Freddy vs. Jason Page #18

HEAD B*TCH

(continuing)

If you won't give me a piece then

I'll just cut one for myself...

The head b*tch moves in. Meagan takes a cautious

step back, bumping into tile -- nowhere to go. She

holds up her hands.

MEAGAN:

Wait a second... I didn't mean to

do that... I'm sorry. It's just that

you come on a little strong, that's

all. Just give me a little time to

adjust to my new surroundings...

The head b*tch stops, curious.

HEAD B*TCH

Are you saying you want me now?

MEAGAN:

Yes... I want you.

HEAD B*TCH

Prove it.

Meagan comes up to the woman, raising her arms. In a

flash, the head b*tch has the shiv to Meagan's jugular

-- a warning. Meagan carefully puts her arm around

the b*tch and kisses her full on the mouth. After a

long, uncomfortable moment, they break. The head

b*tch smiles.

HEAD B*TCH

(continuing)

Now that's more like it!

(to the others)

Hey, this b*tch is alright!

The other b*tches smile as the head b*tch slips her

arm around Meagan's waist and pulls her tight.

HEAD B*TCH

(continuing)

You're okay, honey... what's your

name?

MEAGAN:

Meagan.

HEAD B*TCH

So... what're you in for, Meagan?

MEAGAN:

(sniffles a little)

Oh, my friend...

HEAD B*TCH

The b*tch that died last night?

MEAGAN:

(starts to cry)

Yeah... they said she had some

disease that made her... explode!

Oh, God! Please hold me!

The head b*tch holds Meagan tight as she sobs,

smoothing her hair. The other b*tches share a look

of concern as one asks:

B*TCH #1

What's this bullshit about some

killer funk make you explode?

HEAD B*TCH

(to Meagan)

Easy... honey. It's goin' be

alright. But what I asked you is

why you're in here?

MEAGAN:

Oh... well... the cops? Well, they

think I gave it to her...

The head b*tch suddenly springs back as if Meagan

were Satan himself. She runs for the other b*tches

but they aren't having anything to do with her. All

the b*tches race for the exit.

The deputy comes to the shower room doorway and

shouts:

DEPUTY:

What the hell is all the screaming

about?!

WHAM! -- the b*tches run her over, stripping the keys

from her belt. They unlock the cellblock door and go

running into the police station, screaming butt-naked.

After the b*tches exit, Meagan's hand reaches out and

drags the unconscious deputy into the shower.

INT. POLICE STATION - NEXT SECOND

The b*tches come running butt-naked and screaming

through the station. Several deputies chase after

them, tackle them and try to cuff them. A brawl

ensues. Chaos.

Murdoch sits on a desk, reading a report. He looks

up at the madness and mutters:

MURDOCH:

Punks...

INT. POLICE STATION - SHOWERS - MOMENTS LATER

A DEPUTY enters the showers and sees a naked woman

on top of a deputy, their arms locked in a struggle.

The deputy cracks the naked woman in the back of the

head with her baton and she falls to the side,

revealing Meagan -- now dressed in the deputy's

uniform -- laying on the shower floor.

The deputy realizes her mistake too late -- Meagan

sprays her in the face with mace and she sinks to

her knees, screaming and clutching her face. Meagan

leaps to her feet, grabs a towel to hold over her

face (as if she had a broken nose) and starts to exit.

On her way out, Meagan is passed by several DEPUTIES

charging into the showers to restore order. She

gestures them on, then slips into an emergency exit

to freedom.

EXT. POLICE STATION - CONTINUOUS ACTION

Meagan exits the station just as a patrol car pulls

up. She reaches in and grabs the JUNIOR TROOPER,

pulling him out. Then she slips behind the wheel

and ROARS off. The junior trooper calls after her:

JUNIOR TROOPER:

Hey, that's Captain Murdoch's car!

CUT TO:

INT. STUDIO - SAME TIME

The cultists surround Reverend Lovejoy as he nervously

shakes his head, saying:

REVEREND LOVEJOY

I won't do it! It's a sin!

Blasphemy!

One of the cultists puts a gun to Mrs. Lovejoy's head.

CULTIST:

Wedding or funeral... your choice.

The reverend swallows and says:

REVEREND LOVEJOY

And who would be the bride?

Lizzy is brought forth. The cultists take her arm

and inject her with the dream dope. Lizzy's head

lulls around as she chants softly:

LIZZY:

One... two... Freddy's coming for

you.

The rest of the cultists shoot up -- passing the

needle from one to another.

LIZZY:

(continuing)

Three... four... Better lock your

door.

The good reverend watches this with a lump in his

throat. He shudders and asks:

REVEREND LOVEJOY

And the groom.

CULTIST:

He's coming...

Lizzy is almost asleep.

LIZZY:

Five... six... grab your crucifix...

The neon cross behind the podium begins to flicker.

Then with a sharp SNAP of electricity, the cross

falls over, turning upside down. It hangs there for

an instant then -- POW! -- the cross EXPLODES, catching

the curtains on FIRE.

As the FLAMES consume the curtains, a hole in reality

appears -- a Dreamgate. Freddy comes springing out,

leaping in front of the podium. He laughs and turns

to Lizzy, asleep on the bench.

FREDDY:

That's for the lift sister!

(to the cultists)

Hiya, kids!

CULTISTS:

(in unison)

Hiya, Freddy!

FREDDY:

Ready to get hitched?

CULTISTS:

Ready, Freddy!

FREDDY:

Then let's do it!

Lizzy looks up and smiles.

LIZZY:

I love you, Freddy...

CUT TO:

INT. POLICE STATION - AFTERNOON

A DEPUTY comes up to Murdoch and says:

DEPUTY:

We found your patrol car, Captain.

It was abandoned near a local

religious station.

MURDOCH:

Religious station? Is there a

padre there?

DEPUTY:

Yes, sir. Reverend Lovejoy broad-

casts out of that location.

MURDOCH:

So that's where they're hiding.

CUT TO:

INT. STUDIO - SAME TIME

Lizzy and Freddy stand before Reverend Lovejoy.

REVEREND LOVEJOY

...and if there be anyone among you

who has any reason why these two

should not be joined in holy...

Freddy holds up a finger -- "Ah-ah".

REVEREND LOVEJOY

(continuing)

...in matrimony. Let them speak

now...

(under his breath)

...please God...

(aloud)

...or forever hold their peace.

WHAM! -- Meagan bursts in.

MEAGAN:

Stop!

Everyone turns and looks as Meagan comes to the pulpit.

MEAGAN:

(continuing;

to Freddy)

Take me, Freddy. Take me instead.

FREDDY:

You're a virgin?!

MEAGAN:

Oh, that's right -- tell everybody!

Freddy moves close to Meagan, running a blade over and

around Meagan's neck as she struggles to remain calm.

FREDDY:

Mmmmmmm! Yes, you are a bit juicier

than your retard sister... okay,

you've got the job.

(to cultists)

Get her ready.

EXT. RELIGIOUS TV STATION - NIGHT

Outside, the cultists surrounding the outside of the

station watch as dozens of police vehicles swarm to

the fence. Murdoch and the S.W.A.T. commander get

out of the lead car. Murdoch picks up his bullhorn

and says:

MURDOCH:

(through bullhorn)

This is Captain Renton Murdoch --

State Trooper. I'm giving you until

the count of three to come out with

your hands up...

A CULTIST SNIPER FIRES a shot at Murdoch, the bullet

hit SMASHING the emergency lights atop his car. The

other cops duck down, but not Murdoch, he turns

calmly to the S.W.A.T. commander and says:

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