Frankenhooker Page #4

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a little trip to New Jersey.

It's just right over the bridge.

I've got an estrogen based

blood serum there.

It's gonna do wonders for you.

It'll make you feel

like little girls again.

Just trust me.

Alright?

Just be quiet.

Relax...

It's gonna be alright.

Oh, you're gonna get another shoe.

Alright.

Oh Jesus.

Chinese girl.

Alright, OK.

I'm gonna get new clothes.

Just relax.

This is well done.

Alright.

It's a close shave.

Holy Jesus!

I gotta work fast.

Not usable.

It's like a mans hand.

This piece.. This is...

Everything we have.

OK.

Too soft.

OK. What's this?

These? No!

No good.

Mutton Jeff.

Alright, these two?

- Maybe.

- Wait a minute.

- Them!

- Alright.

Alright.

Where are they?

Where are the perfect ones?

Just stand there!

How the hell did that

get in there?

Alright.

Ahh. Now this...

This is what I'm

talking about now!

Here it is.

Okay!

We got it.

Nice.

Oh my god.

Bunions!

Now, just one final detail.

Well...

This is it, Elisabeth.

This is the moment

we've been waiting for.

Just give me a couple of seconds.

Okay.

It's alright.

That's good.

Now just relax!

Gonna get to each and

everyone of you

as soon as I can

just like I promised.

It's alright.

That's it.

Ohh!

Okay!

But tonight belongs to Elisabeth.

Oh god, Elisabeth.

I love you so much.

I hope I'm doing the right thing.

I mean...

I know that things

will never be the same again.

As before, but...

I mean, who knows?

Maybe.. Maybe it'll be better.

I don't know.

But I do know

I'll have you back with me.

And I'll never let anything ever

hurt you again.

I promise.

For as long as I live

you'll be safe.

Whup. Wohuo.

OK. It's alright.

No harm done.

Everythings okay.

No blood.

Nothing's broken.

It's time.

Good luck.

Elisabeth?

Elisabeth.

Want a date?!

Going out?!

Looking for some action?!

Need some company?!

No. Wait wait huh?

It's.. It's Jeffrey.

Jeffrey

Got any money?!

Money? No.

I dont.. I don't have any money.

Oh my god!

It's a girl!

Ohh!

Oh my!

Elisabeth?

Elisabeth!

Where are you?

Oh my god!

Elisabeth!!

What did she want a date for?

She wants money.

She wants my money.

Oh my god, no.

Oh no, no.

No. Wait a minute.

You're not gonna go back there!

Elisabeth!

Want a date?

You going out?

No thanks. I'm on my way home,

but thanks anyway.

Well well.

Look at the lady in purple.

What's rockin' you?

You looking for some action?

Hey, get your hands off me.

Babe!!

Need some company?

Lonely?

Got any money?

Jeffrey!

We've only got a few minutes left

before we hit the streets.

Have you found

your perfect woman yet?

Whoa! Yes god!

Yes..Yes..

Take me.

Yes!

Holy...

Are you a Pasties?

I love Pasties.

Where are you taking me?

Oh. Oh. Oh!

I know this place.

I know this place.

I love this place!

I've been here before.

Oh Yes!

Yes.. Yes..

We'd like a room.

..Like a room.

Oh, sweet mother of..

Look!

Zorro said you have thirty minutes

with the girl you pick.

But you gotta pick.

Coz the rest of us gotta go!

This is great!

I love that.

She's so anxious.

Wait! I've got the key.

Don't start without me.

Boy. Oh boy!

Better!

Bed?

Whau!!

Ha ha ha haa!!

That's great. I love it.

I love it.

This is terrific!

Do.. Do more.

Do more!

OK girls!

Listen up!

This here is Jersey Boy.

Doctor Jersey Boy.

But you can call him Jeffrey.

You wanna play Doctor!

Doctor!!

Me Doctor.. You Nurse.

