Fotograf Page #6

- We're family?

- Almost family. Don't be so narrow-minded.

You could tell me

something about Jan, couldn't you?

You want me to tell you

something about him? Like what?

I don't know. What matters to him, or...

You've known that from the start.

Don't complain. I have work to do.

Yeah.

- Hi, Jan.

- Hi, Milan.

This is Liba, my assistant.

Liba... pretty. Do we know each other?

I think you've confused me with another.

At the moment, I'm totally unknown.

- I'm going to get a drink. Want one?

- Sure, grab me something.

Man, I think I know

where I know her from.

She wanted to be my assistant.

I then sent her to Jirka David

because I didn't need one.

Clearly.

Excuse me.

Klarka?

Don't scream, please.

I don't understand

when you're screaming. What's going on?

Wait there for me. I'm coming for you.

Klarka.

Klarka, are you okay? What's with you?

- Klarka.

- I feel bad!

What are you doing here?

- What are you doing here?

- Klarka. Calm down!

- Why did you bring her here?

- Calm down. What'd you do here?

- You... you took the radiators off.

Where are they? -Sold it.

Don't eat that.

Don't eat off the ground.

- Where did everything go?

- I sold it.

I don't know, I sold everything.

I got sh*t for it.

It was awful trash, what you gave me.

Klarka... where are

all the photographs I left here?

That's another thing. Those were good.

I gave them to my lover

and he bought a motorcycle with them.

Klarka.

Klarka, you need money?

Why'd you do all this?

You had to say that you don't have money.

I'd give it to you.

Calm down, please. Are you working?

Don't talk to me like a preacher.

You look after everyone,

but you don't give a damn about me.

Without you, my life would be different!

I could've studied, had a normal guy.

- Are you going to work?

- I could've had a normal guy!

Straighten out. Otherwise,

I'm putting you in rehab. Let's go, Liba.

You're gonna send me to rehab?

I'll send you to rehab!

- You stopped caring for me!

- Klarka.

I was good for you

until that one appeared! That cow!

You came,

and you're a maid, a maid, see?

I was a personality.

You're a sponger,

you're a sponger, a sponger...

Come on, Jan. This is pointless.

You can help her best by leaving,

so she can pull herself together

on her own. No more talk.

She has to go to rehab.

You shouldn't have hit her,

I shouldn't have let you.

Excuse me, but it was one slap to sober

her up. That doesn't hurt anyone.

- What does she want from you? Did you

promise her something? -What's it to you?

I like her.

- You know what? Stop the car.

- Don't make a scene.

Did you hear? Stop.

- I'd like to know all those you bypassed

before me. -What are you talking about?

Little girl...

You always will be my little girl.

Come, I'll snuggle you to bed.

Come, sweetie.

Okay, now we'll enact

a situation where a client comes

and wants you to do

Angry Mommy for him, yeah?

- Now, yeah?

- Yeah, now.

- Where were you, you bad, little boy?

- Where were you, you bad, little boy?

- Look, the dirt under your nails.

- What's that dirt under your nails?

Hit me. You naughty boy.

Like that and like that.

It was beautiful.

Did you wash your dick? Show it to me!

I won't wash it for you forever.

You're a big boy now!

No one will want to be friends with you.

Thoroughly! Or you'll be alone, alone!

I won't wash you forever, yeah?

But don't laugh.

- Wait!

- That's it! Like that.

By God, you're a professional.

- Someone's ringing.

- Someone's ringing. Excuse me.

I'll go answer it.

- Can't say I'm missing that Bohuna.

- Finally. Your timing is exquisite.

We're already shooting.

What have you got on?

Pants so tight

they must press on every organ.

I feel just fine in them.

Clearly we have to remove them.

A woman should wear a skirt!

And this over your head,

if you would bug me.

Or if I won't want to look at you.

I'll lift it up.

- Jesus, that's such a beautiful smell.

- No. I have to have a wash!

You didn't tell me Bohuna was coming.

I'm leaving.

- What's happened?

- She stole my man. My private man!

You're a stupid, swollen tit.

- Hooter! Tit!

- How dare you? You're whore!

- You're a whore! You're a regular whore!

- Stop it, girls. You're both right!

- I need to shoot. Stop it!

- Are you thinking with your tits?

Girls...

Ladies, I urge you to keep cool!

Good morning. I knew you'd miss me!

I'm fixing breakfast. Want some?

Is that you? Where's your mother?

The morning bird still isn't awake?

- I'm Liba, hi.

- Hi.

It's a pigsty here. I'm opening a window,

okay? The stench is awful.

Don't be mad, Jan. I have to talk shop.

I have to run to the tax-man. You've

got a trouble with an unpaid penalty.

Alice didn't say anything.

Good that you fired her.

Then I'm running to an appointment

with gallery manager. Sign it here.

- It's for the installation. Are you okay?

- Probably just a heart attack.

Come on. Sign it, Jan, please.

I'm really in a hurry here.

You approve the installation.

Here are the photographs sold to France,

the delivery protocol.

And the contract. It's fine.

I checked it with the lawyer.

Sign this copy, too.

At 1pm we'll go by the notary for the

power-of-attorney for buying the house.

And tonight there's that charity concert.

That shirt stinks. Is it yours? No.

- Want something for breakfast?

- I'm cold.

I'll make you tea.

So... that's also mine.

Anicka.

What is it?

What happened, Anicka?

Anicka, why are you crying? What?

What... mom?

Anicka.

We came to the hospital

and I saw only the empty bed there.

Momma was already gone.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry... so sorry.

What can I do now?

Dear friends, we are gathered here

today with our deceased.

Our deceased was a strong woman.

Despite this,

life was not easy for her at times.

Let this earth be easy on her.

Let her recline

in the tranquility of eternity.

TWO YEARS LATER:

It's said that you're

an expert on women. Are you?

No.

- Only a woman can be an expert on women!

- That's true.

That intangible and relentless

sum of fragility, courage and love,

on the other hand, dishonesty and vicious

treachery... impossible to comprehend.

Attention - they can't be

otherwise because they...

- Maintaining life is on them.

- Are you an enemy of marriage?

Yeah, I am. I realized too late

that I'm unsuited to marriage.

That sacred bond, which is intended

only for the strong, noble ones

who are willing to sacrifice all...

I've never been successful at that.

Now I have a quite personal question for

you. Do you live with a significant other?

After I was widowed, I told myself,

no more significant others.

Tell us, what kind of woman you like.

Physically. How a beautiful woman looks.

This cult of youth

and emancipation, skinniness...

That's for pedophiles. It's unnatural.

Those who contend that they like

scrawny women are lying.

- I agree.

- It's unnatural.

A mighty ass, that's the hood

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