Found Footage 3D Page #6

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Mark:
Yeah, just

cutting together

some footage for

the Facebook page.

Amy:
Mmm-hmm.

-Please don't.

-No, come on.

It's only fair...

Watching the watcher.

Nice, it's very... meta.

So mark, how are you?

You working on anything?

-No, just this.

Amy:
I think you should

make another short.

We should make a

short, you and me.

-Uh, mmm, yeah.

Amy:
Okay, well don't

sound so enthusiastic.

-No, no, no, that's not--

-sweetheart, I'm

teasing, I know.

It beats working

with Derek, anyway.

I mean, i

don't know, I think,

I know there's been

a lot of friction,

but I don't know, maybe

there's something more.

I think Derek and I are finally

understanding each

other a little bit.

Andrew:
Well, we still

don't have our lead actress.

Amy:
What's this?

Turn it up. -

That's nothing.

Amy:
No, turn

it up, turn it up.

-Amy.

Amy:
No, come on, what is it?

I wanna see it.

Please.

Andrew:
Do you

want me to call her?

Derek:
Do whatever

the f*** you wanna do.

Andrew:
What does

that even mean?

Mark:
I'll call her.

Andrew:
Can you? Thank you.

Andrew:
It's just

gonna be a little tough

to do the film without her.

Derek:
It's

gonna be a lot tough

to do the film with

her, trust me.

Should have my head examined

for casting her in

the first place.

Amy:
Is that it?

-Amy.

Amy:
Is that all he said?

-I don't think that

this is something...

Amy:
Just play it.

-Amy.

Amy:
Play it.

Mark, play it.

Derek:
Just make sure

you erase that file, okay.

Mark:
Yes, when

i dump the cards.

Derek:
Alright.

Mark:
So, why did you anyway?

Derek:
Why did I what?

Mark:
Cast Amy.

Derek:
Because

I'm a f***in' idiot.

I signed a contract

before we were separated,

and no thank you, I do

not want another lawsuit.

Mark:
So, you're

not trying to get

back together with her?

Derek:
No, sweet

Jesus Christ,

I am not trying to

get back together.

Speaking of Satan incarnate.

-I'm sorry.

Amy:
Me too.

I don't know why I'm surprised.

I mean, I'm being

an idiot right?

It's over.

Is it?

What?

-What?

I...

I'm sorry, what

was the question?

Amy:
Nevermind, I probably

don't wanna know anyway.

Good night.

-You are a f***ing liar.

-I am not a liar, Amy!

I live in the truth.

It's you that makes up sh*t--

-excuse me, if you could

keep it in your pants

we would not even be here!

-Oh really, you know why

i can't keep my pants,

it's because you are

such a frigid b*tch

that I have no f***in' place--

-f*** you!

Oh my god, I'm so

sorry, are you okay?

I'm so sorry, oh my god.

-Amy, what are

you f***in' doing?

-I'm sorry--

Andrew:
Guys, guys, do

it again, take it again.

-I know we got

the f***in' take.

Amy, we're right in the

middle of the scene!

Do you not know how to

commit to the moment?

Andrew:
Take it again.

-No, I can't do this right now.

-No, Amy please, use this

to fuel your emotions.

-Yes, definitely,

actually acting, you know.

Mark:
Derek, Derek--

-mark, shut the f*** up!

Oh my god, listen, you

guys, thank you all

for your help and suggestions,

but please keep your

opinions to yourself

unless you are asked, okay.

Thank you, alright,

fine, let's go again.

-No, I can't do this

right now, I just--

-oh come on Amy, will

you grow the f*** up?

This is the problem

every god damn time!

It's an emotional

f***ing roller coaster

because you are not willing

to do it you f***ing c*nt!

Every time we--

-f***!

Andrew:
You okay?

-Andrew, what...?

What just, what

the f*** happened?

-I don't know, I have no idea.

-Did you arm the gag?

-No, no, no, I turned

it off before we,

right when we said cut.

I think I did.

-I mean, why the f*** is it?

-No, dude it's...

It's not even

f***ing plugged in.

-What do you mean it's not

plugged in? It just went off.

It has to be f***ing

plugged in, it just...

Well then, how did it f***ing--

-i don't know, I don't know.

It's off and I unplugged it.

Are you okay? -

Yeah, I'm fine.

Andrew:
Where's Amy?

-Seriously, that

was f***in' creepy.

Mark:
Seriously.

-It was a malfunction,

it happens.

-What? No...

You cannot say it was

a malfunction now

because you just told us

that there was no way

in hell it was a

f***in' malfunction.

-Well, clearly it happened,

so let's please just make sure

it doesn't happen

again, alright.

-At the same time

Amy lost her sh*t.

You think that's a coincidence

that it f***in' happened.

-It wasn't a ghost if

that's what you're saying,

I mean, I don't know

man, maybe the sound

of her voice

triggered the wiring.

-Right, the sound of her voice.

-What do you want me to say?

The house is

haunted, we're all gonna die.

-I just want you to admit

that it was f***in' creepy.

Creepy?

Mark:
Creepy.

Lily:
Yeah.

-Yes, it was very

f***in' creepy.

-Thank you.

Mark:
Sh*t,

f***in' again, Derek?

Carl:
I'm never

gonna sleep normal.

Carl:
That is Amy.

Yeah, yeah.

Carl:
Kill it, kill it.

Motherf***er.

Mark:
Son of a

b*tch, he's raping her!

Carl:
He is not.

Amy:
Why the

f*** did you stop?

A**hole, f*** you.

F*** you!

Carl:
Let's go. Come on.

Mark, come on.

Carl:

-Morning.

-Good morning.

-Good morning.

Mark:
Hey.

-Good morning, everybody.

-I'm sure it'll be fine.

Lily:
I mean, should i

smear, or should I just pat?

-Just dab it on a little bit.

Lily:
Does that

hurt when I touch?

-No, it's fine.

Lily:
It's too dark?

-Hmm. -Should

we try this one?

-Sure, try that one.

This may not even work.

We'll just write it

into the script.

Derek:
Amy?

Babe, are you out here?

Amy?

Amy!?

Oh sh*t.

Amy.

Amy?

Babe?

Sh*t, oh god. Baby, I think

you're sleepwalking again.

Oh sh*t, what happened

to your face?

You must've hit something.

Your eye's all banged

up, here, come inside.

-Oh yeah.

See that?

It's good.

Andrew:
It's

good, it'll work.

-Alright.

You're amazing, you know that?

You're gonna

scare everybody.

-Listen...

I know that it's been a

stressful couple days out here.

It's been a little bit trying

with the conditions as they are,

and we don't wanna get

caught up in the blame game

pointing fingers because we are

all in this together, okay?

So, in the interest of

keeping that collegial spirit

I say that we all

get cleaned up,

and head out onto

the road, route 4,

there's a little bar there,

and let's go get

ourselves sloppy drunk.

On my dime. Alright,

what do you say?

-I'll be in the Van.

Lily:
I'm gonna hit my head!

Carl:
You're only gonna hit

your head if you do it wrong.

Derek:
Look out,

look out, look out!

Oh!

Lily:
I've already

hit it before.

Derek:
Mark, come on! Put

the camera down for once.

Come have a drink,

have some fun.

Derek James, b*tch!

-Yes yes yes.

Mark:
No thanks.

-Mark, as director, you're

giving me the camera.

Give me the camera.

Derek:
To the man

behind the camera!

To the man behind the scenes.

And to all of you for an amazing

week and a half of shooting.

Well, I have some

rather big news

to share with everyone

at the table.

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