Frat Party Page #8

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Okay, Mom, it was not my fault.

- Well...

- Son... son, listen.

We're gonna go

down to the city

and we're gonna find ourselves

a nice show to go to

and then we're going

to find a nice little bar

- where we can get stinking drunk.

- That's for sure.

And then we're going to go back

to our nice little hotel room and pass out.

Tomorrow morning,

we may be a little hung-over,

but we're going to go

to a nice breakfast

and then we're going

to maybe go shopping.

- Maybe.

- And then we are going to leave.

So, if you'd like to come

out to the house some time

and tell us what this was all about,

that'd be great

because right now,

we are just flat batshit confused.

Oh, you just really

screwed things up here, honey.

You really screwed the pooch

and I am really pissed at you.

- I am really pissed at you, Duffy...

- He knows, honey.

(mother stammering)

I'll... I'll email you.

Michela, what happened?

Duffy, you screwed up my life.

Hi, Duffy.

Hi, Beverly.

(rock music playing)

(rock music playing)

Kelly:

I love you so much, Duffy.

Thanks so much for this vacation.

It's amazing.

You are so welcome.

Thanks for coming.

Hey, um...

I'm sorry about your wedding.

But it all turned out

for the best, right?

(sighs)

Definitely did.

Let's just, uh...

let's relax, okay?

I mean...

I'm better than that stupid

foreign rich b*tch, anyway.

So much better.

We've always had fun,

haven't we, Duffy?

More fun than I can handle.

And our sex is amazing.

Actually, yeah, it's...

it's the best I've ever had.

- (laughs)

- You like that? It's so...

Are you hungry?

Um... yeah.

- Okay.

- Let's go eat.

Good.

(rock music playing)

# I've got a Cisco feeling #

# I've got a summer feeling... #

Hey Duffy, didn't you say you used

to come here with Adriana all the time?

Yeah, it was our favorite place.

- How was that?

- Man:
It was good, it was good.

- You want some?

- Mm-mm.

- No? Baby.

- Adriana:
Mm-mm.

Hey.

(gasps)

Duff.

- What happened?

- Hey, it's Princess Charming.

Duffy, come on, let's go.

Let's not make a scene, okay?

Hey, princess,

can you go tickle your toes

down to the beach?

Shut your face, Stefano.

No one... no one wants you here

in the first place, okay?

- Adriana:
Okay...

- No, listen. This guy,

he locked me up in the frat house.

I couldn't make the plane

- to get to the wedding.

- You know what? I don't want to hear it.

Okay? It's too late.

- He locked me up.

- Oh, yeah?

He locked you up?

You know what? He told me everything.

Okay? He locked you

in a sex dungeon...

the sex dungeon

that you were already in.

No, it wasn't...

it wasn't a sex dungeon.

- Okay, explain. Do. Please.

- It was a frat house...

- sex dungeon, but it...

- And who was there, hmm?

A lot of people like this guy.

And who else, hmm?

Who else was there, huh?

Like maybe who

you're with right now?

Huh? You're so predictable, Duffy.

Give me a break.

Oh, excuse me for a second.

Hey, Kell. What's up?

Hey, Adriana.

Always a pleasure.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, princess, I think it's time

for you two to go home.

Why do you keep

calling me "princess"?

Stefano:
Why? 'Cause you came out

of the womb as a woman, that's why.

- That's 'cause you have a crush on me.

- Stefano:
Why don't you guys

- go to the beach and braid your hair?

- Why don't you go wax your chest again?

You're lucky I'm...

you're a short little tiny man.

'Cause if you weren't, I would come over

there and punch you in your nipple.

- Father:
Boys! Boys!

- (all chattering)

Adriana:

Just stop it now. Enough.

This guy?

Adriana, I love you.

Duff, come on. Stop.

It's too late. All right?

Duffy, you're an a**hole.

(chuckling)

It's always been you, Adriana.

I love you.

- I love you.

- You know what, Duffy?

Screw you.

You're a dick.

What are you looking at?

Just go run after Kelly, okay?

Just go, all right?

You know what?

I'm... not in love

with you anymore.

Wow.

(soft rock music playing)

F***!

Hey.

# As the moments passed us by #

# Somewhere along the way #

# We lost sight #

# Of the important things in life #

# Like time #

# And "I love yous" #

# Seem to settle #

# Around goodbyes #

# So what were you

supposed to be #

# When you grew up? #

# As your life in scenes,

it flashes #

# Right before your eyes #

# 'Cause there are #

# No heroes #

# And this is your life #

# This is what's wrong #

# You're the big fish #

# In the small pond #

# And this is your world #

# It's where you belong #

# Inside, you are hollow #

# The damage is done #

# And this is your world #

# Before we fade away #

# Before we fade away... #

- (chatting)

- Father:
That's a good thing.

- Stefano:
It is.

- Stefano?

- Yeah?

- Let me go talk to Duffy.

What?

I'll be fine, okay?

I just want to,

I don't know, talk to him

and help him get

back together with Kelly

and just tell him

it's over for good.

- I mean, look at him.

- Okay.

He's just sitting there all by himself.

I feel so bad, you know?

Why don't you go over there and tell

that little princess that it's over, okay?

- Okay.

- Okay.

Hey, Adriana,

do you know how long

it's gonna be?

I'm just gonna go talk to him

and get him back with Kell,

so give me

a couple hours at least.

Father:

Adriana, you make him understand

it's over for good.

You set him straight.

- Okay.

- Father:
Okay. Ciao.

(soft rock music playing)

# The damage is done #

# And this is your world #

# Before we fade away... #

- Hey.

- # Before we fade away... #

Would you please

just tell me what happened?

You screwed me over real bad,

that's what happened.

I didn't want to.

- (gasps)

- Okay? I wanted... I want to marry you.

But there were all these

problems at the party.

There was like rooms

and handcuffs and...

and there was the plane

and the car...

- Jesse Jane...

- What?!

I don't want to hear

about this, okay?

No. It doesn't matter anymore.

It's over.

Over?

But I love you.

Does that not mean anything to you?

(groans)

You need to go find Kelly.

Where did she go, anyway?

I don't care, all right?

Don't you think it's fate

that we're both here

at the same time?

Come on! I'm here

because my family comes here.

Remember? That's why

we used to come here... my family.

Remember? You were

going to be a part of my family?

Are you kidding me?

- (gasps)

- Okay, what are we gonna do?

Go our separate ways.

That's retarded.

Come on, seriously?

- Fine.

- (folk music playing)

- What?

- Fine. Fine.

You know what?

Just go back with your...

- your... your stupid husband.

- Duffy, wait, okay?

No, I'm not waiting anymore.

You go back to your family

and your... your life...

- your... your family.

- No no no.

Duffy, wait!

Damn it, Duffy!

# I know I've been

missing you #

# But I know

I will see you through #

# And all these things

that I can't say #

# I know they'll be

brought up one day #

# And now the pavement's

cold and wet #

# And I #

# I see these changes #

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