Ha ha haa!!

Oh! This is great!

What a great idea.

Paging Dr. Jeffrey.

Paging Dr. Jeffrey!!

Oh. This is great.

Oh. Mother...

- Yes.

- Yes!

Oh Jeffrey!

Don't be selfish, lover!

Hold 'em still.

Give it here!

Jeffrey.

Jumbo heaven!!

Is it sort of hot in here?

Aahh!

All Right!

Ohh...

That was wonderful.

Hey!

'Scuse me?

'Scuse me?

Listen.

I'm looking for a very tall

attractive woman.

She's purple and she's got fresh

scars on her.

'Scuse me.

Pal.

I'm looking for a.. a..

Tall attractive..

Well, she's got a sexy purple outfit on.

She's got a scar on her neck.

She's very sick!

Hey!

Excuse me?

Please.

You gotta help me out here.

I'm looking for my girlfriend.

She's very sick.

I gotta get her

her medicine.

She's tall.

She's got..Ehh..

She's purple.

She's got some scars on her.

A purple outfit.

Have you seen her around here?

What are you talking about?!

What are you?

Some kind of a Swede?!

You're talking to me in Swedish

in Times Square!

Elisabeth!

Hey!

Hey Doll-face!

How about those Mets?

Well. Actually I'm not to fond

of organized sports.

I'm more of a one on one

type guy.

I kinda prefer a certain

indoor sport.

You know what I mean?

I bet if I Ehh...

Stick my tongue down your throat.

Fifty bucks!

Just like that!

You're looking for some company

this evening?

What's happening, sugar?

Listen. Girls.

I need some help.

Oh, I'm sure I can help you.

I know I can.

I'm looking for a tall purple girl.

She's got a black forearm..

And.. And fresh stitches..

We got handcuffs, whips,

enemas, d*ldos,

rags, chain-link, barbed wire...

And feathers.

She's also got a tattoo on her arm.

It's a "Z".

In a circle.

That's one of Zorro's girls.

They're all gone.

They're dead.

No, they're not.

They are coming back!

They're gonna be back

in a couple of weeks.

What do you know about this, huh?

Oh! What do you

f***ing know about this, huh?

What do you dress like that for man?

To do the right thing.

Did you do the f***in' right thing?

That's the question.

Did you do the right thing?

I'm going to the hospital now.

I gotta go to my emergency room.

I'll put you in the f***ing emergency room.

What are you?

A sick son of a b*tch!

- Party!!

- Party!!

Wanna party?

Jersey Boy here wants a twosome.

Lonely?

Need some company?

Goin' out?

Want a date?

Party!

Got any money?

I dont know.

They didn't leave.

They didn't go nowhere.

They just blew up.

Blew up?

F***ing exploded.

One minute, they are my b*tches.

The next they are pieces all over!

Well...

When a man loses he's ho's...

He loses everything!

I didn't lose 'em man!

They just blew up!

That's what happened man!

Yeah Zorro.

I'll catch you later.

Brush it up with you

and them bloomin' b*tches.

Holy sh*t girls!

It's Jones!

Super Jones!

A whole shitload of Jones!

One of these days I'm gonna get

sick and tired of this sh*t

and let one of you pugs win.

Hey Spike!

What the hell is that?

Well hello baby!

Pretzels good!

Hey babe!

For your own good...

Go easy on those Pretzels.

Now, I know that I never saw you

here before.

Of course...

I would have most

surely remembered.

Are you gonna take

my temperature Doc?!

I bet you got a big thermometer!

Uhh.. Baby!

I just loves a woman

who knows what she wants.

OK. Girls.

Listen up!

This here is Jersey Boy.

Doctor Jersey Boy.

But you can call him Jeffrey.

Zorro told you

all about Jeffrey.

It's his party and he wants to play Doctor.

Oh yeah!

Hey babe...

There's way to many freaks

in this joint.

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