Foreign Exchange Page #5
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- 2008
- 85 min
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Long time no see.
What's going on, ladies?
Kind of starting to look
like a regular
National League meeting
over here.
National League.
I think you mean
United Nations, cock breath.
Blow me, Jay.
Yeah, maybe you don't know
what we're talking about,
but I bet Osama over here knows.
Why don't you shut the hell up
before something bad
happens to you.
Relax, man.
I'm just messing
Yeah, well, leave him alone.
And, Jackson,
do me a favor.
Football season ended
five months ago.
Take off the damn jersey.
Fine.
Dude, you're looking good.
You been hitting
the gym more?
Are these guys
your friends?
Look, you got to give him
a break.
His brother's
over in Iraq right now.
I am from India.
What is his f***ing problem?
You know what,
into them.
See you guys later.
Bring me back a tooth.
- Will do.
I don't want to be
a downer or anything.
I mean, I really like America,
but sometimes
it's not so easy here.
Yeah, we understand that,
man.
I mean, we live here,
you know?
It's hard.
You know, we should just
get the hell out of here.
Yes, let's cut fifth period
and go get high.
I was actually talking about
this weekend.
We should do something--
You know, just get out of here
for the weekend.
We can go camping.
(Jay)
I'm down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you guys want to go,
meet at my house Friday night;
we'll leave from there.
(Shantz)
Hey, butt buddies.
What the hell's wrong
with you guys, huh?
He ain't nothing
to you.
Oh, gentlemen.
(Lonnatini)
Look, it's little Shantz.
And what position
do you play?
Uh, tailback, why?
You think you can be
a quarterback next year?
Our starter is the top returning
quarterback in the country.
That's fine, Hunter,
but our starting QB
is graduating.
So we could use
a talent like Shantz.
(Lonnatini)
And since there's
no possible way that Shantz
is making these test grades
on his own,
next year
(man)
Yeah, man.
Hut, hut, hut!
Ha, ha, ha,
good one, janitor.
Remember,
when it howls at the moon,
it's a wolf.
And when it howls at the sun,
it's a cock.
So, how's your bones?
A little itchy,
and a little painful,
but you know what?
For the most part,
I'm feeling pretty good.
You know, I think I'm about
to go ask Robin right now
to go camping with us.
No, you're not.
Why not?
Dave, you must wait
till she asks you, eh?
Ah, cool,
all right, all right.
Oh, here comes Mia.
Got to go.
Hey, Mia.
Aren't you excited?
Excited about what?
For the camping trip
this weekend.
What camping trip?
Oh, Dave did not tell you yet,
did he?
We're all going camping
this weekend.
Sounds like fun.
Yeah.
You know, Dave
really wants you to go.
He's just afraid
to ask you.
Really?
Yes, really.
You should come.
I have to go now,
but I will see you this weekend,
okay?
Okay.
Friday, after school,
Dave's house.
Bye.
Yes.
Hey.
You seem awful happy.
What can I say?
Everything's clean.
Okay.
So word is, you're going
to the lake this weekend.
Yeah.
When were you
gonna invite me?
Oh, I just didn't think
you and mother nature got along.
What's that supposed to mean?
Is that, like, a period joke?
No, it's not a period--
no.
Anyway, look, I was gonna
invite you.
I just--
It's okay, Dave.
Laurent already invited me.
What do you mean
Laurent already invited you?
Yeah, he's been really nice
lately; I don't know.
He said he wanted me
to be there.
Unless you don't want me to go.
No, no, of course--
of course I--
(teacher)
Shh!
[whispering]
Of course I want...
This painting
is from early in her career
and is the piece
that really launched her career.
So if you look closely,
you'll see
the wonderful textures
and brush strokes.
You can almost feel
the artist's passion
and urgency
with which she painted
this masterpiece.
So let's move on.
Didn't I see this in
Ass Pirates II:
Curse of the Pearl Necklace?
This the most gorgeous example
of true art
that I have ever seen.
There is fire.
There is beauty.
There is passion.
So you can go
get out of here.
Oh, really?
Because to me, it looks like
my bedroom most weekends.
Women.
You are a fool.
It's my favorite painting
in the museum.
It's just so, so--
so righteous.
Isn't it?
Very fearless,
very honest.
Did you know that the painter
was born in 1945
and died in 1975?
(Anita)
I know.
Such a short life
but such an amazing body
of work.
Did you know that she was
a very accomplished
guitar player as well.
Really?
No, I did not know that.
[laughs]
I play guitar.
That is wonderful.
Wow, yeah,
and did you know--
and did you know
that she's 17 years old
and in high school?
Did you know that?
No, I didn't.
First off,
my age is not an issue.
Second, who I talk to
is none of your business.
I'm just trying to protect you
from this cock mongrel.
Cock mongrel.
Wow, good one.
You are the one
who is being a cock,
whatever it is, Jay.
Now leave me alone, please.
Whatever.
He's an idiot.
Laurent,
why'd you ask Robin
to the river?
Because she needs
a good f***ing.
What?
What?
- Um...
For you, Dave.
I ask because this way,
Robin will go to the river,
but you can play it cool,
you know?
Hmm, play it cool.
Okay, yeah, yeah,
I like that.
Good job.
Thank you so much, man.
I appreciate it.
I've just been stressing out
about it.
Dude, oh, sh*t.
Be right back.
Hi, Dave.
Mia, what are you doing here?
Going camping, silly.
What does it look like?
Nice job, son.
[groans]
Those Japanese
get good mileage.
You know, your mom and I
used to fit
two of us in there, buddy.
Dad, please.
Listen, choosing a girlfriend,
son,
Is a little like
buying a used car.
If the oil doesn't smell right,
there's probably something wrong
with the vehicle.
[funky rock music]
# #
[indistinct speech]
Pizza parlor.
[all speaking at once]
Robin, will you go with me
to the bathroom?
Yeah, of course.
Anita, do you want to come?
We'll show you
how we rough it in America?
Oh, have you seen pictures
of my hometown?
This place is like a major city
where I come from.
Come on.
(Dave)
Thank you.
(Shantz)
You got to man up, soldier.
You know, Robin isn't gonna
come over
and blow you
in front of all of us.
I don't need to hear this
from you guys
every five seconds;
I know, I know, I know.
Look, I got her here.
You know, I got
the perfect opportunity.
I just--
I don't know what to say.
Mm, well, I would say
in the signature
Shantz supersexy whisper,
"let me sneak it in, baby."
Why am I not surprised?
(Shantz) Hey, that's just my skeezy,
all right?
You know, Jay over here
might be the better man
to ask about this.
You got that right.
I am a vaginologist.
So hey, feel free
to ask me anything.
Okay, vaginologist,
with Robin, how do I--
All right, Dave,
I'm gonna let you in
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