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you excited to be here?

-Yes, yeah, it feels

really good to be here.

I'm excited to be working

with Derek again,

and Andrew's a

wonderful director,

and just glad to be

on a feature again.

I've been doing a lot of--

mark:
Hold on, sorry, i

need to adjust your mic.

-I wasn't really expecting

to be doing this

right now anyway.

I'm not really made up.

-It's fine, you look fine.

You look...

You look b-b-...

You look beautiful.

-Thank you.

Can I ask you a question?

Mark:
Mmm-hmm.

-Did Derek say anything to

you about me, or us at all?

I'm just trying to piece out why

he asked me to still do this.

After everything, it just

seemed a little strange.

And I don't know, I thought

maybe... you guys are close,

and he said something.

Did he?

-Nope.

-Are you sure?

-Yeah.

Derek:
Here we go! En route!

Derek:
Is he sleeping?

Mark:
Yeah.

-Lily, do you have

the forks? The forks?

-Don't.

-Awe, leg cramp, oh god.

Herr director.

-Hey.

-How long till we actually

make it to the actual location?

-About an hour and a half.

Andrew:
Where did you

find this place anyway?

-Amy's family owns it.

Her uncle or somethin' built

it during the depression.

-She's asleep.

Carl:
Very funny,

Derek, hilarious.

-Is this good?

Mark:
Yeah.

-Okay.

Mark:
So basically,

just talk about how you

became involved with

the spectre of death.

-Oh, okay.

Yeah, I met Derek at

a party last week,

and he asked me if I wanted

to come help out on the film,

and told me that it was

gonna be a horror film,

and I absolutely

love horror films,

so I couldn't pass it up.

And yeah, I don't really

know what I'm doing,

but I'm learning a lot,

so that's really really cool.

I've done YouTube stuff,

but I don't think that counts,

and this is like

lights, and every--

check this sh*t out. There's a

couple of old dudes back

there sittin on the porch

straight out of

f***in' deliverance.

Get the camera.

-For the behind the scenes?

-No, we're gonna shoot em'.

We're gonna shoot the movie.

-Wait, really?

-Yeah, yeah, dude go.

You've got nothin' to lose--

-they're not actors.

-It's gonna awesome, dude.

Wait'll you see these guys.

Get the camera.

-Alright.

-So, this is how

this is gonna happen.

I'm gonna call action,

and then Derek here

is going to ask you

for directions to a farm nearby,

and we need you to tell us

to stay away from the farm.

It's a bad place and

bad things happen.

Just tell us to stay away.

Sound good?

-Yeah.

-Is this candid camera?

Andrew:
No, no sir,

that show hasn't been

around for a long time.

-We just want that

ominous dark feeling like,

"oh, we're goin' into a

bad place, stay away."

-Right, sound good?

-Yeah, okay.

Andrew:
Alright, here we go,

we're gonna give this a shot.

And action.

Derek:
Hey, we're

lookin', do you guys know

how to get to like the old

buford farm out there?

-Yeah I do, you go

down this way to the y,

and you take a left--

Andrew:
Cut, cut!

Okay, thank you.

So... we need you to tell

us to stay away from there.

-You don't really

want the directions.

Andrew:
That's

right, that's right.

-We want it to be

like a warning.

We say, "how do you get there?"

And you're like,

"you stay away from there."

-Yeah, I got you now.

-Alrighty, we still slated,

speed, and... action.

Derek:
Good afternoon.

-Yeah, howdy.

Derek:
Do you guys know

how to get out to the--

-you don't wanna go

out there, it's scar--

- cut, cut!

I'm sorry, he just needs to be

able to get the question out.

- Oh yeah.

Andrew:
Yeah, alright,

so we'll take this again.

All set, and action.

Derek:
Good afternoon.

-Afternoon.

-Do you know how to get,

we're trying to find

old man buford's place,

I think, that's out there?

-Yeah, I know how to find it.

It's out there.

And you don't wanna

go out there.

- Woooooo! -

Why not?

-Why not go out there?

I'll tell you why not...

Bad things happen out there.

- Yeah, bad things.

-Alrighty, and cut.

-Thank you guys.

That is what we like

to call awesome.

Amy:
Thank you gentlemen.

Derek:
That was fantastic.

-You guys are amazing.

One in a million.

-Happy to help.

-Thank you guys.

Amy:
Thank you.

Lily:
Sign the release form.

-What kind of movie

did you say this was?

Lily:
It's a horror film.

-Oh really, and one of them,

what do they call them?

Torture porns? Like saw?

Mark:
No, it's a ghost story.

-Yeah, it's found footage.

-And you're filming

here in Gonzales?

Mark:
A little ways away.

It's an old place

off of route 12.

-You're not talking about

old Rufus Mitchell's place

up there on the lake, are you?

Mark:
Yeah, i

guess, I think so.

-No, no, no.

You don't go to that place.

No.

-Okay, thank you.

Have a great day.

That was weird.

-Wait a second, are you

saying that the place

we're actually going

to is haunted?

-No, it's not actually haunted.

-Stories, what stories?

-Okay, so then it is haunted.

I mean... that's how a

haunted place gets--

-no, it's just like old family

superstition bullshit

or whatever.

-Everything you're saying

makes it sound worse.

I'm just saying, you know,

you've got young people

who have never been

on a movie set,

and you're bringing them out...

You don't bring a film

crew to a haunted house

to film a horror movie.

Have you not seen, like...

Every horror movie ever?

-Dude, it's just old

local kid scary stories

that they try to spook

themselves with.

-Kids? Those are the oldest

kids I've ever seen in my life.

Those were not kids

telling us a story.

The f***ing cast of

cocoon is freaked out

by this place, right?

So it's just not cool

is all I'm saying, because you

know, she's freaked out now,

and it's just not

cool to do that.

That's it.

Not cool.

Derek:
Yep.

Andrew:
This is us?

Derek:
This is us, I believe.

Andrew:
Mark, you're

getting all this, yeah?

Derek:
Oh sh*t, there it is.

Andrew:
Holy sh*t.

Carl:
Are you serious?

Lily:
Oh, it looks so cool.

Andrew:
Holy sh*t.

Mark:
Wow.

Andrew:
You first.

-Whoa.

Amy:
This is crazy!

Amy:
Wow, this is great.

Derek:
Nope.

Mark:
Nothing?

-We have status zero on the

electricity at the moment.

Lily:
Look at this old piano.

Derek:
Oh my god, no way.

-Whoo!

That's cool.

Amy:
No,

i don't think so.

Derek:
Wow, it's just

like somebody... left it.

Lily:
Ugh, look

at this fridge.

Oh god, oh.

It smells bad.

Carl:
That smells horrible.

-Oh sh*t.

Derek:
Wow.

Amy, well done.

Lily:
What's that?

Mark:
Hmm?

Lily:
What's that?

Andrew:
What's what?

Carl:
What is that?

Andrew:
Oh Jesus.

Lily:
Maybe it's just,

they spilled something?

Carl:
That's disturbing.

Andrew:
It's not a spill.

Whoa, we got light.

-Found the breaker!

Derek:
What, the chair?

Carl:
No no no.

Mark:
No, the stain.

Derek:
What? I mean,

it's an old place.

It's gonna have some

stains and stuff.

Nothing.

There's a bunch of weird

stuff around, look,

there's water stains there.

Mark:
Carl?

Hey Carl?

Carl?

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