Freddy vs. Jason Page #19

MURDOCH:

(continuing)

Hand me that flare pistol.

The commander gives the flare gun to Murdoch, adding:

S.W.A.T. COMMANDER

Good idea. Throw a little light on

them -- see if we can spot their

firing positions...

As the commander speaks, Murdoch aims the pistol

carefully and FIRES. PHOOMPH! -- the flare streaks

to the roof of the TV station, SMACKING the sniper.

He BURSTS into FLAMES and tumbles to the ground,

screaming. Murdoch hands the flare gun back to the

commander, going back on the bullhorn and saying:

MURDOCH:

(through bullhorn)

Alright, now I'm through playing

"nice guy" -- I want the rest of

you punks to come out right now

with your hands up.

The cultists respond by filling the air with hot lead

-- BULLET HITS RIDDLE the cop cars, SMASHING glass

and PIERCING metal. The cops FIRE back, BULLET HITS

EXPLODING all along the sides of the TV station.

INT. STUDIO - NEXT MOMENT

The cultists bare Meagan's arm and inject her with

dream dope. She takes her place at the threshold

beside Freddy.

EXT. RELIGIOUS TV STATION - SAME TIME

As the battle outside between the cultists and the

cops RAGES, Murdoch and the S.W.A.T. commander squat

down behind a fender to reload.

S.W.A.T. COMMANDER

Well, it doesn't look like they're

going to surrender.

MURDOCH:

What we're going to need then is

somebody to charge their lines --

make a hole for us to slip in.

S.W.A.T. COMMANDER

Where are you going to find anyone

that crazy?

Just then, an ambulance comes ROARING through the

police lines, causing the cops to scurry like mice.

MURDOCH:

Here comes one now...

(yells)

GO GIT 'EM, SON!

Murdoch squints to see who's driving... it's Jason!

Erwin smiles and waves to Murdoch through the passenger

side window as the ambulance zooms past.

Murdoch curses, drawing his pistol and SHOOTING after

the ambulance.

The other COPS join in a moment later, BULLET HITS

SPARKING off the back of the ambulance as it CRASHES

through the front gate.

Inside the ambulance, Erwin hazards a glance back at

the cops, then he turns to Jason and says:

ERWIN:

That was easy enough...

Erwin looks ahead and screams.

ANGLE THROUGH WINDSHIELD as three cultists stand

directly in front of the speeding ambulance, FIRING

machine guns. The glass EXPLODES just as Erwin

ducks down.

Two cultists suddenly scatter as Jason rams the

ambulance into the middle one just before plowing

into the side of the station with a CRASH.

Erwin pushes down his airbag just in time to see a

cultist closing in with a gun. He reaches through the

smashed windshield and grabs the squashed cultist's

machine gun laying on the hood. Erwin turns, SHOOTS

the cultist just in time.

As Jason kicks open the driver's side door he is

greeted by two cultists SHOOTING at him. Jason RIPS

OFF the driver's side door and hurls it at the two

punks, knocking them down like bowling pins. Then

Jason reaches back into the ambulance, pulls out the

Jaws of Life and, with Erwin covering his back, starts

towards the front door.

INT. STUDIO - SAME TIME

The wedding proceeds...

REVEREND LOVEJOY

Once again... if there be anyone

among you who does not want these

two people to be joined... let him

speak now or forever hold his peace.

Meagan looks around... no one says anything. The

reverend clears his throat to continue when...

WHAM! -- the studio door flies open and Jason appears

in the doorway holding the Jaws of Life.

FREDDY:

Uh, oh...

The cultists attack Jason. Jason grabs the first

one with the Jaws of Life -- folds him in half like

a rag doll. Another attacks with a machete... bad

idea. One more cultist down and now Jason owns the

machete. Jason finishes off the last two cultists

as Erwin barricades the studio door. The cultists

on the other side start POUNDING.

Jason starts swinging at Freddy with the machete,

slicing through a camera cable. CLOSE ON CABLE as

it falls to the floor.

Freddy jumps back through the Dreamgate, closing it

behind him.

Erwin runs over to Meagan and Lizzy. He tries to

wake them but can't. As Jason lumbers over, Erwin

looks up and says:

ERWIN:

I can't wake them up. Freddy's

got them trapped!

Erwin thinks for a moment, then rushes over to a

couple of dead cultists. He takes their syringes.

Erwin jabs Jason in the neck with two syringes full

of dream dope.

ERWIN:

(continuing)

Go get him, boy!

Jason staggers forward, falling into...

INT. NIGHTMARE ARENA - CONTINUOUS ACTION

Jason falls into a boxing arena. The ropes are

entrails and atop each corner post is mounted a human

head. The spectators are all DEMONS, MONSTERS, and

the LIVING DEAD.

Jason looks over at his opponent -- dressed in boxing

shorts, shoes, and gloves -- it's Freddy.

Jason raises his arms and finds he too is wearing

boxing gloves.

TED BUNDY steps into the ring.

TED BUNDY:

(into microphone)

Ladies and gentlemen... welcome

to the fight of the century! I'm

your ring announcer... Ted Bundy!

BANG! -- a bullet hole appears in Ted's forehead,

BLOWING his brains out the back. He falls over DEAD

and the crowd cheers. Ted sits up and pulls the wig

back over his shaved head and electric burns as he

calls into the balcony:

TED BUNDY:

(continuing)

Verrrrrry funny, Oswald!

ANGLE IN BALCONY -- OSWALD stands, his rifle still

smoking.

OSWALD:

(angry; defensive)

It wasn't me!

Ted Bundy gets to his feet and finishes the intro:

TED BUNDY:

In my left corner, weighing in at

only ninety seven pounds... the

nightmare master himself! The one!

The only... Freddddddddy

Kruuuuuuugerrrrrr!!!

Freddy holds up his arms and the crowd goes wild.

TED BUNDY:

(continuing)

And on my right... weighing in at

a whopping four hundred and thir-

teen pounds... that killer of

countless teenagers... the big

guy...

(gestures to Jason)

Jason Voorhees!

CHEERS and BOOS.

TED BUNDY:

(continuing)

And the prize tonight... not one but

TWO -- count 'em -- TWO virgins...

ripe for the picking.

Ted gestures to a large cage suspended over the arena.

Inside -- Meagan and Lizzy clutch eachother.

TED BUNDY:

(continuing)

Hey, have one now and save the other

for the ride home. That's what I did.

LAUGHTER from the crowd.

MEAGAN:

Kick his ass, Jason!

DING! -- the bell sounds. The first round begins...

Freddy starts towards Jason, cocking his glove for a

blow when -- CH-CHING! -- knife blades jut out of the

glove. He punches Jason in the stomach and starts

RIPPING him open, rotten guts spilling out.

Jason spots a cocktail waitress walking past with an

axe in her head. This is BLOODY MARY. Jason reaches

over the side of the ring and pulls the axe out of

her head. Bloody Mary whips around, yelling:

BLOODY MARY:

HEY!

Jason swings with the axe -- SH-WACK! -- Jason SLICES

OFF Freddy's arm. The crowd ROARS. Freddy looks

down at the open armpit, GUSHING with ROTTEN BLOOD,

and shrugs:

FREDDY:

Oh, well... I just axed for that!

Freddy GROWS a new arm, complete with glove of knives.

Jason throws the axe at Freddy, who ducks it. The

axe flies into the audience, SMACKING MUSSOLINI square

between the eyes. He falls back to the floor. HITLER

turns to EVA BRAUN and says disdainfully:

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