Frenemies Page #3

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About This?

I Can Always Get

Another "A".

And Maybe One Day

I'll Get Another

Girlfriend, But...

After The Way

I Treated Murray,

I May Never Get

My Best Friend Back.

And He's Worth

More Than Anything.

( Scoffs )

Whatevs.

( Barks )

Aah!

Murray!

The Project!

Whoa! Ha Ha!

Oh, No, He's Gonna--

( Laughter )

Ooh!

Bad Dog!

( Growling )

Did I Say, "Bad Dog"?

I Meant,

"Good Doggy!"

( Barks )

Good--Good Doggy.

Yeah.

( Barks )

Aah!

( Barks )

Aah!

Aah!

( Barks )

Murray.

Man, Am I Glad

To See You.

And I Promise,

If You Come Home

With Me,

It's Just

You And Me, Buddy--

No Girls...

Ever Again.

So...Guess I'll

Just Be Going.

Maybe I'll

Catch You Guys

At The Dog Park.

I'll Miss You,

Murray.

Come Visit Me,

Okay?

Definitely.

( Growling )

You Hate The Scarf,

Too, Huh?

( Laughs )

Halley:
I'm So Glad

Jake Didn't Let Julianne

Come Between Him

And His Pooch.

Avalon:
What Do They Say?

A Dog's A Boy's Best Friend?

Halley And I Put Jake's Story

On Our Webazine Geekly Chic

Because It Almost Turned Us

Into Frenemies Once.

I Was At Home,

Finishing Up An Email,

When It All Started.

Halley Brandon,

You Are An Awesome Writer.

Too Bad The Rest Of The World

Hasn't Gotten The Memo.

( Sighs )

( Dialing )

Hello?

It's Finished.

It's Perfect.

And It's Sent.

Aah!

Aah!

I'm So Excited.

I Am So Excited.

When Burns Publications

Opens That Link

To Our Webazine

Geekly Chic,

They Are So Going

To Want To Be

In Business With Us.

I Know. I Mean,

Between Your Fashion Tips

And My Articles,

How Could They Not?

Speaking Of Fashion Tips,

Shade Up, Girl.

Okay, So, Am I Working

This Referee Look?

What Do You Think?

Touchdown!

Thank You.

Oh, And Score With

That Belt, Too.

Kendall's?

Yep.

Like He Ever Wears It.

My Brother's Pants

Fall Off His Butt So Low,

I'm Forced To Look

At His Boxer Shorts

With Smiley Faces

On Them.

How Is That

Possibly Attractive?

It's Not. Although...

It Does Make It

Way Easier For You

To Give Him A Wedgie.

( Laughs )

( Call Waiting Beeps )

Okay, We Gotta Go.

We're Gonna Be Late.

Shade Down!

Were You And Avalon

Just Talking About Me?

Yeah, We Were

Just Discussing

How You Seriously

Rock Those Pants.

Right.

What Do You Want?

Could You Drive Us

To School?

No.

Hey, Is That My Belt?

I'll Pay

For Belt Rental.

Rent-A-Belt.

I Like It.

But I'm Not Waiting.

Wait!

Wait!

I'm In Really,

Really Tall Heels!

Come On!

I'm Trying!

I'm In Tall Heels!

Female G.P.S. Voice:

Turn Right On Addison.

Baby, Could You Repeat

That Last Direction

For Me...Slowly?

Turn Right On Addison.

Uh, Kendall,

Why Do You Need

A G.P.S. System?

You're A Senior.

You Know How To

Get To School.

He's In Love

With Her Voice.

I'm Not In Love

With Her Voice.

"You're Not My Type,

Kendall.

"I Hate Smiley-Face

Underwear.

Recalculating.

Recalculating."

( Both Laugh )

You Guys Can Laugh

All You Want.

But This G.P.S. Can Be

Programmed To Speak In

12 Different Languages.

It Can Even Give

Directions In Urdu.

"Urdu?

I Hardly Know You."

( Both Laugh )

So, Anything From

Burns Publications Yet?

Not Yet, But We Have

Been Talking For,

Like, Three Seconds,

So I'll Check Again.

Okay.

Well, If It Isn't

Tweedle-Geek

And Tweedle-Chic.

Well, Uh,

Hello, Walker.

Wait, What's Today--

Bring-Your-Lame-Posse-

To-Work Day?

Funny. Here You Go.

Um, Wait.

What Is This?

We Paid For An Ad

For Geekly Chic

In The School Paper.

