Frankenhooker Page #5

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Hows about if you and I

just skip out.

To some place a little

more.. Intimate.

Oop!

Zorro said you have thirty minutes

with the girl you pick.

But you gotta pick.

Coz the rest of us gotta go.

Whatever baby.

Look...

Why don't you and I...

We can sit right over here.

Are we gettin' paid?

Oh. Baby...

It's not right...

A woman like you...

You're...

Beautiful.

Go protected.

All alone.

In a city like this.

There's sharks all around.

Folks, who could just as easily

prey upon a woman

as unusual as you.

A woman so distinctively different.

Somebody's gotta take care of you.

Somebody like me,

who can protect you.

Somebody who'll understand your needs...

..Who are strong.

Honey, in case you aint noticed...

I not only got all the right parts...

But I got 'em in all the right places!

Oh I noticed...

I noticed.

Ohh.. I noticed.

Uh! Honey!

Look at Miss Thang.

Anyone got a stamp?

Ohh Pavelarna Drake!

Mother of Harlots.

And abomned nations of the earth.

Are we sure unto thee, the judgment

of the Grey whore,

the woman arrayed in purple and Scarlett.

Things of the earth

has committed fornications.

And lived illiciously with her.

They shall whale and lament

when they see the smoke

of her burning.

So, you've seen her?

She's in the Bar!

God bless.

Who the f*** are you?

How come you know about

me and Jersey Boy?

This aint your tattoo.

This aint your arm!

Where'd you get this arm?

This is one of my b*tches arm!

Who the f*** are you?

Coming through.

I'm a Doctor.

Alright?

Let me through.

Just step to the side.

Take it easy.

It's like...

It's like a soccer game.

Elisabeth!

Elisabeth!

Jersey Boy.

Christ Elisabeth.

I didn't bring you back to have you

hang out in a joint like this.

Now come on.

We're going home.

Let's go.

I told you! I told you!

OK. Come on.

Just put one...

I know.

One step in front of the other.

That's right!

Yes! I told you!

I know you did.

I told you! I told you!

Don't bump your head. That's right.

Nice and easy.

Yes! I told you!

I know you did.

OK. Thank you!

I told you!

That's a good man.

Yes! Yes! I told you!

Thank you.

I told you! I told you!

Taxi!

Oh god Elisabeth.

I didn't want things to

turn out this way.

I didn't want you

to turn out this way.

Elisabeth.

Please!

Elisabeth.

I know you're not a hooker.

You're not a hooker Elisabeth.

You're not! You're not!

Of course I'm not.

Why in the world would you ever

say anything like that, Jeffrey?

Elisabeth.

Elisabeth, is that..

Is that you?

What are we doing here?

What happened to Mom and Dad

and the party?

I...

I...

You don't remember?

The Lawnmower!

Oh God! What's happened to me?

You were...

You were gone.

A coma?

Worse.

Dead?

I brought you back Elisabeth.

I brought you back to life.

How?

Oh, a bunch of things.

I've got it all written down over there.

This is fantastic.

This is incredible!

What a miracle.

You have to share this

with the rest of the world

No. No.

It's half a miracle. I.. I..

My.. My blood serum is estrogen based.

I mean I can only bring back women.

Oh.. But just think of

how many people you can save.

Jeffrey. I'm so proud of you.

So very very proud of you.

These aren't my arms!

This isn't my hand.

These aren't my legs!

This isn't my breast!

Look at me!

What have you done?

Take it easy alright?

Just calm down.

I can explain everything.

I had to make a few changes.

That's all.

There wasn't enough of you left

to fry an egg with.

But I feel so strange.

As if there were so many

different women

inside of me.

Alright. Maybe I had to do

a few unorthodox things.

But, you know...

Thing's didn't turn out so bad.

I mean...

I love you.

I love you.

And you're alive.

And I love you Elisabeth.

Now, more than ever.

I love you.

And we're gonna spend

the rest of our lives together.

Me and you.

Oh god!

Why did you do this?

Who are you?

No. No. No. No.

The question is who are you?

And for what happened here

your ass is mine.

And I'm taking possession right now!

You hear me, honey?

You hear me Crystal?

Do you hear me Angel?

Chartreuse?

Snow?

Sugar?

Monkey?

I know you all in there.

Everyone of you.

Well, Zorro's here

to take care of you again.

And Zorro knows what you need

to get in the right state of mind.

Some of this sweet, sweet rock.

What the f***?

Oh sh*t!

Get the f*** away from me!

Get the f*** away from me!

Anybody got a stamp?

Jeffrey!

I have an idea.

Jeffrey!

Yuhuu!

Wake up.

You awake?

Elisabeth.

Jeffrey!

What happened?

Some man named Zorro came by here.

Zorro?

What? Here?

Yes.

Jeffrey, you were...

You were gone.

Dead?

How did...

What...

Well, you kept very good notes.

And of course I used

living parts.

Living parts?

What do you mean?

Living parts?

Holy sh*t.

That's.. Not my hand.

What are these b*obs?

Elisabeth!

What did you do to me?

I can explain.

Obviously, since your serum only works

on female body parts

I couldn't reuse your old body

or even Zorro's.

So naturally I had to make changes.

No! Look!

Where's my Johnson?

What did you do to me, Elisabeth?

Granted.

What I did may have been

a bit unorthodox...

But, Hey!

You look great.

And you're alive.

And you're back with me

and I love you.

I love you Jeffrey

and we're together again.

All of us.

Together again.

Together again.

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