Frankenhooker Page #3

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Yeah, yeah.

Tomorrow night.

My girls are the best.

The best to look at.

The best for fun.

A few minutes may cost

you a thousand dollars.

You want the best,

you gotta pay.

Well, you know,

I'm sure we can agree on a price.

Yeah, let's talk business, my friend

By the way, Ehh...

How much does one of those

little plastic bags cost?

One of these?

Yeah.

What? Are you crazy?

What the hell

are you talking about?

I am talking about women

controlled by drugs.

And dying from them.

I'm talking about women

selling their bodies

because they no longer

have any other choice.

I am talking about human beings

who need protection.

And you honestly believe

that legalizing prostitution

is gonna somehow magically

make all of these problems

disappear!

Well, it's a start.

Alright. What's next?

Let the government issue them condoms?

Let the taxpayers pay for the hotels.

Don't laugh.

Don't laugh.

She's right.

She's right.

This crack sh*t's killin' em!

This supercrack will get

the job done a lot quicker.

And without any pain.

Of course it may get a bit hot.

The name of your organization

is H.O.O.K.E.R, isn't it?

It's called:
Hold on to our knowledge

of equal rights.

And if you run that film

you'll get a hint of what it's

like on the streets

for these women.

Throw it Lou.

Where's the money?

Where's the money, b*tch?!

Where is it, huh?

Where's the money?

Where's my money? Huh?

Where is it, huh?!

Where is it, huh?!

Where is it?!

Where's the money?!

Jeffrey!!

All right.

Take it easy now.

Don't flip out. Don't flip out.

Just relax.

You gotta do the drill.

You do the drill

and you're gonna feel much better now.

Reverse. It's on reverse.

I mean, it's not like

I'm committing murder.

I'm not killing anybody.

The crack is what's gonna kill 'em.

Hell, it's killing them already.

I'm just speeding up

the process, that's all.

I'm not.. I'm not shooting anyone.

I'm not stabbing anyone.

I'm merely gonna place a lethal form

of crack in their presence.

They don't have to take it.

Nobody has a gun to their head.

If they don't wanna do it, they can...

just say no.

The super crack is placed

on the pre-heated hot-plate.

Tube into cage.

Now we begin.

Now we have a nice cloud.

Nice indeed.

Now, that's right.

Look how sexy you are.

I bet you get a thousand dollars a night.

Can I buy you a drink?

Is the hotel nearby?

Can we get there by walking?

Now, if you want a guinea pig,

I'd jump in that cage myself.

Yes, you know the moves.

Those moves

are thousand dollar moves.

Now, take a nice..

Deep breath!

Holy Jesus Christ.

This could get ugly.

Hey!

Jersey Boy.

All set?

All set.

OK girls. Listen up.

This here is Jersey Boy.

Doctor Jersey Boy.

But you can call him Jeffrey.

Jeffrey,

this is Angel.

- Hi.- Krystal.

- Hello.

Amber you already met.

Nice to see you again.

- Anise.

- How do you do?

- Chartreuse.

- Pleasure.

- Snow.

- Hello

Sugar and Monkey.

Now, girls...

Zorro told you all about Jeffrey.

It's his party

and he wants to play doctor.

Now, if Jeffrey wants

anything more than that

you gotta let me know.

Because Jeffrey is a

good personal friend of Zorro's.

And he's gettin' a special rate.

Understood?

Yes Maam!

OK Jeff.

How you wanna work this?

Ehh...

Well.

Let's start with the...

Legs.. Shall we?

Ohh, I don't...

This is...

Oh, this is...

Excellent.

This is a perfect eighteen

in diameter.

Uhu?!

Now this is...

This is unfortunate.

And so crude.

Honey, you aint seen nothing.

Wait til you see the one on my groin.

Awesome.

Utterly awesome.

Nice buoyancy too.

Ahh, gout free.

Fine.

Wanna take my temperature, Doc?

I bet you've got a big thermometer.

This lactiferous gland is almost perfect.

They're yours

if you want 'em, Doc.

..And divided by Pi...

OK. Hold still.

This reminds me of

the Saint Louis arch.

Excellent!

Oh, this is fine.

Very good!

Oh, very nice.

These are good looking.

Clean shaven too.

Mmm, nice.

Ahh, now these.

Very nice.

I like these very much.

I'm gonna need some more voltage

to get this to work.

Hey Zorro!

What's up?

Just waiting for my b*tches.

They should be down

in a few minutes.

Oh, good!

Jeffrey, we only got a few minutes

before we hit the streets.

Have you found

your perfect woman yet?

Look...

Zorro said you're allowed thirty

minutes to get a pick.

But you gotta pick.

The rest of us gotta go.

I can't...

I can't pick, I...

Look I'm sorry. I...

You're all very nice.

You've been very nice,

but I can't do it. I...

I can't go through with this.

I'm.. I'm not even sure

that this would work.

Oh God, Elisabeth...

What the hell is he talking about?

And who the f*** is Elisabeth?!

Are we getting paid?

Listen Jersey Boy...

You got the money!

Money huh?

You talking about money!

I'm talking about human life.

You want money?

Here...

Here you go.

Take the god damned money.

Don't you see what I'm trying to do?

What do you thinks been going on here?

Yeah, everybody play with the money.

Play with the dirty money.

Whoa!

Oh sh*t!

What's this?

Holy sh*t!

It's drugs!

It's super drugs!

Holy sh*t!

Wait.. Wait..

Put that back.

That's supposed to be for the winner.

Look at this girls.

The party aint over yet.

Give me that.

That's dangerous.

Jeffrey, you devil.

Give it to me.

Give it back.

Now!

Come on girls.

Let's get 'em.

Pull me up.

Pull me up, quickly.

Don't.. Don't smoke it.

Now listen to me...

Oh, we need some music.

Yeah!

Oh no, not the devil's music.

Turn it off.

It's no good.

It's a deadly mixture.

Please, it's killing you.

Some things you shouldn't be doing.

God, please...

Don't smoke that.

I'm telling you.

It's not what you think.

Please, there are programs

you can check into.

You can get off it.

Stop that.

That's not natural.

Wait a minute.

For cryin' out loud.

You're like cats with catnip.

Just stop that.

Your body wasn't meant

to do that!

The poser f***in' with me.

Just gone on too long.

Don't do it.

You're gonna die!

Whoa!

- Oh god!

- She's gonna blow!

She gonna blow!!

Duck and cover.

Isn't it awfully hot in here?

Take it easy.

Yo! Jeffrey!

Move it out!

Open up!

Open up!

Open up!

Open up this god damned door!

Amber! Open up!

Open the door.

Let me in.

Open the door.

I'm gonna knock this door down!

What the f***!

What the f*** is goin' on

in there?

Oh, the humanity.

It's crashing.

It's burning.

I'm sorry!

Jeffrey?!

Die scumbag!!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh Jesus!

Oh, I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

Everybody I'm sorry!

I didn't mean for this to happen.

It was an accident.

Look...

I want.. I want to apologize

to everybody here.

Please.

I'm gonna put everyone back together.

I promise you!

But first I'm going to put

Elisabeth back together

because that's.. that's the whole

point of this.

And then I'm gonna

take care of everybody.

I'm gonna get to everybody.

Just take it easy.

I guess we're gonna take

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