Freebie and the Bean Page #12

the numbers game

and there's no-class,

dumb, Hick cop

thinks he's smarter

than Red Meyers.

Go back to your garbage cans.

You'd still be there

looking if not for me.

Well, who do you think stuffed

that stuff in the garbage

you putz?

(male announcer)

'Five yards

for defensive holding'

'and it's first and goal.'

Three to five.

Three to five!

You call that

three to five?

That's forever!

Mildred, I, I love you.

Please, who could know?

You promised me!

'Three to five

with time off!'

Mildred..

Mildred, I, I wish..

I wish it could have been me

instead of him!

I wish it was!

Mildred!

Who could know

about his heart?

(male announcer)

'James Roberts for the TD!'

Everything okay, Lieutenant?

You tell her to put

the paper in the garbage?

Why?

You know, uh..

You're a son of a b*tch.

I was gonna marry her.

Why is everybody mad at me?

I didn't want him

to get hurt. I promised her.

But make her understand that,

you know what I mean?

You don't know what I mean.

I don't know what I mean.

(male announcer)

'That makes it 1 7-nothing.'

- Which one's this?

- This is the cop.

[crowd roaring]

You okay?

[instrumental music]

I'm hungry.

Huh? What?

I've got to have a taco.

I've got to have a taco.

- ls this your idea of a joke?

- What?

- This is..

- What are you saying?

Is that your idea of a joke?

- What are you talking about?

- You brainless son of a b*tch.

You almost got me killed

back there! You know that?

- What?

- Look at my face.

Look at my arm!

Look what you did to me.

I didn't do nothing!

I wasn't even there!

You're never there

when I need you son of a b*tch!

- Don't talk to me like that!

- You're an a**hole!

(male #1 9)

'I can't steer!'

[yelling]

(Freebie)

Ah, watch my arm, will you?

Oh! Are you trying

to kill me?

You Mexican a**hole!

- I almost lost my arm!

- Can't take a joke!

[yelling]

You and me baby

we got something going

There ain't nothin'

we can't do

Like honey and bees

we go together

Me and you

[instrumental music]

[music continues]

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