Foreign Exchange Page #4
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- Year:
- 2008
- 85 min
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Oh, you spill on yourself,
but...
Hey, why don't we go
take a walk?
Oh, okay.
Okay?
I'm just gonna get
my purse.
Of course.
We're back
from our recon mission.
Well done, guys.
Stoner giggle.
[mock giggles]
[giggles]
[man screaming]
[wild laughter]
Jess, do you have
my purse?
No, sorry,
I don't.
Dave, you have my purse.
Oh, yeah.
You're such a lifesaver.
So you and Laurent
seem to be hitting it off
pretty well.
Yeah, he's so cool.
I'm really happy
he's living with you.
Yeah, no,
he's super awesome.
Yeah, he's cool;
his accent's cute.
I don't think he knows
what he's saying half the time.
We're going
on a walk actually.
Okay.
Laurent?
Well, he really seems
to be enjoying America.
Yeah.
Would you like me
to walk you home?
Yeah?
- Yeah.
All right.
I love France!
I love it!
I love France!
Have you seen
the naked guy?
My grandma lives
next door.
Yeah, I saw that bastard
banging her.
[laughing]
Hey, who's ready
for the Shantz sandwich, huh?
[shouting]
And I'll be
the Jay-onaise.
(Shantz)
Yeah, Jay, come on.
[shouting]
Up top, baby!
Up top!
Yes!
(Robin) This year is just flying by,
you know?
I know.
You're right.
Now we got the dance
coming up here soon,
and then, what,
Look, I know it's coming up
really soon and everything,
but who are you going
to the dance with?
Nobody.
Cool.
Hey, look.
Remember that?
We spent hours
on that dumb thing.
It wasn't dumb, Dave.
It was fun.
That's where we met.
Yup.
All right, come on.
For old time's sake.
I don't know.
You know,
it's no Eiffel Tower.
Don't be a dick.
I know.
What was I thinking?
Well, he's French.
You know, he's cute,
plays soccer.
You sound like
a perfect match.
[laughing]
Shut up.
(Hashbrown) If we want to be moving
monetarily towards a surplus,
it's not a question of morals.
It's a question
of what's fiscal favorable.
The U.S. Government can't afford
to not tax marijuana.
(man)
Salty...
or sweet.
I got it.
Both.
Chocolate-covered jerky.
What is jerky?
That's beef, man.
Don't waste it.
I mean, there's still
good jerky on there, man.
So have you put
any more thought
into going to "O" State
with us?
It's gonna be
a lot of fun.
I know.
Colorado, the skiing
and the hiking.
And they have a really good
Yeah, yeah,
I guess.
I'll miss you.
I mean, you know,
we'll all miss you,
like, as friends
and stuff.
Of course.
- Yeah.
I'll miss you guys too.
Yeah, definitely.
Here we are.
Yeah, here we are.
So...
Good night?
Well, good night.
Yeah.
Yeah, good night.
Okay.
Tell your mom
I say hello.
Yeah.
Why am I so f***ing bad at this?
God.
So, Jay--
(Jay)
I told you you'd come.
Jay.
See you later.
See you later.
Don't judge me.
Yo, why does this happen
every time we party?
Oh, I'm sorry, bro.
I thought you were
my girlfriend.
You don't even have
a girlfriend.
You know
what I mean.
No, I don't know
what you mean.
Relax, Jackson.
It's just a little morning wood.
(man) # it's like I don't know
who you are #
# everyone changes
now you've gone a bit too far #
# it just goes on and on,
and I just can't hold on #
# this sounds like
my new favorite song #
# but it's blowing up my radio #
# when I try to tune you out
but there's no doubt #
# you're gonna be stuck
inside my head #
# all over again #
# #
# I'm sick
of everything I hear #
and you just disappear #
(woman over P.A.) Remember, spring
fling is in two weeks.
So find your dates now.
Robin, I haven't seen you
for a while.
You see me every day,
Laurent.
Yeah, every day.
Oh, well, I haven't
talked to you for a while.
How have you been?
I'm fine.
Yeah, she's fine.
Okay, so I've been thinking
about this a lot lately,
and I thought perhaps
we should get together?
Why?
Yeah, why?
I don't know.
Maybe pick up
where we left off?
Ew.
Okay, look, Laurent,
I thought you were a cool guy.
And now I know
you're not cool.
You're insecure.
And I found out
what attache vous really means.
[laughs]
Thank you for the offer.
Yeah, thanks
for the offer.
Bye-bye.
Dave, you look great today.
Yeah, Dave,
really hot.
And not French at all.
Thanks, girls.
This is great.
Seriously, you smell
really, really good.
Let's get out of here.
(Shantz) I say,
"ah, skeet, skeet, skeet!"
What is skeet?
Oh, it's--
Shantz!
I hear you're doing well
in your classes lately.
Yeah, of course.
Been using the old noggin.
Well, keep up
the good work.
Will do.
Mm.
That's a scary woman.
I bet she's crazy
in bed though.
Hoo.
If she were
a few years younger,
I would take it upon myself
to tame that wild beast.
You see, Jay,
that is your problem.
You look at a woman
as if she is a challenge
to conquer,
like climbing a mountain
It is too bad
that such good looks and charm
are wasted on such a pig.
Damn, that is
one fiery Mexican.
She's Brazilian, bro.
Whatever.
Wait, wait,
hold on.
That was just a game, okay?
I was--
I was kidding.
It's like I can't
control myself, you know?
I'd like to,
but I just can't.
No, you can.
You just don't.
(Laurent)
Hey, Dave--
Oh, Dave, Dave, Dave,
why haven't you
screwed Robin yet, eh?
She was all over you yesterday.
I don't know, Laurent.
I just--
we have
this great friendship.
[laughs]
That's your problem, Dave.
A girl doesn't want
to screw a friend.
If you want to score,
you got to know the game, man.
What do you mean,
"the game"?
[sighs]
Robin wants a guy who is smooth.
She wants a man
who knows what he wants
and who knows
how to be strong, eh?
She doesn't want a friend
who she can talk to.
Look at this sentimental sh*t.
Where you get
all this crap?
Why don't you just lay off,
all right?
Just tell me
what I should do.
Okay.
Well, you have testicle hairy,
eh?
Are you hitting on me?
[laughs]
You wish, Dave.
Look, if you're asking me
if I'm a man, Laurent,
Poster child.
I mean, you Americans
are so gross and hairy
like a bush baby.
A girl likes a man
who's smooth.
You could start
by shaving your balls.
What?
Dave, trust me.
Do the girls not like me?
Damn it.
Okay, Laurent, what--
how do I--
First you will take a scissors,
cut off all the hair.
Then you take razor,
shave it bald,
spritz cologne.
[claps]
You are a man.
All Frenchmen know this, Dave.
I don't care
if all Frenchmen know it,
but isn't that
gonna itch like hell?
What do you think
Gold Bond Powder is for?
[with heavy accent]
Gold Bond Powder.
What?
Gold Bond Powder.
Oh.
[together]
Gold Bond Powder.
(Laurent)
Oui.
What do you think it's for,
Gold Bond Powder?
[funky music]
# #
[razor buzzing]
Agh!
[razor scraping]
Ow! F***.
Oh!
Holy sh*t!
(Shantz) If you were smarter than me,
you wouldn't do what I say.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know
what you're saying.
Hey, Shantz.
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