Freddy vs. Jason Page #16

MEAGAN:

A mental hospital.

MEAGAN'S MOM

And he said you desecrated a cemetery

and some other really terrible things.

Tell me you had nothing to do with

it. Tell me there's some mistake...?

MEAGAN:

There's no mistake.

(to Murdoch)

What did you do with Erwin?

MURDOCH:

Your boyfriend is headed back to the

looney bin where he belongs. But

don't worry, you'll be seeing him

soon enough... at the arraignment.

INT. CELLBLOCK - SAME TIME

Freddy taunts Stormie as the circle around in the cell

by slicing off his fingers, squirting green slime.

Stormie winces a little but keeps her distance and cool.

STORMIE:

You don't scare me, Freddy! Thanks

to my various phases and many hours

of watching violent televison, I

have become immune to violence. Seen

it all and done it all! Nothing you

do can gross me out -- so why don't

you give it your best shot, b*tch!

FREDDY:

Then maybe I'll just CUT to the chase!

Freddy swings the glove but Stormie ducks, keeping her

defensive stance.

STORMIE:

I'm warning you, Freddy... my father

is a drill sergeant in the Marine

Corps and he taught me just how to

defend myself against slimy bastards

like you.

FREDDY:

Oh I'm so scared, honey. Come on!

Hit me! Punch me right in the nose!

I dare you!

Freddy juts out his chin, gesturing for Stormie to

take a punch. Stormie throws a right and pops Freddy

right in the nose.

FREDDY:

(continuing;

surprised)

Owwwww!

Stormie smiles but that soon fades as she realizes her

fist is stuck in Freddy's nose. Freddy takes in a

breath and Stormie's arm is sucked up past the elbow.

She screams.

Freddy takes a deep breath and snorts Stormie right

up his nose, her screams turning into a faint BUZZ.

Freddy smiles.

FREDDY:

(continuing)

Now that's what I call getting a

buzz.

INT. FREDDY'S NOSTRIL CAVERN - NEXT SECOND

Now the size of a flea, Stormie is clinging to one

of hundreds of pointed tree trunks jutting out from

the circular walls -- Freddy's nose hairs. Stuck in

those humongous hairs are clumps of icky gunk --

boogers.

Sitting next to Stormie, a particularly large and

rotund booger clump opens its eyes and says (in the

distorted voice of Harry Manfredini):

BOOGERMAN:

Hi there! I'm the Boogerman! Heh-

heh... get it?

Stormie screams, backing up into the "trees", trying

to put distance between herself and Boogerman.

BOOGERMAN:

(continuing)

Aww, don't go... we can play "Star

Wars". You can be Princess Leia and

I'll be Jabba the Hutt!

Boogerman licks his fat, nasty lips with a slimy green

tongue -- he does kinda look like Jabba. Stormie

screams again.

INT. POLICE STATION - SAME TIME

Meagan is getting more and more agitated.

MEAGAN:

We're wasting time! We've got to

close down all the churches --

Freddy has to marry Lizzy on holy

ground!

Meagan's parents stare at their daughter with confused,

frightened looks.

MEAGAN:

(continuing)

Don't you understand?! He has to

come to our reality to do it! It's

our last chance to kill him!

MURDOCH:

Okay, I think we've heard enough of

this crap. Take her back to the

lockup.

A couple of DEPUTIES grab Meagan. She throws them off

and they grab her again, roughly. Meagan's parents

watch in pain and horror as the deputies drag their

daughter back to her cell, kicking and screaming.

MEAGAN:

Dad! Mom! Don't let them lock me up!

I have to save Lizzy!

MEAGAN'S MOM

Oh, Meagan... you're sick. You don't

even realize what you've done.

MEAGAN:

I did what I had to do to try and

save Lizzy!

MURDOCH:

Yeah, including murdering your boy-

friend and cutting his heart out.

MEAGAN:

Liar! Freddy killed Jesse! He was

already dead when I cut his heart

out!

Meagan's mom and dad gasp, recoiling with horror.

MEAGAN:

(continuing; manic)

Goddamnit, you don't understand!

Freddy lives! FREDDY LIVES!!!

Meagan's raving grows faint as she disappears into

the cellblock. Murdoch pulls Meagan's dad aside.

MURDOCH:

I know how you must feel... I had

a dog once. I loved that dog. I

treated her like my own daughter.

We went camping, picnics in the

park... I even had a little stocking

for her nailed up on the mantle for

Christmas. Then one day, she bit

me... so I had to blow her brains

out.

(sighs)

God, I loved that dog.

INT. STORMIE'S CELL & NOSTRIL CAVERN - SAME TIME

Freddy starts to dig in his nose with his forefinger

knife.

A giant knife blade comes charging up the nostril

cavern, sending Stormie into hysterics.

BOOGERMAN:

Uh-oh, Freddy's picking his nose

again -- gotta go!

Boogerman starts lumbering up into the back of the

nostril cavern. Stormie watches the massive knife

blade as it comes right for her, then at the last

possible second she starts climbing after Boogerman.

She pushes past the disgusting blob of goo, racing

ahead.

BOOGERMAN:

(continuing)

Well, excuse me!

INSERT -- Freddy pushes the knife way far back into

his head.

The giant knife spears Boogerman in the back, running

him through and spilling his "Boogerman" guts out his

front. Stormie gives a little squeal as Boogerman is

pulled out, kicking and screaming.

Freddy withdraws the knife from his nose, peering

closely at the tiny Boogerman impaled on the end. He

twists his mouth in utter disdain and flicks Booger-

man across the cell.

Boogerman screams as he flies across vast space, smack-

ing into the far wall with a giant SPLAT! Boogerman

flattens outwards into a thin pancake of Boogerman goo,

his nasty head still alive in the center.

Freddy reaches through the bars of the cell, his arm

extending out in a grotesque fashion all the way to

the deputy's desk. He feels around on the table until

he touches the pepper shaker, drawing it back into

Stormie's cell.

Freddy sprinkles a small amount of pepper into his

right palm and breathes it in deeply -- the specks

of pepper becoming rocks that pelt Stormie as she

clings to life deep inside the nostril.

Freddy's face begins to distort, his nose wrinkling

up -- the beginnings of a sneeze.

FREDDY:

Ahhh... ahhh... ahhh--CHOO!

Micro-Stormie comes blasting out of Freddy's nose

with globules of snot. She flies across the massive

cell, headed directly for the splattered Boogerman,

screaming her head off.

Boogerman sees Stormie racing towards him and he

screams too.

HARD CUT TO:

INT. POLICE STATION - CELLBLOCK - NEXT INSTANT

As the deputy brings Meagan back to her cell they

hear a loud SPLAT!

MEAGAN:

Stormie?!

The deputy pushes Meagan back as she moves forward

cautiously, glancing around the wall into Stormie's

cell... then promptly puking combo burrito. Meagan

runs up and looks. The wall to Stormie's cell is

splattered with blood and bits.

Meagan falls to her knees, sobbing as more DEPUTIES

come running into the cellblock, answering the

deputy's puke-choked scream.

MEAGAN:

(continuing)

Oh, God... what have I done? What

have I done?!

We BOOM OUT of this chaos and go to...

EXT. LONELY ROAD - NIGHT

An ambulance races along the road with it's emergency

lights flashing. In back Erwin lays strapped to a

gurney. Up front sit a DRIVER and an ATTENDANT. They

chat disparagingly about the freak in the back, when

suddenly a large form appears in the road just ahead.

The driver slams on the brakes and the wheels lock up

with a terrible SQUEAL.

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