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Four Against the Bank Page #6
- Year:
- 2016
- 96 min
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Schumacher is our Mexican!
But how do we convince Zollner?
I've got it.
She's single.
- No!
While Zollner was interrogating me
she got a text message
from Eternity.
She's single and hunting.
And we'll provide her with prey.
Someone she doesn't
suspect of bank robbery.
Me?
No! No!
We're a team, Max.
I'm not going to prison, got it!
Count me out!
What about the cash?
- It's not worth it!
Some of us can't just
run back to daddy's checkbook!
It's not like that.
- You want your ass powdered with caviar!
I earned every penny! Every penny!
You gonna cry?
- Don't make me kick you.
You kicked me as I looked away.
- I'll make sure you look this time.
Okay, I'll look.
- Okay. Come on!
There's something on your nose.
- Where?
Want me to break your little arm?
- Oh God!
Okay, it's fine!
- What? You give up?
Should we intervene?
I give up! Oh God!
You're in this team till the day you die!
Till I die, and beyond, okay?
That wasn't so hard.
Freddie?
You're not writing.
- No, I'm cooking your favorite meal.
Come, have a taste.
- That's great, thanks!
Yummy! Yummy!
I can explain.
A poker club?
Do you take me for a fool?
How could you?
You're in deep sh*t!
Our girls could grow up without a dad!
- I wasn't totally honest with you.
I gambled with our savings a bit,
but the bank messed up!
It's the bank's fault now?
- Yes, actually.
That's just... unbelievable!
How dare you!
- Please stop.
I know I messed up,
but we just found a way
to get off the hook, keep the cash,
and blame it on a real bastard.
How much money is in the bag?
Two million.
I know what you're going to say.
- I'm so mad at you,
and we'll discuss just how mad I am
with a marriage counselor soon,
but just tell me one thing:
How can I help?
How can I help
so we can keep the money'?
- Of course you can, you twits.
If you're in trouble, so is my husband,
and neither of us want that.
We have to change the hair.
- Give me a minute.
So, take a look.
- I volunteer at a soup kitchen?
I've never done volunteer work.
- Zollner's a woman and so am I.
I know exactly what she wants
to see on a dating profile.
The other one.
We can't use your last name,
or she'll know you lost your money.
Parted in the center?
- Parted in the center? Maybe, yes.
So, your profile name is:
Mad Max.
- What?
And then maybe a dog.
- A dog?
A photo with a cute dog.
- No. I'm allergic.
A cat?
- Come on.
Yes, we need a cat.
- I'm on it.
OVERWORKED, UNDERRATED.
Thursday night at 8:00?
- 7:
45.And you're sure Schumacher...
He'll take Heidi.
- And his wife?
She's at a charity event.
She's coming! She said yes!
We've got one chance. Let's do it right.
- You think Heidi would like this?
I gave that to you for our anniversary.
- Relax, I know they're not real,
but Heidi won't know.
- They aren't? They were expensive!
FROM A SECRET ADMIRER
That's it?
- That's it.
You can handle that, right?
- Yeah.
And one of you needs
to get this on your wrist.
What does it mean?
- It's Japanese for "universe."
What if we have to describe the guy?
- Yeah, then what?
Wow!
That's the best meal
we've had in a while.
We should do this more often.
Get a babysitter, go out...
Yeah, or rob a bank
and frame a stranger.
I'm really sorry.
I should've told you the truth earlier.
I was just too proud,
or too stupid.
Maybe this whole mess is a sign.
- Yeah?
A sign that it's time
you finally get a new job.
A reliable job.
- Wait a minute. I'm an actor!
Not directly, but...
It's show time.
- What?
Welcome. May I take your coat?
But of course.
- Enjoy your meal.
Thanks.
- We will.
Pardon me.
- Watch it! Wait a minute.
Is this yours?
- I'm sorry.
Gloves?
- Pardon my husband.
He's such a klutz.
- I see.
The prices here
can give you the jitters.
How did it go?
- It was a piece of cake.
Here.
Careful.
Elisabeth?
Hi, I'm...
Mad Max.
- Yes, Max.
This is my first internet date, so...
You look enchanting.
- Thanks.
You're welcome.
Oh, yeah.
There you go.
Is everything okay?
- Yes, everything's fine.
I know that man.
A glass of champagne?
- A bottle.
If anything happens,
I'll call your cells.
Okay.
What's with the necklace?
I'd like to thank my secret admirer.
- Admirer?
I'll be sure to let him know.
- Are you role playing?
That's hot.
You're not my secret admirer.
You're my gardener.
And I'm a stripper.
Who desperately needs someone
to water her bush.
His wife is much younger.
She's not his wife.
She's one of his employees.
I know him from the news!
Didn't his bank get...
Not so loud.
- Sorry. Why not?
I'm investigating the case.
Um... Are you a police officer?
Yes.
I head a bank robbery task force.
Okay, that's heavy.
- It's okay if you run. Most men do.
Why would I?
- Who knows.
My profession seems to irritate men.
Well, I think it's,
as my mom would say: sexy.
With a soft "S"?
- Zexy.
Z- Zexy?
- Yeah.
Where'd you learn that?
I had an eventful adolescence.
- Fine with me,
as long as the alarm doesn't go off.
Rocky Balboa!
- Good work!
Touch my ass again and you're toast.
- Got it.
I always played detective as a kid.
See?
Thanks, but I'll have to stop
because you can't understand me.
Yeah.
- Okay, I'll concentrate.
I'll take a guess.
Oh yes, the man appears
to have blood on his fingers.
Or is that just his lover's lipstick?
No, he's definitely guilty.
- Really?
Nice try.
Yeah, but bank director, bank robber.
Aren't they the same in the end?
They are tonight, yes.
But seriously, did you ever consider it?
- What?
the most unlikely suspect
is the most likely suspect.
But what do I know?
All I know is, I'd have to rob a bank
to give a girl a necklace like that.
More champagne?
It's just a thought.
What about carpentry?
You've got a talent for furniture.
Remember the doll house you built
for the girls?
Would you ask a heart surgeon
to sell shoes?
Or ask an astronaut to make sausages?
You can't compare
heart surgery to acting.
Of course not.
Acting takes years of training.
OFFSHORE BANKING
Sh*t!
Are you okay?
- I...
swallowed my chewing gum.
Car.
Oh, sh*t!
Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!
Okay, I understand.
The thing is...
Chris can't move.
He can't move!
Crap! Hey, you have to get up!
- I can't!
I think I'm paralyzed.
Oh, God, I'm paralyzed!
I'll never f*** again!
It's not that bad, trust me.
- Not that bad?
Can you feel this?
Heinrich?
- Good, you're not paralyzed. It's shock.
I'll help you out of here, okay?
On three. One, two...
three!
Holy sh*t! Suzanne!
Chris!
You're Mrs Schumacher?
- Last time I checked.
God, was that a 7 iron?
- A 5 iron. Too much swing?
I didn't feel a thing.
- Can you tell me why you're in my house?
It's a long story.
- Do I want to hear it?
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