Foreign Exchange Page #3
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- 2008
- 85 min
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that's my father.
Hello.
Laurent.
Oui, Laurent.
Welcome to America.
- Thank you.
It's nice to have you.
Just stay as long as you like.
Let's not get crazy, pops.
All right, anyway,
so moving on,
down here to the right
is your bedroom.
[mouthing]
I think he's gay.
(Jay)
So what's this thing?
(Anita)
Amorita.
She's the goddess of love.
My culture says,
if you keep her with you
wherever you go,
you will eventually meet
the one you're destined for.
Oh, yeah?
Well, my culture says,
if at first you don't succeed,
try and try
and try again.
I think our cultures
are a little different.
You are what they call a player,
aren't you?
Pero amore.
Have you ever had a girlfriend?
(Jay)
Sure.
I had two just last week.
Will you excuse me?
I'd like to finish unpacking.
Whatever floats it.
But in the states,
a tight skirt works a lot better
than that troll.
Just so you know.
[Dave moaning]
[doorbell rings]
Delish, Mom.
We really hate to eat
and have the runs,
to take this show on the road,
little lady.
Now, Dave,
your mother is no lady.
Marv.
(Shantz)
Yo!
You people hear
the damn doorbell, huh?
Oh, Gordon.
Well, I never.
Oh, never say never,
Mrs. L.
I'll lay some pipe around here.
Huh?
[both laughing]
(Dave)
Look, I'm sorry, pops,
but we really got to go.
We don't want to be late
for the party.
Yeah, what's going on
at this party, Dave?
(Dave)
Just some harmless fun.
You know, a bunch of friends
getting together
to play some games,
like donkey punch.
Donkey punch?
Like pin the tail?
Yeah, yeah,
something like that.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, and we also play
this one called
the rusty trombone.
It's great.
Yeah, I'll teach you sometime.
Okay.
Definitely, definitely.
(Dave)
It's great.
What was the one
we played last week
with that--
oh, Dirty Sanchez.
but it's great.
(Marvin)
Boys, boys,
have you ever played
the Pittsburgh Platter Frenchman?
Huh?
Or how about
the Filching Frenchman?
[laughing]
(Shantz)
Ooh, Marv.
Educated man
your pops here.
[laughing]
Ooh la la.
All right,
we got to go.
Hashbrown's in the car.
Adios, Marv.
Be good, all right.
Uh, Dave, listen.
A nice clean coat of paint
doesn't necessarily mean
the car is new.
You know
what I'm saying?
(Shantz)
Yo, yo, yo!
Hey, nice getup,
douche bag.
Is it Gay Jay Day?
Yes, sir.
Hey, you got anything
that can play this?
Absolutely.
- Uh-uh.
Come on.
Hey, Jiminy Cricket,
how's it going?
Okay, all right.
Whoo! What's going on?
Up top
who's gay.
You? Got you.
That's what I thought.
Hey, you hear about
that volcano?
[bottles clink]
That's what
I'm talking about.
Hey, what's up?
Dude, wanted out back.
Why don't you guys go ahead,
and we'll meet up with you
in a little bit.
Hey, want to meet
a friend of mine?
Ooh, is she
a girlfriend, yeah?
Uh, more of just
a normal friend.
Ah, a normal friend.
Perhaps your normal friend
is up for some screwing, eh?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
You know, Dave,
the screw.
No, no, no, I got--
I got what you were saying,
but listen,
Robin's not like that, okay?
She's a good girl.
She's not like these hos.
If you miss this next shot,
you have to drink
(all)
Ooh!
Oh, you want to up the ante.
Yeah,
we'll take that challenge.
But if I make this next shot,
is your shirts.
(all)
Whoo!
Okay, Jay.
But haven't you already
seen mine before?
And mine?
(Jay)
Yes.
Hey, I'm just giving the people
what they want.
[cheering]
Well, come on.
- Do it.
[all chanting]
Tits! Tits! Tits!
Show us the hand warmers.
I have toilet!
I have toilet!
Oh, good morning,
American girls.
Hey, listen,
don't be a French a**hole, okay?
Me? Never, Dave.
Hey.
How are you?
- Good.
Um, sorry.
Laurent, this is Robin.
Robin, this is
my exchange student, Laurent.
Hi.
Thank you.
He's from France.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
You have nice friends,
Dave.
Thank you.
[distant reggae music playing]
And that's how you get
free cable for life.
Hashbrown,
I'm not feeling anything.
Dude, you never get high
the first time.
Take it from the Dalai Lama
of marijuana, pal.
[laughter]
Third time's the charm.
Have some more, man.
Really?
(man)
It's true, man.
It took me four times, man,
and when I finally got high--
let's just put it this way.
Do not ever have
your passport on you.
[laughter]
All right, Ganja, here's
a new American word for you:
Munchies.
Munchies.
Munchies.
Munchies.
I am gonna introduce you girlies
to the Loch Ness Monster.
Have you ever heard of
the Loch Ness Monster, huh?
Shantz, where's Dave?
I can tell you
where he's not.
He's not with two chicks
right now,
but I am.
Get the hell out of my way, ho.
Damn it.
Now, how do you say
menage a trois
in your France language?
(Robin) I will never look
at the Eiffel Tower
the same way again.
I know.
That's why they built it.
(Robin) You know, my parents
once took me to Paris.
Where did you say
you were from?
(Laurent)
Paris.
I love Paris.
where I go to hit on
sexy American women.
I went--
I visited Paris, Texas,
one time to visit
some relatives, yeah.
My uncle has a club foot.
It's not very sexy at all.
[laughs nervously]
Oh, Laurent, you are
so much more of a man than Dave.
Dave is such a p*ssy.
Toss my salad.
I would dip the sauce
all day.
(Mia)
Hi, Dave.
I've been looking
all over for you.
I'm so glad that you're here.
This is the coolest party,
and all the people are so cool.
Well, not everyone because some
of the people are really stupid.
But not you; you're cool.
But you know that,
and I know that.
This--oh, this one guy
in the back was throwing up.
(Dave)
Mia,
Why do you talk so much?
Well, Dave, I guess I was trying
to make conversation, you know?
Conversing conversationally
about conversational things
like your converse.
I like your shoes.
I'll be right back.
Robin?
Toilet!
It means, well,
the way to the soul
is through the eyes.
The mouth is the way
to the heart.
That's so interesting.
I suck at French.
I thought you said
something about "tie me up."
It was beautiful.
Come here, chicas.
Don't be shy;
I won't bite.
[growls]
Ooh, owie, owie,
my knee is killing me.
Would you mind just giving it
a rub, Sophie,
a little massage?
Massage on my way
to the Loch Ness Monster.
It's gonna get you.
Ooh, smells like home,
doesn't it?
What do you mean?
France, it's smell--
screw it.
Anyways, you girls
want to get crazy or what?
Oui, oui.
Oh, there's nothing wee
about it, baby.
I love France.
My pants,
get 'em off.
Toilet, toilet.
Are you kidding me?
[Emelianenko moaning]
No, no, no,
wait, wait, wait,
stop, stop, stop, stop!
I can't understand
a damn thing you're saying, bro!
France, wait!
Wait! Wait!
I sh*t my pants.
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