Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred Page #2

So we're going.

But Mom, it's at Kevin's house, Mom!

- Kevin's house!

- Wear something nice.

Oh, my gammit!

A party at the lair of

my arch enemy's house!

And for some creepy guy who's clearly out

to destroy my musical confidence.

What am I gonna do?

You're gonna go,

that's what you're gonna do.

- Dad!

- You're gonna go,

find out everything

there is to know about this guy.

He's a wrong dude, I can feel it.

I knew it! That's just what I was thinking!

This cottage cheese is also wrong.

- Throw it out.

- Okay.

You get a full report,

and you get back to me.

- Where will you be?

- Right here.

Wait, wait, Dad!

You can't see me!

Yeah, I can.

All right, what do you want?

Actually, I was thirsty.

- There you go.

- Sunny D! All right!

- Thanks, Dad.

- Don't litter.

Stand up straight and don't steal anything.

- Mom, I never steal.

- That's good. You're good.

You're a good boy, Fred.

...tonight

Won't everybody have fun tonight

I said, everybody have fun tonight

Will everybody Wang Chung tonight

I said, everybody Wang Chung tonight

Oh, my God!

Wasn't he amazing?

Isn't he incredible!

You're so good. You're so good!

His piano has improved so much

since taking lessons from you.

Well, thank you. I had a lot to work with,

he has a lot of raw talent.

You taught him that? That is unbelievable.

So much talent to teach young kids.

As a single person, I totally respect that.

Hi, I'm Hilda Figglehorn.

Hello-ski, Jake Devlin.

Hello-ski yourself!

You know my son, Ferdinand?

I don't know if I do.

Liar! You know me, you're my teacher.

I'm just kidding, Ferd...

- Oh, my gosh...

- Of course I do.

That's too funny. You are too funny.

- Isn't he too funny, Fred?

- Yeah,

- he's way too funny.

- You must keep your wife in stitches.

No, no. I'm not married.

What?

A handsome man like yourself

with the ability

to impart musical knowledge?

How do you keep the women away?

There's no logical answer to that.

Could I

- get you a little drink?

- Yes.

Okay, then.

Hey, Wang Chung tonight.

Nice hair, Kevin.

You know, you look like Robert Pattinson,

if he were stupid!

What are you doing in my house, Fred?

I have to use the restroom.

Is this the restroom?

You know what?

I'm thinking,

I'm gonna kick you out of here, Fred.

No. Because Kevin,

I was invited to be here. I'm a partygoer.

Therefore, you're my host.

So, if you wouldn't mind,

could you get me a Coke, please?

Kevin,

are you being a good host?

With a slice of lime.

- Hey, Fred!

- Talia!

I wasn't expecting to see you here.

But it's good, right?

Yeah. What are you doing here?

I was bored up in my room.

Hey, Figglehorn!

What are you doing talking to my sister?

I'm not talking to your sister, Kevin,

I'm talking to Talia, who is your...

Your sister?

What?

What is going on around here?

The girl next door

How did I miss her?

It's just not fair!

She's Kevin's sister

My life is upside down.

Dad!

Dad, I need your help!

Gammit!

It's him! Ever since Mr. Devlin showed up,

everything got crazy!

Wait a minute.

There's something up with that man's name!

If you switch around the letters,

you get "devil" with an extra "N."

Huh? You see what I'm saying?

Pretty weird, right?

Let's figure this out.

Devlin.

Devil, "N" devil!

N-devil!

Devlin!

Devlin, N-devil, N-Devlin!

N-devil, Devlin!

Whatever! There's something there,

I'm gonna work on that.

That man is pure evil, and I know it!

I'm going to investigate.

Tonight.

Freddie

The middle of the night. Perfect!

Nobody's up this late.

Magic.

I'm still here, but you can't see me.

Floating teeth, who's doing it? Look out!

Oh, my gammit,

what was he burying in his backyard?

And was that Mrs. Felson's cat?

Did he murder her for her cat?

- Fred! Who are you talking to down there?

- No one.

Geez, I'm starving.

All that outdoor activity made me hungry

for a midnight snack,

even though it's only ten to 11:00.

I really do wonder,

why did he kill Mrs. Felson?

Then again, I suppose the school

music teacher is a pretty prestigious job.

So he probably wanted her position

as a cover-up for his nefarious acts.

What is going on with my pancake?

Mrs. Felson?

- What?

- What are you doing in my pancake?

Fred, I can't hear you,

but I need to warn you about Devlin.

What?

What?

- What do you have to warn me about?

- I don't know what you're saying,

but I need you to be careful of him.

He's more than a music teacher. He's evil.

- I knew it.

- Oh, dear, I have an itch. Gotta go.

I'm not hungry for pancakes anymore.

Yes, you got the last one!

You will not regret it, man.

- I am so about the piano.

- This recital's gonna rock.

Yeah, mostly because of me.

- He's controlling everyone!

- Who?

Devlin! I mean, what's his game?

He keeps saying "Join the world,"

like it's a different world or something.

- Right.

- An alien world!

He's an alien, Bertha. I know it!

He's an alien sent from distant outer space

to control our minds.

Well, you figured me out, Fred.

I am an alien.

The leader of an advance team

sent here to establish

a beachhead in your friendly town.

Devlin.

I'm not Devlin.

I'm...

Mansquito

from the planet of Mansquitoes.

I didn't know

mosquito heads looked like that!

I know, right? And I'm, like, the best-looking

guy on the planet of Mansquitoes.

You got anything to drink?

Like all of your blood?

Ready to go to class?

That's a good suggestion.

Excellent work.

Keep practicing. All right, next victim.

- Weird.

- What?

You scared me.

- Sorry.

- It's okay.

So why didn't you tell me

you and Kevin were brother and sister?

I thought you knew.

I've lived across from you my whole life.

Really?

Hi, I'm Fred.

- Trick or treat!

- Hey, Figglehorn!

Wow, I must have missed it somehow.

But Talia, me and you,

this friendship thing we have going,

I'm gonna have to end it

because your brother, Kevin,

he's a total psycho! A total lunatic!

And he hates my guts!

Yeah, but I don't.

I like you, Fred.

And I don't care what Kevin thinks.

Okay. Well, see you tomorrow.

She likes me. I knew that.

But I don't have time to indulge in romance.

Everyone's taking piano lessons

from Mr. Devlin

even though he is clearly,

clearly no judge of music talent.

Geez! That's a little inappropriate,

putting a vampire

on a children's cereal box, don't you think?

Wait a minute,

that's it!

The umbrella in the sunlight,

the burying stuff in his backyard,

Kevin's new haircut!

Mr. Devlin is a vampire!

And vampires, they turn everyone else

they know into vampires, too!

The gig is up, Fred.

- You're outnumbered.

- Yeah.

That might be true, Devlin.

But I've got dancing pecs,

this mystical tattoo

and weird techno music plays when

the wind flows through my fluffy hair.

I don't see what that has to do

with anything.

Yeah, besides, we have my sister.

Surrender, Fred.

Okay, I'll surrender. Not.

Fred!

Okay, I was panicked,

but I did some research,

and I found some vampire fun facts.

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