Four Against the Bank Page #4

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I'm utilizing my talents.

- Then why didn't you screw him?

You think you're hot sh*t

because you studied?

What's your highest degree?

A driver's license?

I've got a masters from Heidelberg, so...

Pull yourselves together.

Just a few more days,

and then we go our separate ways.

Now shake hands.

Shake hands. Both of you.

Just rise above it.

Luckily it was just a false alarm.

- You can never be too sure.

I'd like to see an overview

of all teller transactions.

Is that really necessary?

Our client's privacy...

- I don't want to know amounts.

I want a list of who was here,

and what transactions took place, okay?

Tell me, Dr. Zollner...

Do you mind if I call you Lizzy?

I don't know when you're off duty, but...

I know a cute Italian place.

- Really?

What a coincidence.

I know a cute Italian too.

Massimo?

Would you accompany Mr Schumacher

to his office?

Hey, buddy. Want a Rolex?

- Keep moving.

Chris?

Chris "Iron Fist" Hoffmann!

Is it really you?

Twiggy! Rolfi!

I haven't seen you guys in forever!

Not long enough for me

to forget your ugly mug!

What an ugly mug!

- Yeah, I heard you were in prison.

Three years in Moabit.

But they were the best years of my life.

- Mine too. It was great.

We miss you.

The old gang and all.

What's new with you?

- Yeah.

Oh!

I've got a new life, new future,

new woman! I'm opening my own gym.

Wow!

- No sh*t!

Chris is a real businessman, like us!

- Right!

Awesome!

Why are we doing this here?

- Long term parking.

By the time they realize their car's

been stolen, we'll be long gone.

What happens if we find an unlocked car?

- Then Tobias will hot-wire it.

You know how to hot-wire a car?

- You bet your ass, I can.

I love the new Tobias. High five!

What's that?

- This?

I tattooed it myself.

It's Japanese for...

"Universe."

- "Universe?"

How stupid is that?

- Stupid?

It's retarded to tattoo yourself.

- Retarded?

Are you deaf, Grandpa? It hurts, it's...

- That's it.

You've insulted me.

I'm gonna rearrange your face.

Give it a try, Grandpa.

You'd better order a new hip.

Stay still! Stay still!

My crane is legendary.

- Hey, I found one!

Sorry! I thought we were fighting!

- I've got Band-Aids.

Can you guys focus for one second.

Come on!

When you said you knew

how to hot-wire a car...

He can do it.

You've done it before, right?

Technically, I've only seen it done.

What'? Don't tell me you saw it on

Bullet & Podolski!

Oh, man! I take it all back!

The new Tobias has a screw loose!

- Hey, my screws are all... tight.

Season 6, episode 3.

- The one with the blonde secretary?

No, the one with the transvestite's

donor kidney in the trash compactor.

Donor kidney?

- I don't believe it! -Me neither!

Hey, I did a hell of a job

at the bank!

Nobody believed in me!

If I say I can do it, I can do it!

I did it! I did it!

- He did it!

You did it!

I told you he could do it!

- I did it!

CHECKOU That'll be 87,50, please.

- Sure.

Do we have any money?

I'll pay with my card.

- No cards.

They can trace it back to you.

You can't use a card.

One moment.

What are we going to do?

- Just smash through the barrier.

She already saw my face.

Please don't say you have to kill her.

Can he read minds?

- Any ideas, leader?

Can you seduce her?

- What?

No, that's not my strong suit.

I usually just crash and burn.

Even better. Crash and burn

as hard as you possibly can.

Feed her your best line!

- I don't have any.

You don't have any?

- He doesn't have any!

Whatever, just do something! Go!

Excuse me,

would you have coffee with me?

I mean, would you have sex with me?

No, have coffee, but no sex?

Unless you'd like to have sex.

I have condoms. One condom.

Do I need more than one?

- Keep going!

I won't leave here without a date.

You can choose:
coffee with sex,

or without sex, or maybe with sex...

Never park here again.

Okay.

We've got a getaway car! Hey!

She didn't like me.

- Sure she did!

Didn't you see how she looked at you?

- She wanted to marry you!

Okay, here's the plan.

At exactly 11:
00,

when code man Ralf

goes to the bathroom

to have a nice dump,

Chris makes a scene

in the lobby.

I distract Laurel and Hardy

from security:

"Hey, you guys!"

And they take me outside,

in front of the bank.

- I make my way over here and wait.

While I make my way to the bathroom,

to get the code

from our little pooper,

while Max...

While I wait for Peter's signal.

Do the signal.

Hey, we're in a bank,

not a forest!

Whatever! I'll think of something else.

- Okay.

So, I wait for Max's signal.

Do a signal.

Let's go, buffalo!

- Now that's a signal!

I'll cuff Laurel and Hardy

to the glass doors,

and jump in the getaway car.

- Then it goes really fast.

I grab all the cash,

and we leave

through this side exit.

Where I'll be waiting to escape with you

into the urban jungle.

And even if any of these bank idiots

hits the alarm,

we'll be in and out

in less than 4 minutes.

It's brilliant. It's brilliant!

Is that good, or is that good?

- It's double good!

What about me?

- What about you?

Well, where am I?

I don't even have a doll.

You don't want me there.

You jerks don't want me there!

I'm the insider, damn it!

I organized the car and the keys, and...

- Calm down.

It's not like that.

- Then where's my doll?

After we do the robbery,

that task force chick...

Zollner.

- Then Zollner will show up.

She'll go through her list

of everyone with a motive.

And who has a better motive than you?

Am I supposed to just wait at home?

- You need an airtight alibi.

Throw a little party that day.

- Sure, a party.

I'm not exactly a party animal,

if you haven't noticed.

Don't sell yourself short!

We need a place where

lots of people see you,

and testify they were with you

at the time of the robbery.

Or that you were with them.

POPE VISI Can someone please tell me

what's going on here?

JESUS GIVE ME STRENGTH

SECURITY AND MONEY TRANSPOR Peace be with you, brother.

I've seen him six times already.

His voice speaks through me.

Here, feel.

Can you feel his energy

flowing through me?

Morning, Ralf.

Is it 11:
00 already?

Death to banks!

We're coming for our money!

They take our hard-earned money,

and wipe their white,

capitalist asses with it!

And their sh*t sticks to our money!

Can't you smell it?

Hey, fatty! Go away!

I'm giving a lecture!

It's a free country!

Buy yourself a ticket by the entrance!

Laurel and Hardy!

Don't worry.

The Holy Father is never late.

He is ultimate perfection.

The light of the sun in the firmament,

as deep as the ocean...

Ralf Niester,

this is an armed robbery!

Give me the code for the safe room. Now!

- Dieter, is that you?

Let me take a sh*t in peace!

Yippie ki yay, motherf***er.

The code.

I can do it!

I can do it!

They're counting on me.

Hey, fatty!

Come and get me!

Looking for this?

Good night!

Nobody move!

- Everybody on the floor!

Hands up!

- Both hands!

Freeze!

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