Yes, And, As Senior Editor

Of That School Paper,

I Have A Standard

Of Quality To Uphold.

But--But, Walker,

Kids Need To Know

About Our Website.

Have You Even Read It?

It's Full Of Stimulating

And Superbly Written

Articles.

Yeah, Not To Mention

The Latest

Fashion Trends,

Like Your Sweater.

Oh, Wait. We Didn't

Have An Issue In 1982.

Look, We Even Have

Business Cards.

Yeah. Pretty

Professional, Huh?

You Know What?

You Could Actually Put

One Of These Cards

On Every Locker

In The Whole School.

It Doesn't Matter,

Because Nobody Will Care

Unless I Tell Them To.

I'm Sorry, I Didn't

Hear What You Said.

Could You Repeat That?

Clean Out Your

Pretty Little Ears.

Geeklychic.Com

Is For Losers.

( Snaps Photo )

( Dialing )

( Phones Ringing )

( Overlapping Chatter )

Oh, By The Way,

Walker,

Thanks For The Free

Advertising.

What Are You

Talking About?

We Are Out Of Here.

Good-Bye.

Thank You.

( Laughs )

That Was Awesome, Av.

You Totally Put

That Jerk And His

Wannabe Jerks

In Their Places.

Why, Thank You.

But, Halley,

You'll Have To Learn

How To Stand Up To

People Like That.

Uh, Heh--

No, Thank You.

You Know I Get Flushed

Around People,

So, If You Don't Mind,

I'll Stick To

The Writing,

And You Can Do

The Talking.

That's What Makes Us

A Good Team.

All Righty.

Hey, I Got Something

Really Cool To

Show You. Come On.

So, Every Time

Someone Logs On

To Geeklychic.Com,

A Red Dot Will Pop Up.

You See Those Red Dots

In New Jersey?

That's You, Me...

And My Mom.

She Spends A Lot Of

Time Online.

( Beep )

Wait...

There's Another Dot

Over There

In New York City.

Who Could That Be?

Well, I'm Not

Really Sure,

But They're

Definitely Logged On.

( Cell Phone Ringing )

It's A Private Number.

Maybe It's...The Dot.

Oh, Stop That.

Just Answer It.

Hello?

Yes, This Is

Halley Brandon.

You're Calling From

Burns Publications?

Are You Serious?

No Way.

Look, Kendall,

You're Gonna Have

To Do A Lot Better

If You're Gonna

Get Back At Me

For Making Fun

Of Your Little

G.P.S. Girl.

Yes, I'll "Hold" For

Miss Cherie St. Claire.

You Are Really

Pushing This,

Aren't You, Kendall?

( Gasps )

Hello?

Yes.

Yes, Yes, It Is.

Yes, Yes!

Okay, Tomorrow.

All Right. Um, Okay,

Thank You, Miss St. Claire.

All Right,

Thank You, Bye.

Oh, My Gosh.

That Was Really

Cherie St. Claire,

The Head Of

Burns Publications

In Manhattan?

Yes, It Was. And Tomorrow,

We Have A Huge Meeting

With That Red Dot!

( Both Shriek )

Shh!

Sorry.

Sorry.

All Right, We Have

So Little Time

And So Much To Prepare.

So, Which One Of These

New Fashion Looks

Says, "I Have A Meeting

With One Of The Most

Powerful Women

In The Publishing

World"?

Give Me Them Bright Lights,

Long Nights

Party Till The Sun

Is Rising

High-Rise, Overtime

Working Till The Moon

Is Shining

Hot Guys, Fly Girls

Never Thought I'd Say

I Feel On Top Of The World

I Feel On Top

Of The World, Hey

Glamour, Glitter And Gold

Nothing Is Stopping You

Nothing Is Stopping Me

In This Frenzy,

Out Of Control

I'm-A Stay In Pursuit

Do What I Gotta Do

Give Me Them Bright Lights,

Long Nights...

( Cell Phone Ringing )

( Turns Volume Down )

Hello?

Shade Up, Girl.

Oh, Okay.

Is This Professional

Or What?

Yeah, Professionally

Scottish.

What? I Don't Think

This Says Scottish.

I Think It Says Stylish,

In A Plaid-Ish,

Wool-Ish, Kilt-Ish

Sort Of Way.

( Sighs )

Whatever-Ish.

Shade Down, Girl.

We're Going To

New York City!

( Both Shout )

Party Till The Sun

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