come.
It's your party, Jay.
Wouldn't you come anyway?
(Jay)
Probably,
but if you come,
I am guaranteed
to come.
Well, I want to come.
Who doesn't want to come?
Great, but it's not that easy
for me to just come.
There's a lot of work
to be done
before I can just come.
(Jay)
We can do that work together.
I'm just saying, you coming
will definitely
make me come without a doubt.
Even if I just heard you
say the words,
"Jay, I'm coming,"
make me come.
Well, maybe I'll come.
(Jay) Maybe you will,
but from what I hear,
that's more up to the girl
than it is the guy.
[laughs]
What?
(Jay)
Nothing.
So, you coming?
Oh, I'm coming.
[driving rock music]
# #
(man)
Push it more.
Five more.
Five more.
You're looking swollen.
Yes.
Hey, Shantz, you want
to hop in here and get a set?
We can always use a third cock.
Damn it.
I got to graduate
with a 2.3 average
to get the scholarship.
Big deal, man.
Dude, you know
I have, like, a 1.9.
A little help.
A little help.
and I'm like,
"b*tch, you wake him up,
you keep him up."
No.
It's true.
Hey, did I mention
she was a college chick?
See, sh*t like that
is gonna happen
every day at State.
The fantastic fornicating four.
(Shantz) Hey, guys,
I got a problem.
We know, Shantz,
but herpes is not treatable.
Shut up, jerk-off.
I can still kick your ass.
Touch.
Look, it might only be
the three amigos.
I got to get my GPA up to a 2.3,
or I don't get in.
That's some sh*t.
Dude, Shantz,
you've got to be joking me.
In other words,
it's a sure thing, slam dunk.
That's all "A"s
and a B-plus.
You're screwed
and not in a good way.
No, uh-uh.
We got to have faith, man.
Look, this is
what we've always wanted
since we were kids,
all right?
We're going to State
together.
Dave, Shantz, my man,
don't you worry.
From now on,
I will do all your papers,
and no more "B"s.
We'll get you there.
Thanks, man.
You know, I could probably
get my hands and some tests,
have Hashbrown
fill them out for you.
We'll make it happen.
- Thanks, guys.
(Dave) We'd never leave you hangin',
bro.
Next year, we'll be living up
the college life
with f***in' titties
and just drinking--
You smell that?
Smells like three-legged deer,
fellas.
Three-legged deer?
Easy prey.
(Dave) Oh, right, right,
I get it.
Anita?
Si.
You must be Jake.
It's a pleasure
to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Hey, guys,
this is Anita.
She's from Brazil.
So do you speak Brazilian,
or...
Mexican?
Spanish.
Portuguese.
Oh, I failed geology.
[laughs]
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Good morning, Gordon.
Listen, Drago,
it's Shantz, man,
Shantz, Shantz.
Okay?
What do we call you?
Emelianenko Tronovsky.
A million ankles?
Emelianenko.
Mil--
Screw it.
We're gonna call you
Russian Dude, okay?
Is that cool?
- Da.
Come meet the crew,
Russian Dude.
Hello, you must be--
Hashbrown, man.
Nice to meet you, Ganja.
Actually, it is Gan-ya.
Yeah, that's what I said.
Okay.
Hi, bonjour.
Which one of you
is Laurent?
Oh, no, I'm Sophie.
Oui, oui, Laurent.
Yes, Laurent.
Is she on the bus still?
No, no, I am--
me, I am Laurent.
You're--
Um, I think we're having
a miscommunication actually.
You see, you're a guy,
and my foreign exchange student
this hot blond
from France named
Laurent.
And plays soccer
and has a girlfriend.
F***.
You're the guy in the picture,
huh, not the girl?
Well, you are Dave, eh?
That's me.
[chuckles]
Besides yourself, Dave,
do you know where I can find
some American virgins?
Uh, no, no, I don't.
That's okay.
I will find them.
(Jay)
So, Anita,
why did you come
to America?
I come to study.
In Brazil, there is only so much
But to really learn
the economics,
the psychology, the politics,
you must live in the country.
Well, I will teach you
everything you need to know.
(Dave)
Hey, Mom.
Oh, honey,
they're here.
Hello,
my name is Laurent.
It is truly an honor
to meet you.
Oh--okey dokey.
Uh, boys--
Dave, do you want to show
Laurent to his room?
Yeah, sounds great.
Okay, Laurent,
to the east wing over here,
we have the ballroom.
Down here to the left,
we have an invisible leprechaun.
It's been there for years.
And this guys,
according to the paperwork,
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