Found Footage 3D Page #7

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The illustrious and very

influential Scott weinberg

is coming to do a

story on the film.

Scott weinberg from fearnet?

Amy:
This film? Our film?

-Our film.

Andrew:
How in the

hell did you swing that?

-Oh, I have my ways.

Carl:
He's a swinger.

Andrew:
You lied to him...

-No, no, I told him the

god's honest truth, I swear.

Well, maybe not all of it.

-The last time he said

that I got herpes.

- What was that?

Andrew:
It's

gonna be a long day,

I'm just warning you.

-No, that's okay, I don't

mind, but I think that...

If you're talking

about production

in that kind of way then it's--

no, you made me miss! Derek!

-Carl, you saw

it, it was there--

Carl:
That didn't last

very long now, did it?

Andrew:
What

the f*** is this?

What the f***?

Mark:
Oh my god, oh no.

Andrew:
Did we get robbed?

Amy:
Oh my god.

Animals?

Lily:
I don't know,

it tore everything up.

Derek:
Something

must've got in.

Carl:
Look at my gear, man!

What the f***!?

Awe, it's just like

somebody f***in'

just trashed everything.

Everything's here.

What the f*** is that?

Ugh.

What is this?

Derek:
Somebody

must have broken in.

Lily:
Should

we call the cops?

Andrew:
We don't

have cell service

how the f*** are we

gonna call the cops?

-There's nobody out here.

Nobody comes out.

Is anything missing?

Lily:
I don't know.

Andrew:
No, nothing

of mine is missing

from what I can tell.

Amy:
I don't know.

Carl:
This is your

bullshit, right?

Derek:
No, it's not

my f***in' bullshit man.

Of course not.

-Of course not, of course not!

Why would it be my bullshit?

Why is none of your

stuff even touched?

-I was at the bar

the same as you!

I don't know why that's--

-it's coincidence, just

like all the other

crazy f***in' sh*t, right!?

-I'm out of here

tomorrow, I can't--

-oh great, oh yeah, who

are you kidding man?

You've been looking for an

excuse ever since day one.

-That's because you took us

to a f***in' haunted house!

-Oh my god.

-All this f***in' weird

sh*t has been happening

ever since we f***in' got here!

Since day one. You

had the crazy sh*t

with the dishes, with that!

F***in' Lily almost died!

And now all my sh*t

is covered in slime!

God knows what the

f*** is out there

making all those creepy

noises at night.

Derek:
Hey, shut up, Andrew.

Carl:
Hey, what did you say?

Carl:
No no Andrew,

don't shut up, what?

Andrew:
Nothing,

nevermind, nevermind.

-Okay, okay, so yeah,

that was you, great.

Fine, you know... good

luck with your movie.

I'm gonna go tomorrow, and

you know, god bless you.

Have fun. -Well,

you know what!

Good luck with your

Ben affleck movie

when you don't have

your f***in' gear!

-What are you---i

own your gear Carl!

-You gave me a f***in' loan.

-Right, and you didn't

pay that loan back,

so if you read the small

print in your contract

you would know that i

own your f***in' gear,

and maybe you should wake

up and open your eyes

next time. That gear is mine.

-You're a f***in' a**hole, man.

-Yeah, I'm a f***in'

a**hole? -Yeah.

You're a f***ing a**hole!

Andrew:
Guys, let's just

all go to sleep, shall we?

-Where is he gonna go?

-Mark, are you kidding me.

I told you not to

film that stuff.

Mark:
Sorry.

Derek:
Mark! Just turn

it the f*** off dude.

Mark:
Yeah.

-He's a big boy.

-He didn't have a car

is the only thing.

-I know, I know.

Maybe he hitchhiked,

maybe he called a friend.

I'm sure he's halfway

to El Paso by now. I...

It sucks, it really

f***in' sucks.

Mark:
Well, this part is on.

He always had these on too.

Derek:
Do they each

go on individually?

Mark:
No, he would hit

a button, is it this?

Oh, okay!

-Look at that,

you're a natural.

-Lily pad, the sound woman.

-Alright, well sh*t,

how hard can it be?

You just gotta hit record,

and point the microphone

at whoever's talkin'.

- Yeah.

Andrew:
Good

Amy, you ran, okay.

Derek:
No, no, it's

gotta be on her shoulder.

Andrew:
No, why would

it be on her shoulder?

-It's bouncing all over

the god damn place,

you can't even watch it.

-That'll look too planned.

No one who's running

for their life

will ever worry about getting--

-are you personally gonna

go into the theater,

and clean up all

the puke because

that's what's gonna happen

if you show it like that.

Especially in 3D, it's

gonna be barf city.

-I don't even understand

why she's still

holding the f***in' camera.

Why hasn't she thrown it away?

-Because the movie

would be over

if she puts the camera down!

-Fine, well, we

need to come up with

a halfway decent excuse as to

why she's still recording.

-She needs the light.

Andrew:
No, why is

she still recording?

-The light doesn't work

if she's not recording.

Andrew:
Yes it does.

-That audience

doesn't know that.

-Yes they do!

-Oh, thank you, oh I wondered!

The queen has spoken!

Now we know, oh good!

How about you mark!

Do you have something

you wanna add to this?

-Christ, I don't know what

everybody here started to think

this was some sort of democracy,

but we're doing it my

way, end of discussion!

I'm f***in' sick of this!

Alright, Amy get the camera.

We're putting it

on your shoulder,

and it's going to

be stable there.

Carl, roll sound!

Let's go!

Andrew:
Action.

-Honestly, why did your

brother even hire me?

I don't even understand

at this point.

He obviously wants to direct

the f***in' thing himself.

I mean, what is the point

of making the first 3D

found footage horror movie

if it's just gonna suck?

If it's just...

-Yeah, tensions are

high on any set,

but art, good art,

is never easy, and so yeah,

the long days do wear on you,

but I wouldn't trade my job

for any job in the world.

Mark:
Ok, thanks.

Amy:
That was

total horse sh*t.

Amy:
Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Derek:
What what what?!

Oh sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.

Andrew:
What

the f*** happened?

Derek:
She's bleeding,

she's bleeding!

-Derek, Derek, Derek.

Derek:
Awe f***!

-What the hell happened?

-Sorry, I don't

know, I don't know.

-Did an animal get her?

Derek:
I don't

know, god damn it.

-Are you bleeding

anywhere else?

-I don't know!

Derek:
It's okay, put

pressure on, put pressure on.

Andrew:
Amy, we're

taking you to the hospital.

-Yeah, oh my god!

Amy, Amy, Amy, it's okay.

Mark:
Andrew!

Andrew:
Yeah?

Mark:
Get her ID.

Andrew:
Got it!

-Take your time,

take your time.

Take it slow. You alright?

-Jesus Christ, you're

just giving her

the negative attention

she's after.

Mark:
What is that

supposed to mean?

-Why do you think

people cut themselves?

Mark:
She didn't cut herself.

-Right.

And she's never done

it before either.

Kid, you do not

know my wife nearly

as well as you think you do.

Amy:
Do you ever sleep?

- Again?

Amy:
What are you

watching this time?

An interview with

my mother about

what a massive disappointment

i turned out to be?

-I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

I should have never let you--

Amy:
It's fine, I'm

sorry I said that.

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