Freddy vs. Jason Page #17

WHUMP! -- the ambulance plows into the form, knocking

it some fifty feet down the road. The driver and the

attendant stare out of the cracked windshield in shock.

Finally, the driver turns to the attendant and says:

AMBULANCE DRIVER

I'll go check it out. You stay here.

The driver gets out and goes to the form laying in the

road. He bends down to examine the charred, mammoth

carcass when a fist flies up, smacking the driver in

the face. He falls to the ground, unconscious.

The corpse sits up in the glare from the headlights --

it's Jason! Burnt and blackened but ready for action!

He starts towards the ambulance.

The attendant gets out and pulls his service revolver,

emptying into Jason's chest. Jason recoils only

slightly as BULLET HITS BURST his coveralls, then he

grabs the attendant by the head as he snaps the empty

pistol in panic. Jason slams the attendant's face

into the side of the ambulance.

In the back of the ambulance, a terror-stricken Erwin

watches as a face shaped dent appears in the wall with

a sickening WRENCHING of METAL and FLESH. Then...

silence.

RIP! -- Jason pulls off the back door of the ambulance

and climbs inside, the shocks bottoming out under his

weight. He reaches out for Erwin, who closes his

eyes... waiting for the inevitable.

Then... nothing.

After a second, Erwin opens an eye. Jason is standing

over him, hand outstretched. In his big, burnt palm

-- Meagan's necklace. Erwin looks from the necklace

to Jason. Jason thrusts out his hand impatiently.

ERWIN:

You... want me to tell you where

Meagan is?

Again with the thrusting.

ERWIN:

(continuing)

Well why didn't you say so?! Jesus,

for a minute there I thought you

were going to kill me.

(then)

You're not, are you?

Jason shakes his palm at Erwin yet a third time.

ERWIN:

(continuing)

Okay... okay! I'll take you right

to her. Could you help me out of

this?

Jason reaches over and yanks out the gurney straps.

Erwin exits out the back with Jason following close

behind. Erwin climbs in behind the wheel, saying:

ERWIN:

(continuing)

I'll drive.

Jason pushes Erwin aside so roughly that he slams into

the passenger side door.

ERWIN:

(continuing)

Okay... you drive.

As Jason climbs into the driver's seat, a CHIME goes

off as a female COMPUTER VOICE in a pleasant tone says:

COMPUTER VOICE:

Fasten your safety belt, please.

Erwin fastens his. Jason watches him and pulls the

safety belt across his massive chest -- it won't reach.

Jason pulls harder, ripping the belt out of the bolts.

The CHIME goes crazy.

COMPUTER VOICE:

(continuing)

Fasten your safety belt, please...

Fasten your safety belt, please...

Jason SMASHES the dashboard with his fist, silencing

the voice and chime. He turns suddenly to Erwin as if

to say, "Yeah?! What about it?" Erwin shrugs nervously:

ERWIN:

F*** the b*tch. Let's roll!

With tires SQUEALING, burning rubber and smoke, the

ambulance roars away into the early morning.

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. POLICE STATION - CELLBLOCK - DAWN

Meagan stares through the bars of her cell at the sun

as it peeks out over the horizon. The deputy gets up

to leave for the six a.m. shift change. As she goes,

she switches on the cellblock TV.

ANGLE ON TV -- An early morning religious program

is on.

RELIGIOUS ANNOUNCER

(filtered)

This is Channel 12 -- Station W.G.O.D.

-- where the "W" stands for "Worship"

And now... "Daily Affirmation" with

Reverend Lawrence Lovejoy...

A shot of the REVEREND LOVEJOY at the podium in his

studio, giving kind words of encouragement.

REVEREND LOVEJOY

Good morning, friends... the Good

Book says that each morning brings

a new light into our lives...

The good reverend goes on about it always being darkest

before the dawn, have faith and your prayers will be

answered, etc. Meagan turns and watches the sunrise

-- glorious. Tears stream down her cheeks. Then a

commercial comes on:

RELIGIOUS ANNOUNCER

(filtered)

You can own a videotape of Reverend

Lovejoy's Daily Affirmation for only

$19.95...

CUT TO:

EXT. RELIGIOUS TV STATION - MORNING

In his booth at the main gate, the GATE GUARD watches

as a procession of hearses approaches. As the first

hearse reaches the gate, the guard steps out and says:

GATE GUARD:

Hello. What can I do for you?

A cultist sticks his head out the window and says:

CULTIST:

We're here to see the Reverend

Lovejoy. We need him to perform a

wedding.

GATE GUARD:

Do you have an appointment?

CULTIST:

No. I have a Beretta.

The cultist produces a pistol -- BANG!

INT. STUDIO - MOMENTS LATER

The REVEREND LOVEJOY is at his podium, his WIFE at the

organ, waiting for the commercial break to be over.

The FLOOR MANAGER counts down -- three... two... one...

BAM! -- the cultists burst into the studio. The CAMERA

OPERATOR and FLOOR MANAGER are killed. The Reverend

Lovejoy and his WIFE, at the organ, are taken hostage.

INT. POLICE STATION - CELLBLOCK - SAME TIME

ANGLE ON TV as the cultists take the reverend and his

wife hostage. Meagan watches, suddenly perplexed.

INT. STUDIO - NEXT SECOND

The cultists break into the control room, killing the

DIRECTOR and STAFF. One slips into the sound booth,

garroting the RELIGIOUS ANNOUNCER with a piece of wire.

Another SMASHES the control board, killing the signal.

All the feed monitors go snowy.

INT. CELLBLOCK - SAME TIME

ANGLE ON TV as the picture goes to static. Just then,

the deputy appears in front of Meagan's cell.

MEAGAN:

Something just happened at the TV

station.

DEPUTY:

Don't worry about it -- get undressed.

MEAGAN:

What for?

DEPUTY:

Time to get you cleaned up for court.

Meagan looks back at the TV as she slowly starts to

get undressed.

INT. POLICE STATION - SHOWERS - MOMENTS LATER

The deputy ushers Meagan into the showers. Inside,

a naked group of mean, nasty, ugly JAIL HOUSE B*TCHES

are showering, washing hairy pits, flabby tattooed

skin, and greasy hair. They eye Meagan like the

dessert bar at Denny's as she crosses to the opposite

side, sneaking into a corner. Meagan turns on the

shower and drops the towel -- the b*tches whistle and

catcall.

Just then, the deputy gets called away, leaving Meagan

to the mercy of the b*tches. The head b*tch slides

over to Meagan and says:

HEAD B*TCH

What's the matter, honey... you

don't like our company?

MEAGAN:

I like you... sure. It's just that

I usually shower alone, that's all.

HEAD B*TCH

Oh! So you're shy? I like 'em when

they're shy...

The head b*tch grabs at Meagan, who resists. But this

b*tch is big and tough and holds Meagan by the wrists

as she tries to kiss her. The other b*tches laugh.

HEAD B*TCH

(continuing)

Don't fight it, baby! You know you

want me...

Meagan scratches the head b*tch's face. She backs

off screaming, wiping blood from her face. Then she

spits, reaches down (below the frame line) and

produces a shiv.

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