Four Against the Bank Page #5

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- Lie down!

We should've practiced.

- I should go first.

I have a trained voice. I can project.

- I can do it just as well!

Let's save the willie contest for later,

got it?

On the ground, people!

This is a robbery!

Where are the damn wires?

Who are you?

That's better.

Motherf***er!

If I hear even one peep,

I might just...

I said shut up!

There was a sound.

I heard it loud and clear...

Huh?

Everything's fine.

Who's got the gun?

Who's got the gun?

I do!

4-5-3-7-7... what?

What'?

- Seven.

Seven?

Three sevens? Are you sure?

If I see one of you idiots even blink,

then I'll introduce you to my gun,

is that clear?

This is a real gun!

It can do a lot of damage!

Sh*t! F***!

F***!

Did you know these are real bullets?

- Let's discuss that later.

You lied to me!

- The blanks were sold out! Forget it!

No, that's exactly why

I wanted to be the leader!

Houston, we have a problem.

- What?

If you're in here,

who's out there?

Oh, f***!

My fault.

- Come on!

I would've had it.

- We've got 20 seconds! Go!

Ten!

Five!

Where the hell is he?

- No idea.

Please, please, please!

This can't be happening!

Go!

Oh, God!

- I don't believe it!

Sh*t, it stalled!

- No!

Chris, start it and drive!

Get out and push! Go!

Push!

We are...

rich!

We're filthy rich!

Watch out, idiot!

If I ever see your ugly ass again...

- Definitely. I understand.

It was a stupid idea.

It won't happen again.

It looks like it was very well-prepared.

The two bank robbers knew

the bank had a lot of cash today.

Three.

- Pardon?

There were three perpetrators.

Write it down:

Perpetrators:
three.

The two men with guns,

and a third:
the distraction.

Probably also the driver.

- We'll do a composite sketch.

A waste of time.

They wore disguises.

How do you know?

- If they knew about the money,

they also knew

about the hundreds of cameras.

How much did they take?

About 2.1 million.

We'll get them.

Shall we say a few words'?

It was a good car. It wasn't the fastest,

or most reliable, but...

It burns!

Okay, boys.

Who's got the bags?

I thought you had them.

Okay, how much is it?

At least two million.

I wish I could've seen Schumacher's face!

Gentlemen, to us.

I've got to smell it first.

That smells like...

payback!

- Yeah!

This is better than jacking off!

You have a Hitler stash!

- What?

You look like the fuhrer, man!

What's wrong? Come on!

Come on, dance! Dance!

I think we have a tiny little problem.

You've got something on...

And on your...

Can you all see?

It may have been a surprise to you,

but I was expecting a bank robbery.

The homeless man who stormed the bank

last week was a piece of the puzzle.

That's why I had the bills

in the safe marked.

Hopefully the robbers will put the bills

into circulation today.

So we need to notify all banks,

gas stations and businesses.

If a toilet attendant collects

a marked bill in the boondocks,

I want to know about it.

I was afraid

we were dealing with pros,

but pros don't argue

and almost lose a gun to a civilian.

They're amateurs.

And right now they're nervous,

insecure and desperate.

And they're going mess up.

There must be something.

They always make a mistake.

Stop.

Zoom in on the wrist.

What the hell is that?

- That's the mistake.

You get the cash but it's useless.

I could've had my gym,

and women for the rest of my life.

I really feel like punching somebody.

- Oh, yeah!

It's not my fault.

- You must've known!

The bills are never marked.

I didn't know they'd pull out

the spray can the day we rob the bank!

You don't have to broadcast it.

We'll wait it out till the dust clears.

- The dust isn't going to clear!

Yes?

Yes, I remember you, Dr. Zollner.

How are you?

Yes, I saw that on television.

No problem.

She wants me to answer a few questions.

- We're all screwed!

Calm down. Hey, it's fine.

We knew this would happen.

Tobias has 50,000 eye witnesses,

including the pope.

- Right, the pope!

We have nothing to worry about.

Could you hold one second?

F***! It's Zollner!

Why is she calling you?

Yes, sorry about that. Yes?

Yes, I heard it on the radio.

Sure, no problem.

I'm happy to help-

You still think everything's okay?

No way!

She must have the wrong number.

Yes?

Yes, I saw it on the radio.

Okay.

Okay, then have a nice day.

Sorry, guys.

I'm sure everything will be fine.

So, why do you streak naked?

Like I said,

because I'm depressed.

So you streak naked in front of

thousands of people and the pope?

I got caught up in the moment.

I had to feel the holy wind...

on my naked, vulnerable body,

whipping me, giving me solace.

Do you know what I can't stand?

When men like you

take women like me for a fool.

I don't take you for a fool.

All I'm trying to say is

I'm not the only man with this tattoo.

- According to your file,

you're a violent man

who takes what he needs.

Our video shows a man with your tattoo

stealing 2.1 million euros.

Doesn't that seem strange?

You told me you made a deposit.

Yes.

- You lied.

I was pretty rattled.

That bum came storming in...

- Rattled?

I needed validation.

Validation from the very top.

And who's higher than the pope?

You seem nervous.

- May I have a glass of water?

No.

- Okay.

Help me out.

- Okay.

If the bank fired me and I wanted

to rob it to get my revenge,

I'd find people to do the dirty work

and make sure I had an air tight alibi.

What are you trying to say?

- Well...

A bum storms into a bank.

You're there, but don't make a deposit.

Instead, you have the chance to see

how long it takes the police to arrive.

If you had any hard evidence against me,

I'd be in handcuffs.

You're right.

We don't have hard evidence.

You're free to go.

Really? Thanks.

One more thing.

Do you know this man?

No.

When I said "no,"

I meant "yes."

Then why did you say "no"?

So you do know him?

- Yes, but I haven't seen him in ages.

Anything else?

- No, that's all.

You've been a great help.

- Glad to hear it.

Bullet & Podolski.

In the bank you said you just

had one of those faces.

You lied about that as well.

Right?

Were you followed?

- No.

Why would anyone follow me?

- You're our accomplice, you windbag.

I'm taking you down with me.

- That's enough!

They'll only catch us if we use the cash.

Should we just flush 2.1 million euros

down the toilet?

The bills are marked so they're useless.

When do they stop looking for the cash?

They stop looking

when they catch the robbers.

When Zollner has the robbers,

they'll stop looking for the money'?

All we have to do is

frame someone else for the robbery.

Bullet & Podolski. Season 2, episode 6.

- No!

Jog my memory.

- The stolen Ferrari.

They tried to frame the Mexican for it.

- Yeah!

That's it! The Mexican!

That was a damn good episode.

We just have get Zollner

to think someone else did it.

Heinrich Schumacher.

- Who?

Schumacher is a disgusting,

heartless, greedy bastard,

who's got access to the whole bank.

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