Freaky Friday Page #6

I'm the one

who should be apologizing

for my flagrant disregard for

anyone's feelings but my own.

Well, at least you have

a great sense of style.

- Not like me.

- Enough.

Platinum, cool.

Don't even think about it.

Am I supposed to follow this?

It's nothing, darling.

One more day.

Yeah, it's great we're

getting married, isn't it?

Even though my husband died.

How quickly I've been

able to get over it.

Just pull up here.

Mom, out of the car.

If you manage to alienate

Ryan in my body.

I'll be nice.

But don't kiss him.

Oh, Mom, I just had breakfast.

That's disgusting.

Nice.

Okay. Here is the number

for the cab company.

I want you back here

at :
sharp.

All right.

- Do you understand?

- All right!

What is that tone?

Are you using a tone with me?

Oh, my God.

Can I go?

Why?

What are you so anxious about?

Hey, Anna.

Do you know him?

Kinda.

That's Jake.

- No, no.

- You gotta give him a chance.

That is the last thing

I'm going to give him.

- You don't even know him.

- I know he's too old for you.

My God, he's coming over.

Say hi.

Say hi back,

or I break up with Ryan.

- Hi, Jake.

- Hey.

So.

Oh, this is my mother,

Dr. Coleman.

Hi.

Hi.

- It's a great bike.

- What?

Not like I've ever been on it.

I'm not allowed.

I mean I'm allowed

because I'm old.

I gotta go.

Bye.

Walk with him.

Harry, do you know who that is?

Anna's got a boyfriend.

K-l-S-S-l-N-G.

Okay, where are we going next?

Harry's school?

Oh, he can walk from here.

It's blocks!

Fresh air will do you good.

What about bullies?

Run fast.

Tess, look, really, it's

no trouble to drive him.

Whatever.

Hey, I've got The Hives for you.

I beg your pardon?

- The CD.

- Oh, yeah, that.

They're coming

to town next week.

- I was wondering if...

- That's a nice thought.

I'm sure with a haircut

you'd look presentable.

But I need to focus

on my schoolwork,

and truth be told,

you're way too old for me.

But thanks anyway, Jason.

It's Jake.

Hello.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Hi.

Hello.

Stacey!

Hi, how are you?

Oh, wonderful.

Stacey, what are you doing?

Run away.

- Are you okay, Anna?

- God!

I am appalled Stacey

would do something like that.

Yeah, shocker.

Oh, I am going

to be calling her mother.

Forget about that.

We'll get her later.

We saw you.

- Saw me what?

- With Jake.

- Give us the dirty details.

- Excuse me?

Did you make a move?

- Is that something I would do?

- It's something you should do.

No, no, no.

I don't believe

in physical contact

with the opposite sex

at all, ever.

Nothing.

And you girls would do

well to follow my example.

Well.

- Whoa, whoa!

- What?

Cold sore, cold sore.

- Where?

- I feel it coming on there.

- Big oozer.

- I don't care.

I'm thinking of you, really.

You.

Okay. Okay.

Good thing, I guess.

You need a ride home, or are you

gonna pick up the Volvo?

Oh, I will most definitely

be picking up the Volvo.

Ow!

Hey. How's it going?

- Uh! What?

Dr. Coleman's office.

Hi.

This is Dr. Dunn's office.

I am calling to confirm

your root canal appointment.

Root canal?

That's not fair!

They're not my teeth.

Okay, I'm not sure...

No.

No, I'm cutting the dentist.

- You mean you're canceling?

- Yeah, cancel.

Like I'm going to take

that bullet. Please!

Evan.

No. Boris.

Line .

- Thanks.

- There you go.

Whoa!

She's blind!

Oh, this sucks.

Wanna get that?

No way. I'm not answering

that thing again.

Good to see you.

Okay.

You're here.

Oh.

Yeah, I'm here, and you're here.

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